PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...

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Re: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...

Postby BBadger » Thu Sep 19, 2013 3:02 am

A pasty-white shirt-cocker Bob
Whose shirt barely covered his knob
Bent to pick up some MOOP
And revealed some poop
That was stuck to his shirt like a daub!
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Re: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...

Postby H.G.Crosby » Thu Jul 10, 2014 6:51 pm

That Department we call Public Works,
Who when asked: Why are you such jerks?
You strut and you sneer,
And Demand all our beer!
"oh Fuck you, that's one of our perks."
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Re: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Jul 13, 2014 8:10 am

a russian a brit and a jew
planned a a theme camp hullabaloo
they were "headlining"
exclusive fine dining
bit off a bit more than could chew.
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Re: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...

Postby TT120 » Sun Jul 13, 2014 8:36 am

There once was a man from Black Rock City
Who would always say "show us your titties"
One day Fossa did
And that's how we got rid
Of titty requests in the city.
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Re: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...

Postby lucky420 » Sun Jul 13, 2014 9:14 am

A burner traveling through Reno
Got stuck at the Sands playing Keno
He missed the bus
Put up a fuss
Now he resides in Chino :evil:
Oh my god, it's HUGE!

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Re: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...

Postby FIGJAM » Sun Jul 13, 2014 9:31 am

A burner once traveling through Reno
Got stuck at the Sands playing Keno
When he missed the bus
He put up a fuss
And now he resides in Chino :twisted:
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Re: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Jul 13, 2014 10:15 am

whether gossip or news, one can reckon
whose lives we might also be wrecking
as we postulate
socially masturbate
as we slow down to e-rubbernecking.
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Re: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...

Postby H.G.Crosby » Sun Jul 13, 2014 12:39 pm

from paris to london, from new york to rome
from highest of desert to lowest sea foam
but none are as Pretty
as our Black Rock City
maybe that's why we call it our Home.
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Re: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...

Postby lucky420 » Sun Jul 13, 2014 3:39 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:whether gossip or news, one can reckon
whose lives we might also be wrecking
as we postulate
socially masturbate
as we slow down to e-rubbernecking.


This
Oh my god, it's HUGE!

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Re: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Jul 13, 2014 3:55 pm

before we get too us and them
and then feelings become a problem
lets all step away
and be silent today
and pretend that we're all AntiM.
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Re: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...

Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Jul 15, 2014 7:23 am

it always just ends up the same
as people all look where to blame
and though you may rue me
i'll try to quote Rumi
"Judge Not the moth 'til you've seen the flame"
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Re: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...

Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed Nov 01, 2017 12:40 pm

a worthy old thread worth a bump
picked out of the eplaya dump
like seemingly worthless
george papadopoulos
leading it all back to Trump.
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Re: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...

Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Nov 02, 2017 4:37 am

the poor anti semite named burn
is dumb ass who wont ever learn
that his vile hateful words
that he pinches like turds
are just shit to those who discern.
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Re: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...

Postby Perpetual Burn » Fri Nov 03, 2017 9:19 am

I and I, Robot, of Soul, Logos, and Heart
Infinite, spontaneous, no ending or start
Live, laugh, Love 'n' learn
And Burn, baby Burn
On the Playa of dust, we celebrate art
Love brings us Home
Hope restores our soul
We Burn on the Playa of the
Black Rock Desert
& We fear no evil
for the Man is on our side
Surely Faith & Love will follow
All our Lives
& We will dwell in the house of Love
Forever

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Re: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...

Postby tatonka » Fri Nov 03, 2017 10:08 am

I can not Rhyme
i am not quick
so here is a
Image
" Make me strong , not to be superiour to my brothers , to fight my greatest enemy ....... myself . " Chief Dan George .

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Re: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sat Nov 04, 2017 5:54 am

keep posting you dumb POS
each statement you make you confess
to your poisoned world view
and your hate of “the jew”
and you give us your ip address...
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Re: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...

Postby Perpetual Burn » Sat Nov 04, 2017 8:11 pm

Cease pointing fingers with petty non-wit
All is testimony as obvious Divine wit
Such Gnosis is infallible
Most assuredly undeniable
Think you can conquer Heaven? Come get it

Image
Love brings us Home
Hope restores our soul
We Burn on the Playa of the
Black Rock Desert
& We fear no evil
for the Man is on our side
Surely Faith & Love will follow
All our Lives
& We will dwell in the house of Love
Forever

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Re: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...

Postby Avacadi » Sun Nov 05, 2017 6:20 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:keep posting you dumb POS
each statement you make you confess
to your poisoned world view
and your hate of “the jew”
and you give us your ip address...



Why are you so hateful?
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Re: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...

Postby Ratty » Sun Nov 05, 2017 8:39 am

And the winner is.........

the poor anti semite named burn
is dumb ass who wont ever learn
that his vile hateful words
that he pinches like turds
are just shit to those who discern.
Pictures or it didn't happen Greycoyote
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Re: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...

Postby lucky420 » Sun Nov 05, 2017 10:47 am

I’ve logged on to lurk
So Here I sit and I smirk
I’ll need to pop some corn
For it might be better than porn
But I def won’t need to jerk


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Re: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...

Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Nov 14, 2017 4:34 am

you may think that you post with Elan
you may think that we fell for your con
but i know much better
you’ll be the regretter
i’ll be here long after your gone.
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Re: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...

Postby Perpetual Burn » Wed Nov 15, 2017 12:33 am

Ok, so you know one of my name's is Elon
And you know I don't give a fuck.com
You know as much as sweater
Don't think you can quote a letter
Welcome to the immediacy of God the bomb
Love brings us Home
Hope restores our soul
We Burn on the Playa of the
Black Rock Desert
& We fear no evil
for the Man is on our side
Surely Faith & Love will follow
All our Lives
& We will dwell in the house of Love
Forever

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Re: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...

Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed Nov 15, 2017 3:55 am

its one thing to add to the mix
or to watch a magician do tricks
but the moment you heckle
when you’re hiding your Jekyll
you come off like ALL CHRISTIAN PRICKS.
Frida Be You & Me


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