The person below me

[catinthefunnyhat]

Just make a folder to archive all the old ones.
TPBM thinks that's too much like work.

[theCryptofishist]

You could be right.
TPBM is happy that BB Sue and Purple Koosh are back on the board today!

[catinthefunnyhat]

Yes! Dear Comrade Sue is to being very important of the leaders in this gulag. Is to be making the funny for great laughter.
I'm not familiar with PK yet... I think he must have begun his hiatus before I arrived here. But I'll trust your judgement and be glad

TPBM has the perfect uniform to wear to Apok.

[Foxfur]

Am to be wearing comrade Lenin mask to grand ball.

TPBM WILL be at the MnG.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Oh, I wouldn't miss it for anything.
TPBM is nervous about the MnG. Why?

[TomServo]

Me? Hell No! If I was the human sacrifice that night, I might be a little..

TPBM Is wondering.."Should I go to MnG?...or to the Roller Derby, at Black Rock Roller Disco?"

[theCryptofishist]

No, I'm disqualified from the derby for some reason. Now Misa might be feeling torn.
TPBM knows to pronounce Misa's name "Meesha".

[catinthefunnyhat]

Um, I do now. I didn't until I got to the end of reading your statement about me. So now I'm wondering whether the statement was true or not. Do truth conditions have to apply at the beginning of the statement, or just at the end? Or for the majority of the statement? And if the end is OK, then does that mean the end of when you made the statement, or the end of when I read it?

TPBM just rolled their eyes so hard they might get stuck that way.

[theCryptofishist]

No. Instead I was thinking about Schoedinger statements, those things that may or may not be true but you don't know until you reach the end of the box.
TPBM is tired of how much theoretical physics crops up on this board.

[catinthefunnyhat]

It's a level I'm comfortable with, actually. The Goldilocks quantity, if you will.
TPBM thinks there's nothing wrong with raising kids downtown in a big city.

[theCryptofishist]

They blend in better than in the bucolic splendor of the countryside.
TPBM thinks kids are best raised on the waterfront.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Well, I like the idea of threatening to make them walk the plank when they misbehave...
TPBM has taken fancy-diving lessons.

[BoyScoutGirl]

My dad once gave me instructions on how to do the perfect belly flop.

TPBM has an outie. Or an Audi, I'm not picky...

[catinthefunnyhat]

Neither. Being that I'm Canadian, an oaty* might do, but I don't have one of those, either.

TPBM thinks "Canadian raising" is a very polite, low-risk variant of poker, possibly involving some kind of welfare.


*I'm fairly certain there's no such thing.

[theCryptofishist]

Also known as "Texas Hold-Em, Cuddle-Em, and Kiss-Em-Until-They-Feel-Better".
TPBM has doubts about the number of hyphens in this post.

[catinthefunnyhat]

No, I think it's about right. I'm concerned, however, about the missing apostrophes.
TPBM is alarmed at the decline of the semicolon.

[knowmad]

semi-intrested-in-such-things-but-am-groving-to-hyper-hyphenation.

T-P-B-M. whare do you go when you die?

[catinthefunnyhat]

Into the tummies of botfly larvae and/or earthworms, depending on how quickly you're buried.
TPBM is dissecting earthworms looking for souls in their tummies.

[theCryptofishist]

I thought their souls were in their mouths...Or was that their hearts?
TPBM often rolls their eyes when they see <3.

[catinthefunnyhat]

When I see fewer than three what?
TPBM has a strange fondness for swamps.

[theCryptofishist]

"Be kind to your web-footed friends,
For a duck could be somebody's brother
They live all alone in the swamp
Where the weather is cold and damp.
You may think that this is the end,
Well it is.

I prefer to call them "wetlands".
TPBM calls them fens.

[knowmad]

Fish have fins.
up here we call it Washington.
TPBM sometimes mixes up whether and weather.

[catinthefunnyhat]

I sometimes have a homonym problem when I'm typing too fast. Like, I'll think the right one and type the other.
TPBM is a homonymphomaniac.
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What? It just means you love puns!

[theCryptofishist]

I do love puns.
TPBM loves shaggy dog stories.

[Elorrum]

Well, it's interesting you mention that. There was this time, oh, years ago when someone started to tell a story that ... uh. I love the ones that end in horrible plays on words especially.

tpbm got something in the mail today and is smiling smiling smiling.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Well, I did get something in the mail, and I am smiling, but those two things are unrelated. In the mail, I got flyers and my partner's credit card bill. I'm smiling because I'm packing to go camping. The mail, as far as I know, has not been sent yet.

TPBM has chainmail.

[BoyScoutGirl]

Yea, but I don't have enough friends to forward it to

TPBM has a rapier wit!

[knowmad]

Potato!
TPBM has a better handle on it to day than yesterday.

[catinthefunnyhat]

I sure hope so. Yesterday I was a walking meltdown.
TPBM overslept this morning (me, too!).

[Simon of the Playa]

can't sleep, zombie space clown nazi robots will eat me.

TPBM likes coloring books.