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Re: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?

Postby mdmf007 » Sat Feb 11, 2012 9:00 am

ygmir wrote:007's puke story is right up there...........



thats digging deep - your taking notes or have a great memory...
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Re: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?

Postby ygmir » Sat Feb 11, 2012 9:06 am

mdmf007 wrote:
ygmir wrote:007's puke story is right up there...........



thats digging deep - your taking notes or have a great memory...


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Re: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?

Postby knowmad » Sat Feb 11, 2012 9:27 am

mdmf007 wrote:
ygmir wrote:007's puke story is right up there...........



thats digging deep - your taking notes or have a great memory...

I've read this whole thread and also remember this. good/funny stories stick like glue! :mrgreen:
and somtimes you really wish you could unremember it.
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Re: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?

Postby MisaBlue » Sat Feb 11, 2012 9:29 am

Ha ha ha Knowmad...

I like this thread
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Re: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?

Postby knowmad » Sat Feb 11, 2012 9:33 am

MisaBlue wrote:Ha ha ha Knowmad...

I like this thread

oh the things we wish we had never typed when we were new here. lol
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Re: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?

Postby MisaBlue » Sat Feb 11, 2012 9:47 am

knowmad wrote:
MisaBlue wrote:Ha ha ha Knowmad...

I like this thread

oh the things we wish we had never typed when we were new here. lol


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Re: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?

Postby ygmir » Sat Feb 11, 2012 10:05 am

knowmad wrote:
MisaBlue wrote:Ha ha ha Knowmad...

I like this thread

oh the things we wish we had never typed when we were new here. lol


only you, knowmad could have a tale of that sort, with salty cornstarch, mayo, condoms and carrots............
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Re: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?

Postby jella » Mon Feb 13, 2012 10:43 pm

I must know the rest of this story....somebody throw a girl a link for goodness sakes!
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Re: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?

Postby knowmad » Tue Feb 14, 2012 12:21 am

jella wrote:I must know the rest of this story....somebody throw a girl a link for goodness sakes!


Just read this whole thread it has context.
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Re: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?

Postby OregonRed » Tue Feb 14, 2012 9:39 am

I am both delighted and amazed that my story is still a favorite after all these years. :D

Of course, having the best post on the thread entitled "What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?" is likely not something most people would be proud of...

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Re: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?

Postby ygmir » Tue Feb 14, 2012 10:02 am

OregonRed wrote:I am both delighted and amazed that my story is still a favorite after all these years. :D

Of course, having the best post on the thread entitled "What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?" is likely not something most people would be proud of...



and know, the moment I saw you had posted here, I quickly clicked.......not that I'd assume you could EVER top your earlier post/action, but, even close would be a very interesting read.
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Re: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?

Postby jella » Tue Feb 14, 2012 2:29 pm

jella wrote:I must know the rest of this story....somebody throw a girl a link for goodness sakes!

::Slaps forhead:: :oops: :roll:
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Re: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?

Postby ygmir » Tue Feb 14, 2012 2:41 pm

jella wrote:
jella wrote:I must know the rest of this story....somebody throw a girl a link for goodness sakes!

::Slaps forhead:: :oops: :roll:


wait, I have an idea.........just turn around and face that way........."ooh, is that a quarter on the ground"?
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Re: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?

Postby jella » Tue Feb 14, 2012 8:00 pm

Wowie wow wow wow.
High five OR :)


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Re: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?

Postby Monkeypoo » Tue Feb 14, 2012 10:27 pm

Okay. I've got one. I was in a 7 year relationship with this guy named Warren a long time ago. Great sex, but he was a mean prick so I left his ass. For years after, it bugged the shit out of me that I never stood up for myself in that relationship! Boy howdy, have I changed! Well, we met up again -- 15 years after the break-up. We spent the day together at my brother's place in San Jose. Brother was working the swing-shift & wouldn't be back until 11:30pm. He'd told me to just lock up whenever I left. So, Warren came over. We talked & talked all afternoon. He hadn't changed a bit. That was kind of sad, but I wasn't surprised much. But the good part was that some of it was healing for me. I was finally able to tell him, "When you did (blank) to me, I was deeply deeply hurt....etc..." He showed remorse. That shocked me. Then I got on a role, and I made him feel worse. Mwah haaa haaa haaa!!! So, I guess he thought the solution to all this past-fretting of mine was to let him make it up to me, right? Yeah, like take me to bed & fuck me like a horny silverback ape would, right? :roll: Well, I still wasn't satisfied. Expressing myself to him face-to-face just wasn't giving me the closure I had wanted & needed. Fuck that -- now I wanted revenge. I wanted to humiliate him, make him cry, embarrass him -- SOMETHING! I let him think I really really wanted him. We were in my brother's bed. (Sorry, bro!) Heavy foreplay ensued, & I tied him up tight to the bed spread eagle. Lots of intimate kissing, then I'd get up and walk out of the room, telling him to stay there & don't move. He loved it. This went on for another hour or more. Back & forth, back & forth. His cock was sooooooo swollen rock hard, the guy was screaming for pussy... *snicker* So, again with the heavy foreplay, sexy teasing, sexy talk. He wanted IN so bad. Then I said, "You like this, don't you? You want this, don't you?" I'll never forget that puppy look in his eyes. I felt so powerful!! I masturbated 6 inches from his face, got myself off somethin' good, then I got up. I'll never forget how strained his cock looked. Damn thing needed relief....and soon! So, I got up, cinched the ropes tight again, gave him this really sexy vixon look, smiled one last smile....

