Shuffle off to BUFFALO!

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 4:11 pm

Yes, i'm going to put my dick where my mouth is.....

wait a second, that doesnt sound right.

i'm gonna put my dick where my money is....

nope, not quite right either...

alright, how about this......As a long time sufferer of western New York Failure,
(you try living thru FIVE superbowl tries and not one lousy win...it aint easy)

To Buffalo: "to fuck something certain up in the last minute, tragically"

the rate of spousal abuse actually went up 25% after each loss as every polock in town blamed their wife for their sorrow I.E.: "YOU PEEKED, YOU JINXED IT, BITCH"

i am trying to prevent such violence by offering up a sacred pact with god, right here, right now, on the e-playa...

If the Buffalo Bills Win every game (they are 3-0...UNDEFEATED!!) and then the Super Bowl, not only will i attend bm 2009, but i will do it NUDE.

I'm a never-nude, so this is a helluva statement for me.
I really really want to see the Bad News Bears of football finally win the big one...so much so that i will suffer the slings and arrows of disgust from those friends of mine who "just dont want to see it"

so, there it is, Pray to the god of Thick cut fried Bologna sandwiches on Weck with mustard and butter.

Go Buffalo Go!

Boijoy · Post by **Boijoy** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 4:23 pm

Simon, I'm sorry you love the Bills.. Sundays must have been really tough for you. && I remember all those Super Bowls.. the good news is.. no one remembers who won those.. only that the Bills lost. I blame the kicker.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 4:28 pm

Simon,
is that a veiled curse towards the rest of us?..........
you are making at least some of us, support anyone but(t) the Bills......just to avoid facing "Nude Satan Incarnate"........

hahahahaha

And,
If, as so many believe "God so loves the world"......how could he allow the Bills to win, and, create such suffering?

Oh, yeah, never mind, He's allowed suffering before........

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 4:49 pm

the kickers name was scott christie and there is a special place in hell, for him.

let us not forget the recent STANLEY CUP that was STOLEN right in front of MILLIONS of VIEWERS and even the instant replay showed that motherfucker was IN THE CREASE!

and they gave it to them ANYWAYS because it's BUFFALO, and they're USED TO IT!

AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 5:05 pm

So Simon, is the deal that you will be nekkid the whole time you are on the playa? I think you might get a little cold but it might just be the mojo you need....to succeed.....

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 9:02 pm

How many teams have gone undefeated all season and then won the super bowl?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 11:07 pm

Just One....The Miami Dolphins, our arch nemesis.

SQUISH THE FISH!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 9:48 am

Simon of the Playa wrote: SQUISH THE FISH!

A-HEM!

fciron · Post by **fciron** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:00 am

Don't worry, Fishie.

Dolphins is mammals. (Geeze, Simon)

Backing the Bills for five Superbowl tries pretty much killed my last vestiges of interest in sports. I might try and work up a little excitement this year.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:17 am

My mother, a Buffalo native, has a hypothesis about californians going to buffalo and playing football--or maybe that's upstate New York--and becoming idiots as a consequence.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 6:55 am

no, not idiots, but something akin to them....

DREAMERS!

(and fishy, i would never advocate squishing you, unless you asked me too, but thats different, and we dont need to go into it here.)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:43 am

*fishy gets a little flutter and asks herself: Was he flirting with me?*

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Sep 27, 2008 6:22 am

maybe i was, and maybe i was'nt....i would consult the fold-up paper future predictor we used as children....i still make all of my major decisions that way.

(ok, i was...)

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Sep 28, 2008 10:48 pm

Holy Kielbasa ! The Buffalo Bills are now 4-0 !!!

it's OUR time finally, I can smell it, just like lake erie..

I'm Busting out my one remaining box of unopened Flutie Flakes, and am beginning the countdown to Glory, spoon in hand.

we shall not Fuck up. we shall not Fuck up.. we shall not Fuck Up, one daaaaaaaaaaay,
and deep in my heart,
i do believe
we shall not Fuck up, This Time.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Oct 06, 2008 6:11 am

i'm so depressed.

fciron · Post by **fciron** » Mon Oct 06, 2008 10:20 am

At least they didn't wait until the Superbowl to let us down.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 3:45 pm

i'm willing to overlook one loss...it was a cheap hit...

but this week...

B to the U to the DOUBLE F uLO!

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:52 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:the kickers name was scott christie and there is a special place in hell, for him.

let us not forget the recent STANLEY CUP that was STOLEN right in front of MILLIONS of VIEWERS and even the instant replay showed that motherfucker was IN THE CREASE!

and they gave it to them ANYWAYS because it's BUFFALO, and they're USED TO IT!

AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Simon, Simon, Simon.................

You'll have to forgive us for Lord Stanley, which we're enjoying quite nicely, thank you

But we do have to suffer with the Lions and that should count for something, ehhhh?