What is your Super Hero power.

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:34 am

Lets face it folks, deep down in side we all know that we have a secret "SUPER" power that we can't control. Something that makes us unique. (If you don't think you have one, pick the one you would like to have)

I have the incredible power of "Empathy".
I can truly feel your pain.
The problem with this powers is, the only thing I can destroy is myself.

What about you?

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:44 am

* Set to Pink Floyd's comfortably numb *

Amazing powers of ejaculation...lation...lation...lation...

8===D------- --- ----- -- - -

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 8:17 am

I have Blood Family clarvoiancy, as well as occasional, mind reading?
I dont get to pick when it happens....it just does.

Never worked on it young enough, to actually harness it.

BitterDan · Post by **BitterDan** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:25 am

I can keep an erection for six hours (that's right ladies, look me up on the playa). If that's not a super hero power, I don't know what is.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:38 am

Thats not a super power , that's Priapism, and that's what happens when you are taking too much Viagra.

Priapism is defined as a persistent, often painful penile erection that lasts for more than 4 or 5 hours. Although relatively uncommon, priapism represents a urologic emergency. Without prompt recognition and treatment, priapism can result in urinary retention, cavernosa fibrosis, impotence, or even gangrene.

If the blood that is retained in your dick isn't released . You will have to have the base sliced open to let the pressure escape. If you don't go to the emergency room to have this procedure done, Gangrene sets in, and amputation is the end result.

Way to go superhero.

BitterDan · Post by **BitterDan** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:39 am

Why you gotta pee on my parade?

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:50 am

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:36 am

I have the power to create fantastic solutions from impossible problems made by other peoples fuck-ups.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:39 am

I can tie a Marachino cherry stem into a knot using only my tongue (no hands) in 17 seconds.

Yeah, the earmark of a misspent youth.......

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:52 am

The CO wrote:I have the power to create fantastic solutions from impossible problems made by other peoples fuck-ups.

and you have the powers to make Absynthe magically appear and dissapear!

...And Oregon Red, two words....Magical Hands!

BitterDan · Post by **BitterDan** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:04 am

mojo wrote:I can tie a Marachino cherry stem into a knot using only my tongue (no hands) in 17 seconds.

Yeah, the earmark of a misspent youth.......

Wanna earn $14 the hard way?

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:07 am

So tempting.....would I have to make breakfast too?

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:37 pm

I can clap with one hand.

...might come in handy sometime you never know.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:39 pm

EvilDustBooger wrote:I can clap with one hand.

...might come in handy sometime you never know.

No comment!

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:10 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:Thats not a super power , that's Priapism, and that's what happens when you are taking too much Viagra.

Priapism is defined as a persistent, often painful penile erection that lasts for more than 4 or 5 hours. Although relatively uncommon, priapism represents a urologic emergency. Without prompt recognition and treatment, priapism can result in urinary retention, cavernosa fibrosis, impotence, or even gangrene.

If the blood that is retained in your dick isn't released . You will have to have the base sliced open to let the pressure escape. If you don't go to the emergency room to have this procedure done, Gangrene sets in, and amputation is the end result.

Hey One Eye, come on now. Where did you here this? From Merc or Phizer? (SNARK!) When I was a kid I would get erection for 10 hours or for that matter over night sometimes, and yes it was painful at times, but as often as it happend I never got "Gangrene" or had to have it sliced open.

Are you sure you are not talking about the people that take drugs to achieve an errection and not the people where it naturally occurs? When drugs are needed it is usually because not enough excersice is pressent in your life. I am not a doctor but I am pretty sure there is much more to it than "Cut your penis off if it stays hard to long."

You are a RIOT!

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:14 pm

An erection for 10 hours as a kid?

You gotta be kidding me?

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:22 pm

DVD Burner wrote:An erection for 10 hours as a kid?

You gotta be kidding me?

No Joke, 10 hours. It is not really that great of a gift, well for me its not.

---Edit ---
Not ten hours every time. But yes sometimes I would usually be stuck with a hard on for the whole day.
---End Edit---

mayavin · Post by **mayavin** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:27 pm

*inverse invisibility*

mayavin · Post by **mayavin** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:28 pm

did'ya see me?

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:29 pm

erri2000 wrote: ---Edit ---
Not ten hours every time. But yes sometimes I would usually be stuck with a hard on for the whole day.
---End Edit---

NOOOOO!

mereth · Post by **mereth** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:30 pm

Please read this wiki on Priapism to see if it might have applied.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:30 pm

mayavin wrote:did'ya see me?

Let me test this out. Show me you and lets see.

mayavin · Post by **mayavin** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:31 pm

tadaa

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:36 pm

Nope, nothing.

Nada.

Nada thing.

mayavin · Post by **mayavin** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:43 pm

but if that's not me, what are you?

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:54 pm

OOOH SNAP!

Now that's just wrong.

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:04 pm

not as wrong as undigenous meets indigenous...

mwha ha ha duper-powerz!!!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:28 pm

Coming back from the dead.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:30 pm

Fishy does it again.

I dont know how you do it. I hope I see you on the playa this year.

Or even before then.

mayavin · Post by **mayavin** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:31 pm

coming back from the dead

more specifically, stasis and healing