PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...
Hey you burning bitches n blokes
Mystikal Misfits Tuesday happy hour provokes
cocktails and games, music and flames
and prizes for best limericks n dirtiest jokes
Translation - Mystikal Misfits Waldorf Mystoria Hotel, located at 4:30 and Baghdad, has a hotel convention happy hour at 3pm daily. Tuesday happens to be limericks and dirty jokes convention, with cheap prizes for your bawdiest limericks and most vulgar jokes, with specialty cocktails, cigarette girls, casino games, live music and more.
Mystikal Misfits Tuesday happy hour provokes
cocktails and games, music and flames
and prizes for best limericks n dirtiest jokes
Translation - Mystikal Misfits Waldorf Mystoria Hotel, located at 4:30 and Baghdad, has a hotel convention happy hour at 3pm daily. Tuesday happens to be limericks and dirty jokes convention, with cheap prizes for your bawdiest limericks and most vulgar jokes, with specialty cocktails, cigarette girls, casino games, live music and more.
- Simon of the Playa
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- Camp Name: La Guilde des Hashischins
- Location: BRC, Nevada.
- Simon of the Playa
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- Joined: Thu Sep 06, 2007 6:25 pm
- Burning Since: 1996
- Camp Name: La Guilde des Hashischins
- Location: BRC, Nevada.
- Liz Estrada
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- Lassen Forge
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- Cap'nTrevor
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- Simon of the Playa
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- Camp Name: La Guilde des Hashischins
- Location: BRC, Nevada.
- Simon of the Playa
- Posts: 20638
- Joined: Thu Sep 06, 2007 6:25 pm
- Burning Since: 1996
- Camp Name: La Guilde des Hashischins
- Location: BRC, Nevada.
looting the reno headshops.
a Dj, without any ticket
found himself in one big sticky wicket
he was promised to play
4 times in one day
"Bloody hell! If i cant Buy one, I'll Nick it."
found himself in one big sticky wicket
he was promised to play
4 times in one day
"Bloody hell! If i cant Buy one, I'll Nick it."
Frida Be You & Me
- The CO
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Re: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...
Inspired by the many, many people that we have all found sleeping where they shouldn't, like the middle of the kitchen of a camp they don't live in...
The foolish thought came like a flash,
Thought the fool "here's a fine place to crash!"
But he awoke with a start,
'Cause torturing fools is our art!
Get your dumb fuckin' ass out of M*A*S*H!
The foolish thought came like a flash,
Thought the fool "here's a fine place to crash!"
But he awoke with a start,
'Cause torturing fools is our art!
Get your dumb fuckin' ass out of M*A*S*H!
M*A*S*H 4207th: An army of fun.
I don't care what the borg says: feather-wearers will NOT be served in Rosie's Bar.
When I ask how many burns, I mean at BRC.
I don't care what the borg says: feather-wearers will NOT be served in Rosie's Bar.
When I ask how many burns, I mean at BRC.
- H.G.Crosby
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are you glad to see me or is carmen miranda in your pants.
There once was a man from Havana
Screwed a girl in his dusty cabana
At the height of their passion
Inadvertently Flashing
And Oh Yes, he has some banana...
Screwed a girl in his dusty cabana
At the height of their passion
Inadvertently Flashing
And Oh Yes, he has some banana...
Once I noticed I was on fire, I decided to relax and enjoy the fall™
- Lassen Forge
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Re: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...
Thence to Apok the snoozer was Seen
Sneaking around out behind the Kantin'
Stripped, flayed, wrapped and shorn
He wished he never was born
After we went and barbecued his Spleen.
(A message from the Interrogatrix Squad... where YOU are next, komrade...)
Sneaking around out behind the Kantin'
Stripped, flayed, wrapped and shorn
He wished he never was born
After we went and barbecued his Spleen.
(A message from the Interrogatrix Squad... where YOU are next, komrade...)
- Simon of the Playa
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- Joined: Thu Sep 06, 2007 6:25 pm
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- Camp Name: La Guilde des Hashischins
- Location: BRC, Nevada.
Re: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...
and after this brief operation
walked straight, and with no hesitation
to the nipples he'd seen
and the cleavage between
to the Booby Bar for some libation.
walked straight, and with no hesitation
to the nipples he'd seen
and the cleavage between
to the Booby Bar for some libation.
Frida Be You & Me
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A carpenter named Paddy Ridge
Buggered natives right under the bridge
They hollered "Oh Paddy,
For sure you're my Daddy!"
(and later wound up in his fridge).
Buggered natives right under the bridge
They hollered "Oh Paddy,
For sure you're my Daddy!"
(and later wound up in his fridge).
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A carpenter named Paddy Ridge,
Had no food for thought in his fridge;
He went to the cupboard
And ate L. Ron Hubbard,
Then farted his way up The Bridge!
Had no food for thought in his fridge;
He went to the cupboard
And ate L. Ron Hubbard,
Then farted his way up The Bridge!
