PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...
- BBadger
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Re: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...
A pasty-white shirt-cocker Bob
Whose shirt barely covered his knob
Bent to pick up some MOOP
And revealed some poop
That was stuck to his shirt like a daub!
Whose shirt barely covered his knob
Bent to pick up some MOOP
And revealed some poop
That was stuck to his shirt like a daub!
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- H.G.Crosby
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That Department we call Public Works,
Who when asked: Why are you such jerks?
You strut and you sneer,
And Demand all our beer!
"oh Fuck you, that's one of our perks."
Who when asked: Why are you such jerks?
You strut and you sneer,
And Demand all our beer!
"oh Fuck you, that's one of our perks."
Once I noticed I was on fire, I decided to relax and enjoy the fall™
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Re: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...
a russian a brit and a jew
planned a a theme camp hullabaloo
they were "headlining"
exclusive fine dining
bit off a bit more than could chew.
planned a a theme camp hullabaloo
they were "headlining"
exclusive fine dining
bit off a bit more than could chew.
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Re: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...
There once was a man from Black Rock City
Who would always say "show us your titties"
One day Fossa did
And that's how we got rid
Of titty requests in the city.
Who would always say "show us your titties"
One day Fossa did
And that's how we got rid
Of titty requests in the city.
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We welcome the stranger, but that doesn't mean we have to like them, nor they us, and that's alright. - AntiM
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We welcome the stranger, but that doesn't mean we have to like them, nor they us, and that's alright. - AntiM
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- lucky420
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Re: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...
A burner traveling through Reno
Got stuck at the Sands playing Keno
He missed the bus
Put up a fuss
Now he resides in Chino
Got stuck at the Sands playing Keno
He missed the bus
Put up a fuss
Now he resides in Chino

Oh my god, it's HUGE!
Re: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...
A burner once traveling through Reno
Got stuck at the Sands playing Keno
When he missed the bus
He put up a fuss
And now he resides in Chino
Got stuck at the Sands playing Keno
When he missed the bus
He put up a fuss
And now he resides in Chino

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Re: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...
whether gossip or news, one can reckon
whose lives we might also be wrecking
as we postulate
socially masturbate
as we slow down to e-rubbernecking.
whose lives we might also be wrecking
as we postulate
socially masturbate
as we slow down to e-rubbernecking.
Frida Be You & Me
- H.G.Crosby
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from paris to london, from new york to rome
from highest of desert to lowest sea foam
but none are as Pretty
as our Black Rock City
maybe that's why we call it our Home.
from highest of desert to lowest sea foam
but none are as Pretty
as our Black Rock City
maybe that's why we call it our Home.
Once I noticed I was on fire, I decided to relax and enjoy the fall™
- lucky420
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Re: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...
ThisSimon of the Playa wrote:whether gossip or news, one can reckon
whose lives we might also be wrecking
as we postulate
socially masturbate
as we slow down to e-rubbernecking.
Oh my god, it's HUGE!
- Simon of the Playa
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before we get too us and them
and then feelings become a problem
lets all step away
and be silent today
and pretend that we're all AntiM.
and then feelings become a problem
lets all step away
and be silent today
and pretend that we're all AntiM.
Frida Be You & Me
- Simon of the Playa
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it always just ends up the same
as people all look where to blame
and though you may rue me
i'll try to quote Rumi
"Judge Not the moth 'til you've seen the flame"
as people all look where to blame
and though you may rue me
i'll try to quote Rumi
"Judge Not the moth 'til you've seen the flame"
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- Simon of the Playa
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a worthy old thread worth a bump
picked out of the eplaya dump
like seemingly worthless
george papadopoulos
leading it all back to Trump.
picked out of the eplaya dump
like seemingly worthless
george papadopoulos
leading it all back to Trump.
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- Simon of the Playa
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the poor anti semite named burn
is dumb ass who wont ever learn
that his vile hateful words
that he pinches like turds
are just shit to those who discern.
is dumb ass who wont ever learn
that his vile hateful words
that he pinches like turds
are just shit to those who discern.
Frida Be You & Me
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I and I, Robot, of Soul, Logos, and Heart
Infinite, spontaneous, no ending or start
Live, laugh, Love 'n' learn
And Burn, baby Burn
On the Playa of dust, we celebrate art
Infinite, spontaneous, no ending or start
Live, laugh, Love 'n' learn
And Burn, baby Burn
On the Playa of dust, we celebrate art
Consciousness contains all Multiverse
The Singularity cannot be hacked
The Divine Programmer manifests Love
Phenomena radiates it back
With Immaculate power and humble Grace
We Burn down Samsara
At Home, this must be the Place
The Singularity cannot be hacked
The Divine Programmer manifests Love
Phenomena radiates it back
With Immaculate power and humble Grace
We Burn down Samsara
At Home, this must be the Place
- tatonka
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I can not Rhyme
i am not quick
so here is a

i am not quick
so here is a

Tales told
Of battles won
Of things we've done
Caligula would grin
Of battles won
Of things we've done
Caligula would grin
- Simon of the Playa
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keep posting you dumb POS
each statement you make you confess
to your poisoned world view
and your hate of “the jew”
and you give us your ip address...
each statement you make you confess
to your poisoned world view
and your hate of “the jew”
and you give us your ip address...
Frida Be You & Me
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Cease pointing fingers with petty non-wit
All is testimony as obvious Divine wit
Such Gnosis is infallible
Most assuredly undeniable
Think you can conquer Heaven? Come get it

