Best Excuses...

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Fri Aug 22, 2008 4:49 am

I can name third world countries where that happens all the time!

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Fri Aug 22, 2008 5:58 am

We eat bacon here too!

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Fri Aug 22, 2008 6:48 am

I have numerous bones in my feet.

RingO'Fire · Post by **RingO'Fire** » Fri Aug 22, 2008 7:22 am

It must be "whiskey dick."

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Fri Aug 22, 2008 8:42 am

It was that way when I got here....

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:08 am

....I had egg salad for lunch.

betrdanevr · Post by **betrdanevr** » Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:18 am

ibdave wrote:It was that way when I got here....

That's a riot.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:23 am

I thought you said "don't' thumb"..........

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:58 am

Because I love you .

betrdanevr · Post by **betrdanevr** » Fri Aug 22, 2008 10:39 am

"I don't deserve you."

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Aug 22, 2008 10:41 am

it's all me, not you..........

Timezone LaFontaine · Post by **Timezone LaFontaine** » Fri Aug 22, 2008 11:07 am

I'm still working out the kinks.

changoloco · Post by **changoloco** » Fri Aug 22, 2008 11:58 am

Sorry, I was a little drunk but I'd still like to be friends.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Aug 22, 2008 1:05 pm

You would have done it too, if you'd tought of it first!

Intubater69 · Post by **Intubater69** » Sun Aug 24, 2008 10:50 pm

It was my twin, I swear

dana · Post by **dana** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 3:29 pm

Sorry, the bear ate it.

and

I guess I'm just too picky.

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 8:28 pm

It's a work in progress.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 8:54 pm

It wouldn't be the same without the dust.

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 8:58 pm

That's not a bug, it's a feature.

calsur · Post by **calsur** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 10:59 pm

It was not me.

dapete · Post by **dapete** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 1:29 pm

Turns out, I'm an idiot.

pinkysangel · Post by **pinkysangel** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 1:39 pm

It seemed like a good idea at the time.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Thu Sep 04, 2008 10:22 pm

You can make anything look bad,
if you look at what actually happened.

Samsa Bee · Post by **Samsa Bee** » Fri Sep 05, 2008 10:11 am

The kool aid guy kicked in my wall

cabiria · Post by **cabiria** » Fri Sep 05, 2008 2:01 pm

I have hot dog fingers.

CapSmashy · Post by **CapSmashy** » Fri Sep 05, 2008 2:07 pm

No I didn't. Honest...

I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD.

http://www.wavsource.com/snds_2008-09-0 ... _fault.wav

Post by **AntiM** » Fri Sep 05, 2008 2:42 pm

Yeah, sure, right, but can you raise one eyebrow?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 9:14 pm

Intubater69 wrote:It was my twin, I swear

well, I'm sure it was............and, we know where he is..........

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 9:52 pm

My awe-shit department said they'd write you a letter.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:29 pm

Wow...I didn't think it would catch on fire THAT easy.

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