How would you violate Sarah Palin?

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Thu Oct 09, 2008 4:10 pm

Through the magic of post-modern irony.

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Post by goathead » Fri Oct 10, 2008 7:41 am

Artemis wrote:
jkisha wrote:Should I be concerned that I found some humor in the above post? :shock:

JK
I'm concerned that I find humor in your new avatar/smilie. Like this thread, although it disturbs me I find that I keep going back to look at it. :shock:
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Post by Dr. Pyro » Fri Oct 10, 2008 8:30 am

Reminds me of a joke: A baby harp seal walks into a club.

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Post by goathead » Fri Oct 10, 2008 8:32 am

Dr. Pyro wrote:Reminds me of a joke: A baby harp seal walks into a club.
SNORT.
Fuck, and I had a mouth full of coffee.
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Post by Elderberry » Fri Oct 10, 2008 9:03 am

Dr. Pyro wrote:Reminds me of a joke: A baby harp seal walks into a club.
ba dum bum

that was funny.

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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:31 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:i would'nt violate ginger...

Mary Ann on the other hand, is absolutely violatable.


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I'm sure ginger would violate Simon pretty good!

and I wouldn't be surprised if she had a whip too!

Simon you have been a bad boy, a very bad boy!

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Post by ygmir » Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:38 am

Apollonaris Zeus wrote:
Simon of the Playa wrote:i would'nt violate ginger...

Mary Ann on the other hand, is absolutely violatable.


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I'm sure ginger would violate Simon pretty good!

and I wouldn't be surprised if she had a whip too!

Simon you have been a bad boy, a very bad boy!
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Post by betrdanevr » Fri Oct 10, 2008 12:25 pm

goathead wrote:
Dr. Pyro wrote:Reminds me of a joke: A baby harp seal walks into a club.
SNORT.
Fuck, and I had a mouth full of coffee.
I think, I know your twin brother.

I hafta add a snort, too! :lol:

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Post by AntiM » Sat Oct 11, 2008 2:20 pm

Isotopia wrote:
How would you like it if I violated you? I could use a cheese grater on your winky then piss on it. How does that sound?
Only if you did it while wearing your flying monkey costume and a pair of black and white saddle shoes.
With or without the frilly ankle socks?

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Post by AntiM » Sat Oct 11, 2008 2:22 pm

Dr. Pyro wrote:Reminds me of a joke: A baby harp seal walks into a club.
Heidi Klum met her husband, Seal, when she was out clubbing.

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Post by EB » Sun Oct 12, 2008 9:48 am

AntiM wrote:
Dr. Pyro wrote:Reminds me of a joke: A baby harp seal walks into a club.
Heidi Klum met her husband, Seal, when she was out clubbing.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Irony. You're soaking in it.

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Post by betrdanevr » Sun Oct 12, 2008 1:11 pm

Last year, Heidi - who has been married to 'Kiss from a Rose' singer Seal for three years - spoke about what first attracted her to the musician when she met him in 2004.
She said: "I met him in a hotel lobby in New York City and he came in just from the gym and I was sitting there and I was, like, wow. He was wearing bicycle shorts, and I pretty much saw everything - the whole package!"
Heidi apparently saw what she wanted and was able to get it! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by Simon of the Playa » Sat Oct 18, 2008 7:44 am

i'd stick an ACORN up her twat and watch it GROW into a DEMOCRATIC MAJORITREE.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Sat Oct 18, 2008 12:41 pm

Apart from the fact that that was disgusting, Simon, you may have discovered the secret to Sudden Oak Death.
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Post by Elderberry » Sat Oct 18, 2008 1:46 pm

Disgusting? I thought it was rather clever.

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Post by somekind » Sun Oct 19, 2008 10:28 am

Here's a good one I found online.

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