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nicegirl011
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Post by nicegirl011 » Mon Apr 05, 2004 5:37 pm

Fifi Caroline :D

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Post by djaded » Tue Apr 06, 2004 3:26 pm

Buster Gulf hahahaha im serious buster gulf!
It's those Swedes again....get the hose.

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Post by anticdevices » Wed Apr 07, 2004 8:08 am

Mr. Bill Rockwell? Hmm. Ok, I guess. Buster Gulf though... yow. Now THATS funny.
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Post by RingO'Fire » Wed Apr 07, 2004 1:33 pm

djaded wrote:Buster Gulf hahahaha im serious buster gulf!
I love it! Wouldn't you have to wear a giant strap-on though? I mean, to Bust 'er Gulf n' all?
...but it seemed like such a good idea at the time...

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Post by maxwells » Wed Apr 07, 2004 2:31 pm

Mouse Reid. Sounds like the "good girl" in the um... film. Where's my glasses and plaid skirt? Sillyness.
I like you....

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Post by spectabillis » Thu Apr 08, 2004 4:30 am

Fuckwit Campbell

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Post by Zephryus » Thu Apr 08, 2004 5:09 am

Was Fuckwit it's given name or it's nickname?

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Post by spectabillis » Thu Apr 08, 2004 5:20 am

Zephryus wrote:Was Fuckwit it's given name or it's nickname?
Adopted name, my mom named him Hank at first but I started calling him fuckwit which he would then only answer to. I swear that dog liked it. He was this strange poodle mix that made him look like an evil clown, when people tried to pet him he would go completely psycho.

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Post by OregonRed » Thu Apr 08, 2004 5:49 pm

My parents had many animals growing up so I'll stick to those of the same gender...
#1. Birtha Court
#2. Beauty Phoenix
#3. Zorro Gregory ( I think that's my favorite)
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Post by mancanburntoo » Thu Apr 08, 2004 8:20 pm

I would be; Sam Maryland
and my wife; Bob Tennyson
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Post by robotland » Tue Apr 13, 2004 11:46 am

Ralph Greenlawn? Great. I'm a Pornerd.
Howdy From Kalamazoo

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Post by CrimsonHaze » Thu Apr 15, 2004 3:10 pm

Well, I just moved, and a former co-worker did this at work last year. (Plenty of laughs over that one!)
So, my former name was Bandit Swanger. ( Not bad!)
My new name is Bandit Burlington. (very lame.)

Now, if I were to use one of my current pets names..

Draco Burlington
Haldir Burlington (Yes, the elf from LOTR. My sister named the bird!)
Davey Burlington

And my former home and deceased pets I had while there...
Mouth Swanger
Bubba Swanger
Dilbert Swanger
Ayla Swanger
Macky Swanger
Sandy Swanger
Spot Swanger

And so on......
We went through a lot of animals....
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Patient: I smoke crack!
Doctor: What do you do when you're angry?
Patient: I smoke crack and I masturbate!
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Well shoot...

Post by Rob the Wop » Thu Apr 15, 2004 3:21 pm

You can use your current pet/street too?

Welp, I'm not sure which is worse:
old
Midnight Cathy or
new
Dago Sunshine

If I had a choice, I guess it would have to be Dago Sunshine. At least it could be seen as a guy. BTW, Dago is my avatar. I managed to click her when she was doing a PPFFFFTTTT face.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Apr 15, 2004 4:59 pm

CrimsonHaze wrote: And my former home and deceased pets I had while there...
Mouth Swanger
Bubba Swanger
Dilbert Swanger
Ayla Swanger
Macky Swanger
Sandy Swanger
Spot Swanger

And so on......
We went through a lot of animals....
Stew or roasts?

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Post by CrimsonHaze » Thu Apr 22, 2004 6:25 pm

Roasts mostly...

Actually, we had bad luck with shitty neighbors running them over, and my Dad had a knack for hating every single one of them and finding some way to get rid of them. Whether it be by shotgun or a valid reason.

But, we did keep some pets. :o)
"Never drive 'up' the 'off' ramp."
Doctor: What do you do when you're sad?"
Patient: I smoke crack!
Doctor: What do you do when you're angry?
Patient: I smoke crack and I masturbate!
(Heard by a friend, an orderly taking notes.)

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porn nomenclature

Post by samdu » Thu Apr 22, 2004 6:31 pm

duchess navarre.

actually, i kinda like that! can i change my playa name?

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damn you Star Wars - or - I shoulda had a boy dog

Post by SilkenTofu » Thu Apr 22, 2004 7:29 pm

Dog - Leia (as in Princess)
Street - Lerwick

Leia Lerwick???? But I am a boy dammit!!!
I am a bit tied up at the moment...but if you leave your name and number.....

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Post by Captain Goddammit » Sun Apr 25, 2004 1:31 am

It didn't come from the formula, but before I was Captain Goddammit I was Major Woodie.
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ICK

Post by kiltboy » Sun Apr 25, 2004 8:48 pm

Boomerang Rt. 607????.......nah......I don't think so.

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Post by Ranger Genius » Tue Apr 27, 2004 12:45 pm

Windy Adams.... Hmm. It's either that or Sam Adams, but that one's taken. Most of the streets here in UT only have coordinates, though, not names... My little sister would be Bonnie 6100 W.
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Post by Flon » Tue Apr 27, 2004 3:42 pm

Corky Brentwood - not bad

my wife's is better:

Velvet Melrose

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Post by Rage » Mon May 24, 2004 11:28 am

Charlie Upshur...now that's funny!
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Forgive me if it goes astray..." - Prince

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Post by cowboyangel » Mon May 24, 2004 12:04 pm

Arthur Tab for godssakes
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Post by samtzu » Mon May 24, 2004 5:52 pm

Max Big Hill???

Max Big!!

Too blatant...
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Post by etherialc. » Mon May 24, 2004 10:46 pm

Little Cat Oak

aww...I miss my kitty

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Post by _tears_ » Mon May 24, 2004 11:00 pm

Sullivan PlumTree..... I dont like that :oops:
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Post by DancingTofu » Tue May 25, 2004 4:53 am

Snowflake Echo..... well, it's ethereal.
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Post by munney » Sun May 30, 2004 5:03 am

They Call me Piggy Denslow

Word to your Mutha and her overwieght lovers! :twisted:
Munney

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Post by gypsy68 » Sun May 30, 2004 10:43 am

Honey Stark
hmmmm...I don't think so

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Post by Bluebunnybee » Sun May 30, 2004 11:38 am

DINO POWAY MESA DRIVE

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