PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 3:48 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:
ygmir wrote:there once was a guy named obama,
he went to d.c., sands his momma,
his stimulus shrewd,
now we are all screwed..........
like the sheep, and, not, like a llama

OHHH!!!! OHHHH!!! OHHHHHH!!!!!! YGMIR!!!!!!!
I sooooooooooooooooooooo wanna spank you right now,
you RepubLICKcan....

*calm down, Poo, calm down*

I had a great day at the park today
I bent over a log and got fucked today
The geese and the ducks did not mind today
I picked up their sweet feathers and I smiled today
I can't wait to go back to the park

*laughing humorously*

I'm not very good with limericks, but...oh well....

giggling..............oh POO, you democRAT............

spank away...........

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 3:53 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:our government you should not fear
it's changed MUCH in just one short year
no more wiretaps
without warrant or caps
and Legalized pot is quite near.

Why dont you just give Him a chance
it's not like he wants in your pants
he's better than Bush
when shove comes to push
and truth is that White guys cant Dance.

your blinders, I'd not expect
you sit while our countries is wrecked,
on the nickel with Bush,
when shove comes to push,
we're all getting dicked, and, not decked

a capital "H", used in him
as reaper, he is very grim
he'll grab on your nose,
and give you the hose,
and pass it all off as a whim........

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 3:57 pm

a republican? that I am not
an anarchist, that's what you've got
you buy with a nickel
of wood, not a pickle,
a rep, or a democrat sot

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 5:13 pm

ygmir wrote:giggling..............oh POO, you democRAT.....spank away...........

You know you want me to spank you, so quit teasing me.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 5:25 pm

Oops.
This is the limerLICK thread.
Pardon my happy ass today....

There once was a cutie name ygmir
Who carved stones
on his land for some years now
He chisseled and chopped
Drank much whiskey and hops

can anyone finish this cuz
I'm really fucking lame at limericks??????

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 9:05 pm

blushing, is what I will do,
and hide my red face, it's not blue,
you say such nice things,
your words do have wings,
wicked, naughty, bad temptress, called "Poo"........

madmatt · Post by **madmatt** » Mon Aug 24, 2009 11:16 am

The limerick's structure it does somewhat
necessitate *eloquent* smut.
If you haven't the time
to learn meter and rhyme,
then don't write them you ignorant slut.

bs bob · Post by **bs bob** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:05 am

there was a bullshitter named bob
in the morning a republican snob
as the long day drew near
he consumed lots of beer
and now hes a democrat slob

bs bob · Post by **bs bob** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:18 am

ther once was a stoner so lazy
he knew the left-right debate was just crazy
we're all up a stream
the american dream
drifts off in a thick cloud of hazy

bs bob · Post by **bs bob** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:35 am

there was also a young stoner who
knew that the weathermen were cool
they vanished and perched
while the fbi searched
and they came back out when it was through

help · Post by **help** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:34 pm

We emerge from the playa exalted,
Evolution enhanced, not halted.
A week in the dust
Is an annual must
Causing skin slightly red, and well salted.

Soul expands in so many ways,
Once expanded, at that size it stays.
Share the love that you felt-
Hardened souls you may melt!
(Man burns in 3 5 6 days!)

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:19 pm

a man of the playa named simon
while crude and quite coarse in his rhymin'
gets right to the point
even puffing a joint
it's not just what he says, its the timin'....

And when we all circle the Man
with our pitchforks and torches in hand
but when push comes to shove
we all burn him with love
and we do it the best that we can.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 7:36 am

DA Mule's back! gone so long
we all thought: That whores got his dong
we missed him so much,
even her, with a crutch,
we all sing "DA Mules back", joyous song......

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 7:10 am

a pretty thing from Winnemucca
while hitching, picked up by a truck-ah
as she climbed in the seat
he was beating his meat
"I'm a nice guy, i don't want to fuck ya"

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 7:41 am

and then,when he said "no meat"
she promptly jumped out of the seat.
she hurried away
'cause she is not gay.......

" a sausage would be such a treat"

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 8:34 am

so then she went into a market
full of meat, and men, and snark-et
she ordered a weenie
10 guys said "here, me! me!"
said she, "...tell you where you can park it!"

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 8:44 am

and so, they show up in the dark
and say, " hey, we all want to park"
she says with a grin
I'll fit you all in
and after, I'll smoke me a Lark

dr.placebo · Post by **dr.placebo** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 9:56 am

Actually composed on the playa, then recited on top of the bar, winning a Guinness (OK, so any recited limerick would win a Guinness, provided that the word Nantucket was not used).

There once was a lady from Santa Cruz
whose morals were exceedingly loose.
So the motion of the ocean
gave to her a lewd notion,
and after she finished, a snooze.

H.G.Crosby · Post by **H.G.Crosby** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 3:36 pm

a saucy young lassy from 'Frisco
made cookies all day for Nabisco
but when she went home
it was never alone
until she got caught stealing Crisco.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 7:01 pm

a limerick â€˜bout crisco and â€œitâ€

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:34 am

they sent a rocket to the moon
and ate spaghetti with a spoon,
it can't run, the moon is stuck,
it waits there for a "rocket fuck",
doth sigh, and smiling, swoon

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:07 am

some they say, I am a lia(r)
"paradise is on the playa"

this is what I say:

"lust and dust,
in these, I trust"

it is the only way

madmatt · Post by **madmatt** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:21 pm

When planning your theme camp for burning man
Your friends could give migraines to a sane man
They squabble like teens
Can't agree on the themes
They want to work less and pay less - goddamn man!

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:16 pm

H.G.Crosby wrote:a saucy young lassy from 'Frisco
made cookies all day for Nabisco
but when she went home
it was never alone
until she got caught stealing Crisco.

To avoid ambiguity:

but when she went home,
she went not alone

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:30 pm

There was a young man from BRC
Whose limericks Nobody could see.
When asked why this was,
He replied "It's because
I always try to fit in more syllables than the next guy."

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 7:03 am

the guys, they prefer oven mitts
or a sock, thats as plain as it gets
but to dress up the girls
we use diamonds and pearls
to accentuate nipples and tits.

303jewels · Post by **303jewels** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 11:47 am

Its been a long time gone
Since I turned my computer on

(actually fuck that)....

Its been a long time gone
Since I took a toke on a bong
The last time I did
I was pissed as a squid
And was singing a silly song

303jewels · Post by **303jewels** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 11:52 am

the politics in England are such
that we give away far too much
we'll welcome you in
despite all your sins
so we end up even more fucked

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 7:57 am

he gave a speech to "the house"
he wasn't as meek as a mouse
he said, (sans disparity)
"we'll spend to prosperity"
gold to pay? not even an ounce.......

*typo edit*

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Feb 17, 2010 9:53 pm

for Burners,an "us" is a "we"
we'll sing it, from high in the tree
we cry, and we shout
we laugh, and we pout

remember, "the Man burns for thee"