The person below me

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Artemis
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Post by Artemis » Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:25 pm

True, chocolate cheesecake to be exact. Meet me in the bar.

TPBM has done IT in a video booth.

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Post by Boijoy » Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:29 pm

and if by "it" you mean nose picking.. why, Yes yes I have.

TPBM has broken their pinky toe.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:38 pm

Um. Yeah. That's right. It will never happen again.


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The Lady with a Lamprey

"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by pinemom » Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:46 pm

sorry did you trip/roll over my IV fishy? hehehehe
tpbm.....


......is all the way.....


.................down here.
Names pinemom, but my friends call me "Piney".

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Post by Box Burner » Sat Dec 13, 2008 2:09 am

Nope. I am further down than that. Hehehe.

TPBM picks the mushrooms out of their spaghetti sauce and leaves them on the plate.
Dance in the heart of chaos. . . . .

ὁ δὲ ἀνεξέταστος βίος οὐ βιωτὸς ἀνθρώπῳ
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - --- Σωκράτης

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Post by BAS » Sat Dec 13, 2008 2:40 am

Heck no! I like mushrooms..., although I haven't seen them in spaghetti all that often.

Hmmm... spaghetti sounds good right now. I haven't had it in a long time.


TPBM doesn't like pineapple on their pizza.
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Do things that have never been done."
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ygmir
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Post by ygmir » Sat Dec 13, 2008 7:15 am

true. it's like putting icecream in chicken soup, IMHO.......

TPBM still thinks Liz Taylor is hot..........
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Post by Sail Man » Sat Dec 13, 2008 7:31 am

Not since she started modeling Depends :shock:

TPBM has never changed a diaper in their life
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Post by Artemis » Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:42 am

False, have changed plenty of nieces' and nephew's nappies, as well as babysat unrelated little ones.

Have you ever noticed how breast-fed babies' poop has some something in that looks like tapioca? What's up with that?

TPBM wishes they had a cloaca.

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Post by **burn** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 2:36 pm

I had to look that one up. The answer: no and no.

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Post by Barbie » Mon Dec 15, 2008 5:28 pm

Weird I haven't looked at this thread in awhile and the answer is
YES I bought my boobs....



the person below me dances naked in the mirror...
If I were to wish ANYTHING I'd wish I were ME!!

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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Dec 15, 2008 6:40 pm

I can't even dance naked in a chair.


TPBM has a tv guilty pleasure.
The Lady with a Lamprey

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Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by betrdanevr » Mon Dec 15, 2008 8:34 pm

No excuses for you, Crypto!

In my estimation, anyhow, the Numa Numa guy dances even with his face! :lol:

<I'm sure you've all seen him long ago, but here's a replay down memory lane>



No guilty tv pleasures since I really don't watch it except for an occasional movie.

TPBM has an interesting story about where they read porno once. hee hee

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Post by karine » Mon Dec 15, 2008 8:41 pm

False - nothing "interesting" about that here!

TPBM (sometimes) eats right out of the pan after cooking themselves a meal.

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Post by littleflower » Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:36 pm

yes, who needs more dirty dishes?

TPBM (sometimes) lets dishes collect in the sink for several days before doing a big pile all at once

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Post by ygmir » Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:49 pm

true

TPBM lest their dog clean the frying pans.......
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Post by sattelite5812 » Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:51 pm

Hahaha, I think that's my cue that I need to quit procrastinating, get off here, and go do the damn dishes already...


TPBM recently dressed as Santa and went on a drunken rampage

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Post by sattelite5812 » Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:55 pm

Oh, well, ya beat me to that one, YG. So I guess I'm the person below both of us... true, and true.


TPBM has kissed their pet on the mouth

Now me and the dog are gonna go clean some dishes

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Post by Sail Man » Tue Dec 16, 2008 4:26 pm

True!! Doggies have less germs in their mouths then your standard humanoid.

TPBM has caught mono from kissing :wink:
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Post by BAS » Tue Dec 16, 2008 4:42 pm

False-- never had mono!


TPBM is looking forward to a day off, and wants to go somewhere interesting!
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Do things that have never been done."
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Post by **burn** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 5:06 pm

Yes, I had today off and what a great time I had.

TNP has a reptile for a pet.
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Post by ygmir » Tue Dec 16, 2008 6:56 pm

do you mean pet my one eyed trouser python?...........
is that a reptile? if so, then, true......

TPBM thinks they're being called short when someone says:
below me..........
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Post by littleflower » Tue Dec 16, 2008 7:00 pm

no, i never feel like i'm short....

TPBM wonders if ygmir's trouser python changes colors, like a chameleon.

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Post by AsukaLily » Tue Dec 16, 2008 7:13 pm

True!


TPBM plays with vacuum attachments
People like you should come wrapped in caution tape!

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Post by fciron » Tue Dec 16, 2008 7:47 pm

Not yet, but since I spent several hours of my birthday dealing with banks it's probably the best I'm gonna do today. :cry: :cry: :roll:

TPBM hasn't been on hold at all today.

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Post by **burn** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 7:56 pm

Happy Birthday fciron!
No, I was not on hold today, but oh so properly held.

TPBM secretly likes cheez in a can.
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Post by Napalm Demon » Tue Dec 16, 2008 9:13 pm

Secretly? I am quite brazen with my cheez in a can love affair. Sometimes I even use two cans at once! Hey.. I have my needs, don't judge me.


TPBM has a rash in a very weird location. :?

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Post by AsukaLily » Tue Dec 16, 2008 9:59 pm

eww false





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People like you should come wrapped in caution tape!

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Post by BAS » Tue Dec 16, 2008 10:15 pm

Not that you can prove in a court of law!


TPBM is constantly thinking about sex!
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Do things that have never been done."
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Post by ygmir » Tue Dec 16, 2008 10:17 pm

that depends on your definition of the word "is"...........

TPBM has flashed a stranger.
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