- Roberto Dobbisano
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Re: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...
an eplayan, with three initials
posts shit like he's some kind of officials
but we know the deal
his "Facts" aren't for real
its more like tea party Commercials.
posts shit like he's some kind of officials
but we know the deal
his "Facts" aren't for real
its more like tea party Commercials.
"10 principles? you cant HANDLE the 10 principles..."
- knowmad
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- Camp Name: 09-11 Specialist Clan
12 BWS BDV/DPB - Location: Puget Sound
Re: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...
True burners there once was a bunch of,
who's jokes one could guess the punch of.
but meow things are slim,
and pickings are grim.
for each has an ass that they munch of.
who's jokes one could guess the punch of.
but meow things are slim,
and pickings are grim.
for each has an ass that they munch of.
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Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri

Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri
- Psychocybin420
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- Location: Glendale, Arizona
- Contact:
Re: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...
There once was a man from Nantucket,
with a dick so long he could suck it,
while wiping his chin he said with a grin if your ear was a pussy i'd fuck it.
probablly a way overuse limerick. but heres my two cents.
with a dick so long he could suck it,
while wiping his chin he said with a grin if your ear was a pussy i'd fuck it.
probablly a way overuse limerick. but heres my two cents.
If cocaine were legal, would they sell it in little packages like Sweet N' Low? Would they call it Sweet N' High?
- Simon of the Playa
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- Camp Name: La Guilde des Hashischins
- Location: BRC, Nevada.
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a burner, in search of a ticket
hoped his number come up and they'd pick it
as he yelled out "Oh FUCK!"
"That damn BITCH, Lady Luck!"
"SHE PROMISED ME IF I WOULD LICK IT!"
hoped his number come up and they'd pick it
as he yelled out "Oh FUCK!"
"That damn BITCH, Lady Luck!"
"SHE PROMISED ME IF I WOULD LICK IT!"
Frida Be You & Me
- Roberto Dobbisano
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the futures uncertain and scary
and even the bravest seem wary
but i'd keep the plans that you've made
then drink the god damn kool-aid
and put your trust in the "Wisdom of Larry(tm)"
and even the bravest seem wary
but i'd keep the plans that you've made
then drink the god damn kool-aid
and put your trust in the "Wisdom of Larry(tm)"
"10 principles? you cant HANDLE the 10 principles..."
Re: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...
Hi! You lot I'm back
the prison gave me the sack
they said I done my time
now I can get back to rhyme
but first I gotta learn the knack.
the prison gave me the sack
they said I done my time
now I can get back to rhyme
but first I gotta learn the knack.
There's no such thing as normality
just different degrees of madness.
just different degrees of madness.
Re: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...
Birdman welcome back home to the roost.Birdman wrote:Hi! You lot I'm back
the prison gave me the sack
they said I done my time
now I can get back to rhyme
but first I gotta learn the knack.
Hope your limerick battery 's all juiced.
Time in the slammer
Is a great way to hammer
All those words, verbs and phrases you choose
- Simon of the Playa
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- Location: BRC, Nevada.
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as some stroll the playa so pretty
while others get quite nitty gritty
but who woulda thunk
while out getting crunk
i'd run into pinko P. Diddy?
while others get quite nitty gritty
but who woulda thunk
while out getting crunk
i'd run into pinko P. Diddy?
Frida Be You & Me
- mamasharon
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- Joined: Thu Feb 23, 2012 11:25 am
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There once was a burner from the west coast
Who bragged she'd had intercourse with a ghost,
At the height of orgasm said the pale ectoplasm.
"I think I can feel it almost!"
Who bragged she'd had intercourse with a ghost,
At the height of orgasm said the pale ectoplasm.
"I think I can feel it almost!"
- mamasharon
- Posts: 60
- Joined: Thu Feb 23, 2012 11:25 am
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Here's my boss's contribution:
I saw a young lady on the Playa
I commented, "If you're willing, I'll try ya."
She nodded her head
We wound up in bed
Oh, my, oh my, oh Maya!
We obviously had too much time on our hands today.
I saw a young lady on the Playa
I commented, "If you're willing, I'll try ya."
She nodded her head
We wound up in bed
Oh, my, oh my, oh Maya!
We obviously had too much time on our hands today.
- robbidobbs
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- Camp Name: Pottie Central
- Location: LOS of the Pottie doors
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The shit storm this year was astounding!
My equipment broke down most confounding.
Monty came thru,
And enabled my spew.
Our success overall was resounding!
My equipment broke down most confounding.
Monty came thru,
And enabled my spew.
Our success overall was resounding!
- robbidobbs
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- Joined: Fri Sep 05, 2003 1:07 pm
- Burning Since: 1999
- Camp Name: Pottie Central
- Location: LOS of the Pottie doors
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The CO this year came to power:
The Deep South bloomed like a flower
He delivered TP
Taught ravers to see:
Excremental Correctness - our Tower!
(ok it's rough but sincere)
The Deep South bloomed like a flower
He delivered TP
Taught ravers to see:
Excremental Correctness - our Tower!
(ok it's rough but sincere)