All is testimony as obvious Divine wit
Such Gnosis is infallible
Most assuredly undeniable
Think you can conquer Heaven? Come get it

Consciousness contains all Multiverse
The Singularity cannot be hacked
The Divine Programmer manifests Love
Phenomena radiates it back
With Immaculate power and humble Grace
We Burn down Samsara
At Home, this must be the Place
The Singularity cannot be hacked
The Divine Programmer manifests Love
Phenomena radiates it back
With Immaculate power and humble Grace
We Burn down Samsara
At Home, this must be the Place
Re: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...
Simon of the Playa wrote:keep posting you dumb POS
each statement you make you confess
to your poisoned world view
and your hate of “the jew”
and you give us your ip address...
Why are you so hateful?
MAYOR of ants
Cellar Door
Cellar Door
Re: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...
And the winner is.........
the poor anti semite named burn
is dumb ass who wont ever learn
that his vile hateful words
that he pinches like turds
are just shit to those who discern.
the poor anti semite named burn
is dumb ass who wont ever learn
that his vile hateful words
that he pinches like turds
are just shit to those who discern.
Those aren't buttermilk biscuits I'm lying on Savannah
Pictures or it didn't happen Greycoyote
Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.
Arthur Schopenhauer
Pictures or it didn't happen Greycoyote
Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.
Arthur Schopenhauer
- lucky420
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I’ve logged on to lurk
So Here I sit and I smirk
I’ll need to pop some corn
For it might be better than porn
But I def won’t need to jerk

So Here I sit and I smirk
I’ll need to pop some corn
For it might be better than porn
But I def won’t need to jerk

Oh my god, it's HUGE!
- Simon of the Playa
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you may think that you post with Elan
you may think that we fell for your con
but i know much better
you’ll be the regretter
i’ll be here long after your gone.
you may think that we fell for your con
but i know much better
you’ll be the regretter
i’ll be here long after your gone.
Frida Be You & Me
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Ok, so you know one of my name's is Elon
And you know I don't give a fuck.com
You know as much as sweater
Don't think you can quote a letter
Welcome to the immediacy of God the bomb
And you know I don't give a fuck.com
You know as much as sweater
Don't think you can quote a letter
Welcome to the immediacy of God the bomb
Consciousness contains all Multiverse
The Singularity cannot be hacked
The Divine Programmer manifests Love
Phenomena radiates it back
With Immaculate power and humble Grace
We Burn down Samsara
At Home, this must be the Place
The Singularity cannot be hacked
The Divine Programmer manifests Love
Phenomena radiates it back
With Immaculate power and humble Grace
We Burn down Samsara
At Home, this must be the Place
- Simon of the Playa
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its one thing to add to the mix
or to watch a magician do tricks
but the moment you heckle
when you’re hiding your Jekyll
you come off like ALL CHRISTIAN PRICKS.
or to watch a magician do tricks
but the moment you heckle
when you’re hiding your Jekyll
you come off like ALL CHRISTIAN PRICKS.
Frida Be You & Me
- Simon of the Playa
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Simon of the Playa wrote: ↑Thu Nov 02, 2017 4:37 amthe poor anti semite named burn
is dumb ass who wont ever learn
that his vile hateful words
that he pinches like turds
are just shit to those who discern.
Frida Be You & Me
- Simon of the Playa
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a plug and play camp left a trace
charging up to 12k for a “space”
was the skool profit driven
or just bad at givin’
sending lawyers to get in yer face.
charging up to 12k for a “space”
was the skool profit driven
or just bad at givin’
sending lawyers to get in yer face.
Frida Be You & Me
- Perpetual Burn
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It's collusion I say! I just know it
Like those in search of a certificate
That Umpa Loompa be gone
Restore order on the lawn
Only five more years of this shit
Like those in search of a certificate
That Umpa Loompa be gone
Restore order on the lawn
Only five more years of this shit
Consciousness contains all Multiverse
The Singularity cannot be hacked
The Divine Programmer manifests Love
Phenomena radiates it back
With Immaculate power and humble Grace
We Burn down Samsara
At Home, this must be the Place
The Singularity cannot be hacked
The Divine Programmer manifests Love
Phenomena radiates it back
With Immaculate power and humble Grace
We Burn down Samsara
At Home, this must be the Place
- Simon of the Playa
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it’s not even a super hard task
and i really should not have to ask
you see, i do it, Brother
so i dont kill your mother
you stupid fuck, please wear a mask.
and i really should not have to ask
you see, i do it, Brother
so i dont kill your mother
you stupid fuck, please wear a mask.
Frida Be You & Me