Then I left him there.

Yeah -- I went home.


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Re: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?

Postby OregonRed » Wed Feb 15, 2012 7:04 am

ygmir wrote:
OregonRed wrote:I am both delighted and amazed that my story is still a favorite after all these years. :D

Of course, having the best post on the thread entitled "What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?" is likely not something most people would be proud of...



and know, the moment I saw you had posted here, I quickly clicked.......not that I'd assume you could EVER top your earlier post/action, but, even close would be a very interesting read.



I could tell you about the time I hooked up with this really hot girl at a dance club, went back to her apartment and had mind blowing sex all night long, and fell asleep in her arms. The next morning I awoke to her boyfriend (whom she never mentioned) knocking at her door. Her boyfriend turned out to be my brother. We do not speak of this. EVER. In spite of it having happened almost 20 years ago.

But, it doesn't really belong on this thread because 1) Sleeping with a girl just isn't all that scandalous, what she did (cheating with her S.O.s sibling) could go in HER "worst thing I've ever done sexually", but while I definitely have oogey feelings about the whole thing, the fault is not mine. And 2) It still doesn't top what I did to my ex.
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Re: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?

Postby ygmir » Wed Feb 15, 2012 7:15 am

OregonRed wrote:
ygmir wrote:
OregonRed wrote:I am both delighted and amazed that my story is still a favorite after all these years. :D

Of course, having the best post on the thread entitled "What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?" is likely not something most people would be proud of...



and know, the moment I saw you had posted here, I quickly clicked.......not that I'd assume you could EVER top your earlier post/action, but, even close would be a very interesting read.



I could tell you about the time I hooked up with this really hot girl at a dance club, went back to her apartment and had mind blowing sex all night long, and fell asleep in her arms. The next morning I awoke to her boyfriend (whom she never mentioned) knocking at her door. Her boyfriend turned out to be my brother. We do not speak of this. EVER. In spite of it having happened almost 20 years ago.

But, it doesn't really belong on this thread because 1) Sleeping with a girl just isn't all that scandalous, what she did (cheating with her S.O.s sibling) could go in HER "worst thing I've ever done sexually", but while I definitely have oogey feelings about the whole thing, the fault is not mine. And 2) It still doesn't top what I did to my ex.




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Re: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?

Postby Dr. Pyro » Wed Feb 15, 2012 8:01 am

Yggy, you mean this hasn't been done already? And we call ourselves burners.

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Re: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?

Postby ygmir » Wed Feb 15, 2012 8:23 am

I can see the signs:

"The worst sexual thing you've ever done camp" "come, explore with us".

how fun could that be?
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Re: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?

Postby tattoogoddess » Wed Feb 15, 2012 11:21 am

Monkeypoo wrote:Okay. I've got one.

Then I left him there.

Yeah -- I went home.[/color]

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Postby graidawg » Wed Feb 15, 2012 12:12 pm

I LOVE OREGON RED.

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Re: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?

Postby MisaBlue » Wed Feb 15, 2012 1:59 pm

OREGON RED!!! OREGON RED!!! OREGON RED!!


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Re: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?

Postby MyDearFriend » Wed Feb 15, 2012 4:27 pm

ygmir wrote:I can see the signs:

"The worst best sexual thing you've ever done camp" "come, explore with us".

how fun could that be?


Fixed that for ya. :wink:
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Re: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?

Postby OregonRed » Wed Feb 15, 2012 6:40 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thank you, Misa, Yggy, & Grai.

MDF, I totally LOVE your spin on Yggy's idea! The BEST thing is way better than the WORST!

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Re: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?

Postby ygmir » Wed Feb 15, 2012 7:11 pm

OregonRed wrote: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thank you, Misa, Yggy, & Grai.

MDF, I totally LOVE your spin on Yggy's idea! The BEST thing is way better than the WORST!




yes, I agree, better verbiage Thanks MDF........although my take, in context, of "worst", may well be best..........
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Re: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?

Postby Dr. Pyro » Wed Feb 15, 2012 7:23 pm

I suspect your "worst" is probably just that.

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Re: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?

Postby ygmir » Wed Feb 15, 2012 8:19 pm

Dr. Pyro wrote:I suspect your "worst" is probably just that.

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