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Post by Guest » Fri Jul 23, 2004 7:34 am

Uhm, I guess I would be:

Apollo Bonnie Lea

which frankly makes me sound more like some black(irish)sploitation film character than a porn star.

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Post by Lostfolio » Fri Jul 23, 2004 8:15 am

Hey, I'm Mao Manning!

You saw him rock in "Shaving Ryan's Privates"
He got busy in "Glad-He-Ate-Her"

Now watch Mao Manning starring in his 50th scorching adult sextravaganza as he gets down lower than any adult industries artist has gone before:

5 time Adult Oscar Award Winner Mao Manning in the XXX political blockbuster "Bare In Heat 69/69"

Warning this film has been rated Ball Blasting
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Post by orangepeelmoses » Sat Jul 24, 2004 6:32 am

Sacajuwea Main?

eye can do better than that...

how about Prick Peeler?

opm

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Post by BAS » Sat Jul 24, 2004 9:40 am

how about Prick Peeler?
...am I the only one who thinks that sounds rather S&M...?! :shock:
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Post by mrjazzkat » Fri Aug 06, 2004 1:32 pm

guess thata would make me:

"Buster Possumwood"

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Post by playadoc » Wed Aug 11, 2004 2:35 pm

Awww YEAH...

"Jasper Brookside"

=)

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Post by swampdog » Thu Aug 12, 2004 2:59 pm

Best I could come up with is Sam Normal. My real name is actually pretty close to a porn star name. If I'd taken my wife's last name when we married (instead of each keeping our own) I'd be:

Brock McColloch

which is even better.

Slightly adrift, "my little pony" dolls are making a comeback. My youngest loves 'em. Looking up some history on the web I came up with this: http://www.brunching.com/pornorpony.html- quiz to see if you can guess which are my little pony names and which are porn star names. I got 1 out of 12 right...

(oooooh, wait, wait - I just remembered, Sam's full name was Samson - Samson Normal, that kinda rocks!)

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Post by DrBear » Fri Aug 27, 2004 1:01 am

"Pokey Vanguard" But Pokey only had 3 legs....does that mean my full porno name would be "The great 3 legged Pokey Vanguard"?? (I threw in the GREAT part on my own)
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Post by kylie sparks » Fri Aug 27, 2004 7:39 am

You've got to be kidding, that would make me: Bubbles Emerson :shock:

kylie

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Post by samtzu » Fri Aug 27, 2004 9:45 am

Kylie Sparks wrote:
You've got to be kidding, that would make me: Bubbles Emerson

kylie
Ummm... stick with Kylie Sparks... It's exciting enough as it is...
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Post by Simply Joel » Fri Aug 27, 2004 10:28 am

kylie sparks wrote:You've got to be kidding, that would make me: Bubbles Emerson :shock:

kylie
Bubbles Emerson... long lost child star of Lawrence Welk who fell in disfavor after appearing in numerous porn movies on the set of the Lawrence Welk show... hence the name, Bubbles.

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Re: reality is better

Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Aug 27, 2004 11:39 am

swampdog wrote:Best I could come up with is Sam Normal.
There was a Normal Street in Chico, I thought that that was pretty amusing. Although it apparently comes from the Normal School (or teaching collage) that was there 80 years ago.

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Post by kylie sparks » Fri Aug 27, 2004 1:01 pm

Kylie Sparks, is Interesting? I think Bubbles sounds better! Coulda made a Great persona, for the playa. Tooo late!

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normal ave

Post by swampdog » Fri Aug 27, 2004 1:41 pm

Yeah, I get a kick sometimes out of telling people I used to live on Normal Ave, but that was a LOOOOOONG time ago. Normal Ave for me was in La Mesa CA, suburb of San Diego. It's there on mapquest.

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Post by Selkie » Fri Aug 27, 2004 1:46 pm

Drumroll please....

*badabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabada*

Dutchy Frieda!

*crickets chirping*

Ummm...

Evie Bodega!

*loud applause and wild shrieks of excitement*
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Post by Kristy Kreme » Sun Sep 19, 2004 3:30 am

Buffy Miria

Kisses, Kristy Kreme

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Post by skagg » Sun Sep 19, 2004 9:47 am

M llamo: Taco Santa Clara.


Pretty cool, huh?

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Post by Simply Joel » Sun Sep 19, 2004 12:24 pm

My wife's pet and street name as well as porno name is...

Fifi Potawamee

but with me, she just goes by "Mistress Sylvia"

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Post by samtzu » Sun Sep 19, 2004 12:27 pm

And your porno name is... uh... Simply Joel?

... Better than Max Big Hill, though... sigh....
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Post by bullD » Sun Sep 19, 2004 2:20 pm

Kuno Bryan,,, ohhhh yeah...

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Post by Simply Joel » Sun Sep 19, 2004 2:35 pm

samtzu wrote:And your porno name is... uh... Simply Joel?

... Better than Max Big Hill, though... sigh....
pepper grand

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Post by samtzu » Sun Sep 19, 2004 3:04 pm

Spicy!!!
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Post by CoworkerLurker » Sun Sep 19, 2004 5:57 pm

Mickey Rose

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Post by Donita » Wed Sep 22, 2004 2:08 pm

Lassie Main :roll:

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Post by Papa Bear » Wed Sep 22, 2004 3:31 pm

Heidi Douglas ?!

(Hmmm... maybe I should talk to Iso and see if I can get some makeup tips.)
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Post by Rich » Wed Sep 22, 2004 11:47 pm

What bothers me is that I know my kid's porno names...

Jack Indiana
Princess Florence (really ['Princess Honey Moose' Florence)
Tramp Carr
Shilo Florida

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Post by tisha2 » Fri Sep 24, 2004 9:48 pm

um...

Maxine Albright.

...I'll be joining the cast of that Masterpiece Theater porno on BBC...

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Post by calicowboy925 » Wed Sep 29, 2004 4:14 pm

Hi, Im Brock Golden, I'll be here all week
Love and Laugh With Me!!!

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Post by Mistress of Mirth » Thu Sep 30, 2004 2:06 am

April Barr

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Post by GuinivereElise » Thu Sep 30, 2004 5:40 pm

Misty Hudson River....

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