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Post by Lorgasm » Sun Jan 04, 2004 7:34 am

Peter Victory
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Post by Keltoi » Sun Jan 04, 2004 7:55 pm

Jolly Mufflin Lane


go figure, it is in the south......us southerners, I tell ya, Virginia has some real weird names for streets....this is funny
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Post by icyspots » Thu Jan 08, 2004 4:57 pm

I'd be Puff Tenth. kinda boring

But I once knew a guy called Timber Dick. Does that count for extra points???

And WHAT were his parents thinking???? and i never found out if it was true.... :(
how can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?

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Post by BlueBirdPoof » Thu Jan 08, 2004 5:08 pm

Sanjanaclouds wrote:I OBJECT! This is absolutely biased towards pet owners. What about people like me who never had a pet growing up? I was already deprived in that respect, now your telling me I can never be fulfill my dream of becoming a porn star b/c I cant come up with the right name? I am deeply saddened
I believe under the circumstances we could permit the use of your favorite childhood stuffed animal. You know, the one with worn away patches of fur.

I look forward to the Duckies and Bunnies we're going to get now.

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Post by Hepcat » Wed Jan 14, 2004 12:03 am

Mine would be April Watson. But I'm a guy , so I think of another pet and I think of Skippy, my pet gerbil. Now I'm thinking this formula don't work right. I could be wrong (and often am) but I'm a heterosexual male. Perhaps I could consider other pets and streets? .... I got it....Blue Saint Michael. Actually, I used my parents last male pet and their address. Works for me !

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Peekaboo?

Post by retropsycho » Fri Jan 23, 2004 1:19 pm

"Ricky Maxwell"

A favorite from a buddy of mine: "Sergeant Plymouth" (I boggle at the sub-genre possibilities!)

another gem: "Peekaboo Shalomar"
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Post by baasman » Fri Jan 23, 2004 5:01 pm

sushi humford
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Post by Guest » Mon Jan 26, 2004 4:52 pm

jsut call me King Hammer, baby.

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Post by Licentious Queen » Mon Jan 26, 2004 5:11 pm

Mine is Tasia Bay. But...ok...hold on to your pants ladies and Gents....my mum's is Fluffy Pleasent. HA! That always cracks me up...
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Post by Licentious Queen » Mon Jan 26, 2004 5:12 pm

genghis wrote:jsut call me King Hammer, baby.
That's awesome. I want that to be mine.
What the fuck ails you?

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Not so bad...

Post by zanaru » Mon Jan 26, 2004 8:02 pm

Sadie Corte Madera at your service.

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Post by tonka » Wed Feb 11, 2004 7:11 pm

"Mission Abeydale" ....hmm, wouldnt something like ginger, or candie, or kitty work better?
[size=75]baring your soul kinda feels like taking off a PVC catsuit after dancing in it all night at a techno rave party...[/size]

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Post by tonka » Wed Feb 11, 2004 7:19 pm

genghis wrote:jsut call me King Hammer, baby.
i love it!
[size=75]baring your soul kinda feels like taking off a PVC catsuit after dancing in it all night at a techno rave party...[/size]

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Post by Karma » Thu Feb 12, 2004 10:03 pm

Percy LaVaca
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Post by PantzookaHQ » Sun Feb 29, 2004 2:45 pm

Misty Long Valley

damn it sounds like a girls name. I'll have to start wearing my utilikilt.
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Post by theBrooke » Mon Mar 01, 2004 12:47 am

Bonnie Louisiana - what?
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Post by Borris » Tue Mar 02, 2004 3:42 pm

Chips Ben Eliezer.
Shit, where was i for the last week... ehm...

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Post by Zephryus » Sun Mar 07, 2004 12:22 pm

Ivan Derby. Bow-Chika-BowWow.

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Post by angrykittie25 » Sun Mar 07, 2004 4:00 pm

cocoa magnolia...interesting

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Post by tiniebop » Fri Mar 12, 2004 8:26 am

Isobel Foxtail. Yeah baby yeah! I still think Iwana Humpalot and Alotta Fagina can't be equalled namewise.
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Post by BIONDOV » Sat Mar 20, 2004 11:48 am

Pepe Cloverhill

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Post by AntiM » Thu Mar 25, 2004 3:47 pm

Missy Regulas (after the Regulas missle)
Katie Constitution
Mr. Red Van Buren
Sammy G Street

Many pets, too many streets, miitary brat.

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Post by RingO'Fire » Thu Mar 25, 2004 4:23 pm

Duchess Sunnybrook? I don't think so. (Dog and Street Name No. 1)

Marco California? Fuck yea! (Cat and Street Name No. 2)
Chips Ben Eliezer.


Dude, this is just...wrong.

I can just hear the film trailer now, "...this rabbi gone bad is bad to the BONE!"

Oy!
...but it seemed like such a good idea at the time...

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Post by juanicoheal » Thu Mar 25, 2004 5:03 pm

I thought RingO'Fire was your porn name ...


>>dog/street
Pepe Willowgrouse

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Post by satireDUN » Fri Apr 02, 2004 2:58 pm

rainbow cazneau
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rainbow wahoo

depending on which parent you ask..
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Post by Zephryus » Fri Apr 02, 2004 5:57 pm

You'd probably want to look for work here, then:
http://www.earth-mama.net/index.html

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Post by MusicVixen » Sun Apr 04, 2004 6:46 pm

Boots Indiana (Boots In Diana....I'd do lesbian porn) :wink:
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Post by McSeed » Sun Apr 04, 2004 9:21 pm

That is making me Mr. Jeet-Singh Buckingham, what? -POL :oops:
Whoop There it Is..!

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Post by philosopher » Mon Apr 05, 2004 1:38 am

Chip Baker

Might work if we could get Martha Stewart involved...

Got a tag-line anyway: <i>He puts 'em in the oven!</i>

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Post by RingO'Fire » Mon Apr 05, 2004 10:06 am

juanicoheal wrote:I thought RingO'Fire was your porn name ...
Sorry, I was little "slow on the uptake" with my response.

Yes, it's true. "RingO'Fire" actually is my porno name. I'm a famous "anal" porn star. My blazing bunghole is legendary, in some circles, that is!

I actually picked my screen name because of the following mental associations:

Burningman and RingO'Fire

The Pacific Rim "Ring of Fire" [I'm a geologist]

The Johnny Cash tune [I'm a fan]

Burning, itchy bunghole syndrome and Preparation H (actually, my principal inspiration).
[I heard in a radio interview that the guy who actually wrote the song "Ring of Fire" used to introduce it by saying, "I'd like to dedicate this song to the folks that make "Preparation H."]
...but it seemed like such a good idea at the time...

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