The person below me

[Foxfur]

You know I am. Welcome back Eric!
(Figgy must have a psychic friends network)
TPBM has an unhealthy fascination with jello.

[FIGJAM]

Yes, I do have an unhealthy fasination with Jelle.

What's it to ya?

TPBM thinks Ff should leave my psycho friends out of this!

[Foxfur]

Well, I don't know about that...
I pretty much like, if not love, everybody!

TPBM was thinking of mowing the lawn.
With toenail clippers.

[lucky420]

Why yes I was thinking of mowing the lawn but.....it's already to hot maybe this evening. Not with toenail clippers though, to much lawn.

TPBM is procrastinating finishing a playa project

[Eric]

Close- I'm procrastinating finishing a project to get me to the playa. Actually worse in a way (oops)

TPBM is having unseasonably (warm/ cold/ wet/ dry/ etc) weather

[Trishntek]

And it's about fugging time it got summer around here! Was getting tired of wearing clothes all the time,,,,,
TPBM is a bit hung over from the long weekend already

[International Incident]

Ha, it wasn’t a long weekend but I was very hungover on Monday morning!

TPBM wishes that BM was MUCH closer

[Box Burner]

No, I wish I was going.

TPBM thinks the default is FUBAR.

[Trishntek]

Well defaultia certainly isn't the society I enjoyed while growing up!

TPBM has played "war" with pop bottle rockets

[goathead]

The FNG's use to here, But I don't play well against others.


TPBM believes 2" mortars are the way to respond to bottle rockets.

[FIGJAM]

If you don't have more than 2", you're not the Goat I thought you were!

TPBM thinks goathead is hiding somthing.

[lucky420]

Oh I'm sure he is. That's what this big desert is for...hiding gold, treasure, secrets, bodies.

TPBM will be watching fireworks tonight

[Trishntek]

Probably not,,,, the marine layer always comes in and the fireworks end up being colorful clouds

TPBM is trying to stay cool while preparing for outdoor fun during this Holiday

[Foxfur]

(pulls head out of toilet)
Huh?

TPBM is sending filthy subliminal messages.

[Eric]

there not really subliminal, but they are indeed dirty.

TPBM is trying to figure out how to keep their cat/dog calm during the fireworks.

[Scatter42]

Easy! My poor old doggie is deaf (sad)

TPBM just realized they're out of beer

[Foxfur]

Been that way for years.

TPBM is slutty in a healthy way!

[Eric]

I have no idea what you're talking about, and neither does my wife, my boyfriend or the little 23yo I'm seeing on the side.

TPBM sometimes just wants to scream. Loud.

[theCryptofishist]

Yeah, but I"m sublimating into sparkle ponies.
TPBM sublimates into Caterpillars.

[Trishntek]

Over thirty years ago when I ran heavy equipment,,,, even tipped over a D9.

TPBM is still sorting out what to NOT take to TTITD

[Foxfur]

But how did he know???
(40 pound stainless steel campfire barrel, nope.
Knobby tired beer keg garden cart, nope.
Tactical assault pogo stick, nope.)

TPBM needs a permission slip from their psychiatrist...

[worksofheart]

You mean they might let me out?? ;0)

TPBM wonders about wonders...

[illy dilly]

Sometimes, But right now its to early on 'fake' Monday to wonder about anything, except where the next cup of coffee is coming from.

TPBM is excited that this will be only a 4 day week!

[Sail Man]

All of my weeks are 4 day weeks. Of course, each shift is 12 hrs long

TPBM has never taken a sick day at work. Ever.

[Trishntek]

ya got me there,,,,, even worked the day after breaking my collar bone

TPBM wonders if this dust thing we refer to is anywhere near as bad as portrayed (i.e. virgin)

[theCryptofishist]

Vet.
The person below me is blowing off a family reunion to come to the burn.

[Foxfur]

Totally! I hate having to submit to a cavity search just to visit dear old Mom.

TPBM could survive indefinitely on Spam and capers...

[Trishntek]

Capers??? We don't need no stinkin' capers!!

TPBM remembers waiting for the TV and radio to warm up before transistors were used

[FIGJAM]

Yup, my first stereo was made from 2 tube radios.

I disconnected the tuners and wired the amps to the stylis on the turntable.

Bought all this and speakers at a swap meat for $10 when I was 13.

TPBM has no idea what the hell I'm talking about.

[Foxfur]

I know exactly what you're talking about when you say 'swap meat' you dirty, dirty boy!

TPBM knows Jack Shit personally...