MICROSOFTIES

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 11:23 am

Bill Gates, still sore after the brush off from would be corporate lover Yahoo, today announced he was going to put in a Hostile Bid on Scientology Inc. who is curruntly in the process of buying BMLLC a division of LarryCo.

Shareholders and Melinda alike were shocked to find out that via a long hidden video posted on youtube, MicroSoft Founder Bill Gates, seen Nude in a crude, homemade orgy/porno filmed at some unknown desert location, had named his company after the permanent state of his penis.

Yahoo has yet to comment

Mr.MaskedDude · Post by **Mr.MaskedDude** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:18 pm

Watch out Simon, i hear Bill saw that and has since made bids on several politicians, with plans to make them seize your house via eminent domain. Bill's a bit touchy about his unit.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:48 pm

i'm safe,
i dont live on the west coast, and who would want to buy upstate NY?

i dont forsee a redwood city Ca. like thing up here in the rust belt....hell, i'm sure bill doesnt like thick cut fried bologna sandwiches on wick or bowling either...

not to mention the stench of buffalo when the wind is from he west.

Mr.MaskedDude · Post by **Mr.MaskedDude** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:34 pm

Fried bologna? What the fuck?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:12 am

dig it, it's a polish delicacy....

It's Polock Pate.

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:50 am

I'm not so safe. I live at Microsoft ground zero, a few miles from Bill's house, and within easy biking distance of Fort Microsoft. And I'm coming to you live, in living color, via an Apple computer... I hope I don't become a "Jew" in the New Holocaust.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:26 am

i know EXACTLY how you feel...

i DONT do windows.

g5 forever, forever g5.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:56 pm

I don't wanna give up my yahoo email addies. I mighten have to.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Feb 16, 2008 8:34 pm

i like my yahoo email address...it's where i can comparison shop on natural alternatives for viagra...i get at least 25-30 a day....