My God Can Lick Your God's Ass

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 9:07 am

Face it, your god is waaaaaaaaaaay to uptight and needs a relaxing rim job. There will be a huge decrease in smiting afterwards.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 10:43 am

So we need help finding God's asshole.

Any thoughts on the location?

thirt33n · Post by **thirt33n** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 10:49 am

it's GOTTA be on the tigris or euphrates...or close by.....or in the mirror

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 10:53 am

Your mirror, not mine.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 10:55 am

I keep wondering who the old man in the mirror brushing my teeth is...........

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:28 am

ygmir wrote:I keep wondering who the old man in the mirror brushing my teeth is...........

are you sure they're your teeth?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:44 am

littleflower wrote:
ygmir wrote:I keep wondering who the old man in the mirror brushing my teeth is...........
are you sure they're your teeth?

point well taken......snickering.......

Let's see:
I have teeth, they're mine, but, since I'm not sure who's in the mirror (hoping it's some old guy I don't know), I guess I can't be sure the teeth he's brushing are mine, either.........Although, I go get a sensation on my teeth when he's doing his brushing, maybe I'm just an "empath" (ala Jem, from Star Trek), so, If that's true, who's pain in the ass am I experiencing related to politics..........

you're so dang smart.........

Post by **Elderberry** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:44 am

This thread is blasphemous! Shame on you all.

JK

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 12:23 pm

jkisha wrote:This thread is blasphemous! Shame on you all.

JK

is there a punishment in store for all us reprobates?...........administered by, whom?.........

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 12:36 pm

ygmir wrote:
jkisha wrote:This thread is blasphemous! Shame on you all.

JK
is there a punishment in store for all us reprobates?...........administered by, whom?.........

Yes, DOG will hump your leg for all of eternity

Post by **Eric** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 12:44 pm

ygmir wrote:
jkisha wrote:This thread is blasphemous! Shame on you all.

JK
is there a punishment in store for all us reprobates?...........administered by, whom?.........

You're going to be locked in a room and have to listen to Palin describe a rim job for an hour.

Just hope you get Michael, not Sarah.

Post by **Eric** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 12:46 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:So we need help finding God's asshole.

Any thoughts on the location?

#1 Observatory Circle, US Naval Observatory, Washington DC

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 12:53 pm

Sail Man wrote:
ygmir wrote:
jkisha wrote:This thread is blasphemous! Shame on you all.

JK
is there a punishment in store for all us reprobates?...........administered by, whom?.........
Yes, DOG will hump your leg for all of eternity

is that bad?..........

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 12:55 pm

Eric wrote:
ygmir wrote:
jkisha wrote:This thread is blasphemous! Shame on you all.

JK
is there a punishment in store for all us reprobates?...........administered by, whom?.........
You're going to be locked in a room and have to listen to Palin describe a rim job for an hour.

Just hope you get Michael, not Sarah.

I'm not sure it'd be so bad being locked in a room with her. She's attractive, and, all that sex talk.....well..........

now, I can see getting locked in a room with Roseanne Barr and having her sing...........

Post by **Elderberry** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:06 pm

Eric wrote:
ygmir wrote:
jkisha wrote:This thread is blasphemous! Shame on you all.

JK
is there a punishment in store for all us reprobates?...........administered by, whom?.........
You're going to be locked in a room and have to listen to Palin describe a rim job for an hour.

Just hope you get Michael, not Sarah.

[youtube][/youtube]

JK

Post by **Eric** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:12 pm

jkisha wrote:
Eric wrote:
ygmir wrote: is there a punishment in store for all us reprobates?...........administered by, whom?.........
You're going to be locked in a room and have to listen to Palin describe a rim job for an hour.

Just hope you get Michael, not Sarah.
[youtube][/youtube]

JK

Now that we can agree on!

fciron · Post by **fciron** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 3:12 pm

My God can take pictures and put them on the internet.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 8:15 pm

Sail Man wrote:
ygmir wrote:
jkisha wrote:This thread is blasphemous! Shame on you all.

JK
is there a punishment in store for all us reprobates?...........administered by, whom?.........
Yes, DOG will hump your leg for all of eternity :twisted:

jWeeeeeeee! I escape retribution!

[Nelson Muntz]HaHa![/Nelson Muntz}

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 9:05 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
Sail Man wrote:
ygmir wrote: is there a punishment in store for all us reprobates?...........administered by, whom?.........
Yes, DOG will hump your leg for all of eternity

jWeeeeeeee! I escape retribution!

[Nelson Muntz]HaHa![/Nelson Muntz}

there's something intrinsically unfair there, Fishy.............or, you just get humped somewhere else.........

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 10:54 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Face it, your god is waaaaaaaaaaay to uptight and needs a relaxing rim job. There will be a huge decrease in smiting afterwards.

Sooo, your endorsing rim jobs to relieve tension?

Post by **Eric** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:19 am

goathead wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:Face it, your god is waaaaaaaaaaay to uptight and needs a relaxing rim job. There will be a huge decrease in smiting afterwards.
Sooo, your endorsing rim jobs to relieve tension?
:twisted:

Oh hell yes.

Um.

I mean......

Oh hell yes.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:18 am

Eric wrote:
goathead wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:Face it, your god is waaaaaaaaaaay to uptight and needs a relaxing rim job. There will be a huge decrease in smiting afterwards.
Sooo, your endorsing rim jobs to relieve tension?

Oh hell yes.

Um.

I mean......

Oh hell yes.

LOL

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 5:42 am

if you want to find God's asshole it's very easy...

set your GPS locater to Newark, N.J.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 6:51 am

well, N.J. might be the "taint", I submit Washington D.C. as (Butthole central)

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 4:07 pm

ygmir wrote:well, N.J. might be the "taint", I submit Washington D.C. as (Butthole central)

So would an air drop of Preparation H shrink the government?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 4:29 pm

hahahaha,good one

I'd even go for a nuclear suppository.........

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 4:38 pm

ygmir wrote:hahahaha,good one

I'd even go for a nuclear suppository.........

Envisioning a Terminal City poster for a

Nuclear Suppository

Wish I had the talent.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:53 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
Sail Man wrote:
ygmir wrote: is there a punishment in store for all us reprobates?...........administered by, whom?.........
Yes, DOG will hump your leg for all of eternity

jWeeeeeeee! I escape retribution!

[Nelson Muntz]HaHa![/Nelson Muntz}

OMG! LM effing AO

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:08 am

ygmir wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
Sail Man wrote: Yes, DOG will hump your leg for all of eternity

jWeeeeeeee! I escape retribution!

[Nelson Muntz]HaHa![/Nelson Muntz}
there's something intrinsically unfair there, Fishy.............or, you just get humped somewhere else.........

Fido, No! Not while Mommy is rolling. No Boy! Watch the spokes boy!!
Fi......!

Arrooooooooo!!!!! Yip Yip Yip!!

Oh Fido! Bad Girl. Here, let Mommy get you a towel.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:42 am

nuclear suppository

all i get when i google is Yucca Mountain...

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