Uncle Simon's Poem of the Day

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Post by wedeliver » Mon Aug 17, 2009 12:17 pm

Someone has way to much time on their hands...

Hey Beacon people. Make a Simon column! I want Uncle Simon in the paper! I want to wipe my ass with a beacon with simon in it.

You wax poetic, are your feet longfellows?

this one really fucked me up...in a good way. thanks
i had a scary dream last night
they came for me at last
shouting orders with bright light
and showing me my past
telling me i couldnt change
"Dont bother kid, we know"
its stranger when its not so strange
when they say "its time to go"
i was told that i was guilty
not by them, but from inside
my soul, not clean but filthy
i had fallen far, from pride
i had disobeyed most all the rules
didnt do what i was told
didnt use the things i learned from schools
never wanted to get old
never needed help or had to ask
i always knew the plan
was always up for any task
like dumb-ass superman
and then i woke, and looked around
and didnt see a jail
my feet and hands, they were not bound
and everything's to scale
i shook it off, to start the day
but i felt i had to write
so come what will or come what may
if they come for real tonight.
NOW THATS FUCKING ART
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Post by Snowah Zark » Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:30 pm


NOW THATS FUCKING ART


thanks we deliver.....


but isn't that also the title of one of the soft core pornos Mr. Garfunkel acted in after the breakup with Paul Simon?
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Post by Deb Prothero » Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:38 pm

watch your Beacon this year, wedeliver. We know art when we see it. :D

The paper is not 1 ply though, so don't put it in the potty.

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Post by Deb Prothero » Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:39 pm

Speaking of the Beacon, you will be able to get yours in a newspaper box located at Media Mecca in Center Camp, 3:00 Plaza, 9:00 plaza and at the Man and of course at our camp on Revolution @ 5:30. Also we do distribute one cardboard box full to the Center Camp Cafe.

Several volunteers will be distributing newspapers to camps during the mornings.

watch for Uncle Simon. :D

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Post by Sham » Tue Aug 18, 2009 1:06 am

Roberto Dobbisano, you're no Simon! :roll:

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Post by Roberto Dobbisano » Tue Aug 18, 2009 5:02 am

Roberto Dobbisano, you're no Simon!

thank god for that....


has the sock become the hand? Has the hand started talking to the other hand?


are they all cotton, a blend, wool?


are they support hose?

do you support ho's?


i'm confused.
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Post by bs bob » Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:07 am

there once was a priest from dundee
who buggered a nun in a tree
while deep in her ass
he chanted high mass
and even the pope came to see!!!

robert anton wilson


"he conjures up the louthy rout
of christians crawling in and out
a sight as lovely to the wise
as maggots in a maidens eyes"ac

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Post by Simon of the Playa » Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:14 am

it's time, my friends to clean the schmutz
with bucket, rake or mop
between your toes and around your putz
say goodbye, bonne nuit, SALOPE!
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Post by H.G.Crosby » Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:36 am

HA HA HA HA
and HO HO HO
NOW you SEE me
Where'd He GO?
Look to the Left
then Look to the Right
For i can SEE YOU
in the Dead of Night.
Once I noticed I was on fire, I decided to relax and enjoy the fall™

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Post by ygmir » Thu Aug 20, 2009 9:07 am

you may be live
you may be dead

your eyes,
they must be infra-red

the bike is gone,
and so are you.

and from the coup,
you must have flew.......
YGMIR

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Post by Simon of the Playa » Fri Aug 21, 2009 7:46 am

as i sit here and wait for the weather
like Heathcliff adrift in the heather
i wait for the sun
to start off my run
and then i'll be hell-bent for leather.


I love y'all, The Wonderful Citizens of e-playa....even the ones i disagree with sometimes.

wish me luck, i'll probably need a little here and there, but Godammit, (hats off to the capt.) i'm gonna make it, and see all of your asses in the dust.

on the small chance that i don't, do me a flavor and pull out my best shit from the e-playa publish it, and give the money to BRAF.

Deb, i think thats your specialty.

ART FOR ART'S SAKE!!!

isn't that what it's all about anyway?




thanks.

simon of the playa aka Simon Jerome Goldfeder.
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Post by Deb Prothero » Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:01 am

Simon;

You must make it to the playa. There has been enough tragedy this year already. Besides you owe me a playa hug.

I'm going to send my American cell phone number to you. I will start driving on Monday. The route is down to Akron to pick up War End. Then onto I 70 all the way to Denver. Then up and around onto I 80 to Winnemucca for a brief stop to see Caleb's friend who can't go to the burn this year. Then home to the Gate.

If you get stuck along the way, I insist that you phone me OR I will refuse to print your lovely poetry.

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Post by wedeliver » Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:34 am

The sun was coming up as he was running down the road.

The adventure begins


wwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Post by oneeyeddick » Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:47 am

Rounding the corner
Should have taken the straight path
If it wasn't for the curves
We'd have to follow the straight line

Rounding the corner
Searching for direction
Can't find the beginning
It's time to face your reflection

Rounding the corner
Two paths were taken
I'll have to find my beginning
To reach my destination
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.

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Post by wedeliver » Fri Aug 21, 2009 1:57 pm

I don't know
but I've been told
the streets of heaven
are lined with gold

now I ask ya how
things could get much worse
if some hippie
gets there first.


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