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Light Sabre defeats Taser

Postby gyre » Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:12 pm

Who would have thought this would work?

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These are not the toys you’re looking for.
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Portland Police got a dose of the Force on Wednesday when they responded to a report of a man assaulting people with a “Star Wars” lightsaber toy inside a Toys R Us.
The man had been swinging the plastic sword Jedi weapon at at least three customers, according to a police report.

When the cops arrived, the wannabe padawan had moved his space battle to the parking lot.
Officers tried to subdue the man with earthly reason, but the Force was strong in this one.

From the police report:

Officers arrived and attempted to take the suspect into custody but he continued to swing the light saber and was yelling incoherent statements.
One officer attempted to use a Taser but it was ineffective.
A second officer used a Taser which made good contact but the suspect used the light saber to break one of the wires.
Officers then were able to grab onto the suspect and take him to the ground and place him into custody as he continued to violently struggle and yell incoherent statements.

The suspect was treated by medical personnel at the scene has been transported to an area hospital for a mental evaluation.
None of the victims of the light saber assault required medical attention at the scene.

The suspect, David Canterbury, was cited for assault, disorderly conduct, theft, resisting arrest and interfering with police, according to the Seattle Weekly.
Records show Canterbury has several drug-related arrests in his past – before the dark times, before the Empire.

But at 33 years old, he might be too old … yes, too old to begin Jedi training.

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Re: Where the fuck does this go?

Postby Sham » Wed Dec 21, 2011 6:19 am

Uzbekistan's first escalator :shock:
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Re: Where the fuck does this go?

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Re: Where the fuck does this go?

Postby gyre » Tue Jan 03, 2012 2:04 am

Pepsi Says Mountain Dew Can Dissolve Mouse

Pepsi Co., facing a lawsuit from a man who claims to have found a mouse in his Mountain Dew can, has an especially creative, if disgusting, defense: their soda would have dissolved a dead mouse before the man could have found it.

An Illinois man sued Pepsi in 2009 after he claims he "spat out the soda to reveal a dead mouse," the Madison County Record reports.

He claims he sent the mouse to Pepsi, which then "destroyed" the remains after he allowed them to test it, according to his complaint.

Most shudder-worthy, however, is that Pepsi's lawyers also found experts to testify, based on the state of the remains sent to them that, "the mouse would have dissolved in the soda had it been in the can from the time of its bottling until the day the plaintiff drank it," according to the Record. (It would have become a "jelly-like substance," according to Pepsi, adds LegalNewsline.)

This seems like a winning-the-battle-while-surrendering-the-war kind of strategy that hinges on winning the argument that "our product is essentially a can of battery acid."
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Re: Where the fuck does this go?

Postby Ugly Dougly » Tue Jan 03, 2012 10:52 am

...spawning a new, creative drink recipe.
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Re: Where the fuck does this go?

Postby JayBobBoy » Tue Jan 03, 2012 1:54 pm

What...no crazy picture to go with that????
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Re: Where the fuck does this go?

Postby gyre » Tue Jan 03, 2012 4:07 pm

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He said pepsi absconded with his mousie.


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Re: Where the fuck does this go?

Postby bigdane » Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:53 pm

sometimes I fall victim to ignorance...such as trying to post a youtube video...completely incapable...but I believe I CAN do it...could anyone provide me an educational leg up...or if not perhaps just aleg..it'll keep me entertained until I actually learn how to...wait...what was I trying to learn??

Oh yeah...video...
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Re: Where the fuck does this go?

Postby knowmad » Tue Jan 10, 2012 1:02 pm

bigdane wrote:sometimes I fall victim to ignorance...such as trying to post a youtube video...completely incapable...but I believe I CAN do it...could anyone provide me an educational leg up...or if not perhaps just aleg..it'll keep me entertained until I actually learn how to...wait...what was I trying to learn??

Oh yeah...video...

when at the youtube site
Choose the "Share"
Below the link you'll see "options" click it
Ant there will be a few , chose "long Link"
Coppy the highlighted link

on Eplaya in the Comment box Chose the "youtube"
you get somthing like ..... [youtube]|[/youtube]
Paste it there in between.

POW!



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Re: Where the fuck does this go?

Postby bigdane » Tue Jan 10, 2012 1:21 pm

knowmad u rock...xtra piece-o-peanut butter fudge for you!
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Re: Where the fuck does this go?

Postby knowmad » Tue Jan 10, 2012 1:31 pm

bigdane wrote:knowmad u rock...xtra piece-o-peanut butter fudge for you!

yeah?
Koo-koo

But where the Fuck did the Video go??

here's anouther, I'm researching for an easter cabaret piece:
"Angel Eggs"

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Re: Where the fuck does this go?

Postby bigdane » Tue Jan 10, 2012 1:48 pm

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Re: Where the fuck does this go?

Postby bigdane » Tue Jan 10, 2012 1:56 pm

boo bubbles and angel eggs....krazy!
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Re: Where the fuck does this go?

Postby Dr. Pyro » Tue Jan 10, 2012 2:17 pm

While we're on the subject of posting videos, I have a bunch in my Flip from TTITD 2011, including several from the Meet & Greet. Trouble is, I have no idea how to download them, but I can email them. If any of you knuckleheads are able to post an emailed video, PM me with an email address and I can shoot several of them off to you tonight. Also have several very NSFW videos of the Naked Bike Ride & Pub Crawl and their stop at BDC&WB.
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Re: Where the fuck does this go?

Postby bigdane » Tue Jan 10, 2012 2:20 pm

couldn't you upload them to a youtube (private acct even) account and then load them to here??/ I suspect there is an easier way...there always is!
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Re: Where the fuck does this go?

Postby Dr. Pyro » Tue Jan 10, 2012 2:58 pm

bigdane wrote:couldn't you upload them to a youtube (private acct even) account and then load them to here?


No, because I'm an idiot.
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Re: Where the fuck does this go?

Postby bigdane » Tue Jan 10, 2012 3:27 pm

lol...well email one to me and I'll see how to upload and post...cuz knowmad taught me how to post and I think I can figure out how to upload..

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Re: Where the fuck does this go?

Postby knowmad » Tue Jan 10, 2012 7:13 pm

[* pulls out lawn chair, opens up cooler *]
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Re: Where the fuck does this go?

Postby lucky420 » Tue Jan 10, 2012 7:41 pm

[ *drags hammock over next to Knowmad, plumps up pillow and stretches out *]
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Re: Where the fuck does this go?

Postby Patsh » Tue Jan 10, 2012 7:55 pm

[*fixes up a nice big bowl of popcorn to share, and sidles in for the show*]
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Re: Where the fuck does this go?

Postby ygmir » Tue Jan 10, 2012 8:01 pm

*wanders over, opens family pack of licorice, sets it on the coffee table, settles into recliner*
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