Oh shit its happening again! Can you hear it creeping in?

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 3:16 pm

When it starts its almost unnoticable. a little plug here or bit of its melody there.

And it builds ever louder until the cacophony (and its balony) drowns out the most beautiful melodies and harmonies ever written!

NO fucking way can I make through how many more days of Do You Hear What Fucking Shit I Hear!!!!!!

Ohhhhh Noooooo!

issimo · Post by **issimo** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 4:48 pm

"said the night wind to the Sam I Am...."

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 4:55 pm

didn't someone break the night wind?............

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 11:47 pm

Uhm, that was me. I ate a bunch of chili....

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 7:54 am

BAS wrote:Uhm, that was me. I ate a bunch of chili....

Damn that reeks!

And all along I thought it was the Lions

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 9:11 am

Stay out of the malls, don't listen to the radio and don't watch the TV.
Wait for the all-clear signal.
That is all.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 12:44 pm

I ate some more chili..., maybe I should take in a movie...

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 5:43 pm

Ya know, I kinda' like Brian Setzer Orchestra's xmas music. It's big band/swing just slightly modernized. Reet on!
But then, I like Dean Martin... this year on the playa I ditched the bump bump and rocked Dino most of the time. I wonder if he did any up-tempo xmas music?

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:24 pm

Captain Goddammit wrote:Ya know, I kinda' like Brian Setzer Orchestra's xmas music. It's big band/swing just slightly modernized. Reet on!
But then, I like Dean Martin... this year on the playa I ditched the bump bump and rocked Dino most of the time. I wonder if he did any up-tempo xmas music?

anything from a Rat Pack member is the savior of all the rest of shit they pump out from the sewer of christianity!

When it gets to the fucking dogs barking, its time for ear plugs anytime I go near a store!

They even play that shit in stores own my Jews, Muslims and even india stores.

I should write another true story on the root of Xmas and that it was originally the Roman pagan Saturnalia during Xmas. it pissed off some christians so bad that year that they gave me some shit in town.

The Babel (Bible) is suppose to be about the true god, but its not about truth about God!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:33 pm

Apollonaris Zeus wrote:
Captain Goddammit wrote:Ya know, I kinda' like Brian Setzer Orchestra's xmas music. It's big band/swing just slightly modernized. Reet on!
But then, I like Dean Martin... this year on the playa I ditched the bump bump and rocked Dino most of the time. I wonder if he did any up-tempo xmas music?
anything from a Rat Pack member is the savior of all the rest of shit they pump out from the sewer of christianity!

When it gets to the fucking dogs barking, its time for ear plugs anytime I go near a store!

They even play that shit in stores own my Jews, Muslims and even india stores.

I should write another true story on the root of Xmas and that it was originally the Roman pagan Saturnalia during Xmas. it pissed off some christians so bad that year that they gave me some shit in town.

The Babel (Bible) is suppose to be about the true god, but its not about truth about God!

I would submit xmas is related/stolen from the pagan winter solstice celebrations........I'd like to think the Nordic Pagan ones, but, somewhere none the less......quite pre-Roman......

can't sit still · Post by **can't sit still** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:34 pm

Zeus, I'll help you get rid of that "do you hear what I hear" shit. Just start humming "Little Drummer Boy"

Now,,, wasn't that easy!!!

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:37 pm

seems to me that i hear fewer and fewer christian carols, and more secular ones, all the time. in any case, those played in the malls have subliminal "buy! buy! buy!" messages playing underneath them ... they work, too...

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:41 pm

come on over to the Bar, and, join us, those, "of the body" (star trek reference) and sing the Oscar Meyer Weiner song....OMW, that is......

*humming OMW as he walks out the door*......

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:41 am

Hey Captain, are you familiar with Trans Siberian Orchestra?

http://www.trans-siberian.com/index-main.php

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:47 am

Sail Man wrote:Hey Captain, are you familiar with Trans Siberian Orchestra?

http://www.trans-siberian.com/index-main.php

They so ROCK!

We saw them live last yr, missed it this yr due to conflicting event. But our Fire conclave is thinking of using a bit of it for our X-mas fire performance!

The TSO are pretty cool peeps too! They let our fireconclave go into the backstage pyrotechnics area, explained alot of the truely yummy functions....and is alot of the basic design of the Shiva Vista pyrotechnics out at Burningman.

WEEE~ Good shiet batman!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 10:25 am

You know Chili's still makes chili. It's in their menu, but you have to look for it.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 11:22 am

Rudolph`s ruddy nose and gay demeanor is an indication that he suffers from alcoholism, and is currently inebriated.
It may not be such a good idea for him to guide the sleigh tonight; and it`s no small wonder that the others have excluded him from their games.
Bad Rudolph.

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 2:19 pm

Sail Man wrote:Hey Captain, are you familiar with Trans Siberian Orchestra?

A TRans sexual orkestra from siberia

What's next?

xmax carols from conjointed twins?

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 2:24 pm

ygmir wrote:
Apollonaris Zeus wrote:
Captain Goddammit wrote:Ya know, I kinda' like Brian Setzer Orchestra's xmas music. It's big band/swing just slightly modernized. Reet on!
But then, I like Dean Martin... this year on the playa I ditched the bump bump and rocked Dino most of the time. I wonder if he did any up-tempo xmas music?
anything from a Rat Pack member is the savior of all the rest of shit they pump out from the sewer of christianity!

When it gets to the fucking dogs barking, its time for ear plugs anytime I go near a store!

They even play that shit in stores own my Jews, Muslims and even india stores.

I should write another true story on the root of Xmas and that it was originally the Roman pagan Saturnalia during Xmas. it pissed off some christians so bad that year that they gave me some shit in town.

The Babel (Bible) is suppose to be about the true god, but its not about truth about God!
I would submit xmas is related/stolen from the pagan winter solstice celebrations........I'd like to think the Nordic Pagan ones, but, somewhere none the less......quite pre-Roman......

The shortest day of the year was noted by most groups of people. But it really is the Saturnalia that the early christians took over. The day of Gift giving is the same, the 25th!

Look it up

AND

Happy Turkey Day Everyone!

This is a holiday everyone except a bulimic would love- eat like a pig!

AIIZ

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:35 pm

Apollonaris Zeus wrote:
Sail Man wrote:Hey Captain, are you familiar with Trans Siberian Orchestra?

A TRans sexual orkestra from siberia

What's next?

xmax carols from conjointed twins?

Well, if they're hot

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 4:10 pm

Shit, yea.... I can't wait to hear about Grandma gettin all fucked up by the stampeed led by the "Red-Nosed One"............

Damn, even after all that encoding, now that fuckin song is stuck in my head..............

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 6:01 pm

can't sit still wrote:Zeus, I'll help you get rid of that "do you hear what I hear" shit. Just start humming "Little Drummer Boy" :lol: Now,,, wasn't that easy!!!

What's up with the Drummer Boy thing?

I've never read anything about a drummer in the bible can you inform me and use where did this drumming thing from?

Buddy Rich?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 7:51 pm

John Henry Bonham............

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:56 pm

ygmir wrote:John Henry Bonham............

God rest his soul

I wonder if they're ever gonna make a dvd from that concert zep did last year in London.