Human Chow?

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:39 am

So they have "Puppy Chow" and "Monkey Chow", why not "Human Chow"? A crunchy, tasty treat with all the essential ingredients for a healthy humanoid diet.

Maybe barbeque-flavored granola with bits of real meat?

Your recipes are urgently required.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:00 pm

doritos,
bbq pork
mushroom
bacon
cheese
asparagus

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:04 pm

is this for the barbarian camp? something to munch with ale?

hmmmmmm .....

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:29 pm

Early days, little flower.

Are you offering yourself up as a treat to go with ale?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:35 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:Early days, little flower.

Are you offering yourself up as a treat to go with ale?

gets in chow line.........

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 1:11 pm

Hmmm, how about roasted goat quarters and a hearty stout

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:16 pm

Sail Man wrote:Hmmm, how about roasted goat quarters and a hearty stout

I'll be in line for that.

...And some moldy barley bread and a bit of "potable" water for the camp helpers...

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:20 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:
Sail Man wrote:Hmmm, how about roasted goat quarters and a hearty stout
I'll be in line for that.

...And some moldy barley bread and a bit of "potable" water for the camp helpers...

Oh, mustn't forget the wenches

mmm, lovely

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:54 pm

Sail Man wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:
Sail Man wrote:Hmmm, how about roasted goat quarters and a hearty stout
I'll be in line for that.

...And some moldy barley bread and a bit of "potable" water for the camp helpers...
Oh, mustn't forget the wenches

mmm, lovely

ringing lunch bell...........

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:33 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:Early days, little flower.

Are you offering yourself up as a treat to go with ale?

Dork · Post by **Dork** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:41 pm

Jamie from Mythbusters makes (or used to, at least) this stuff called 444 - 4 types of grain, 4 types of vegetable, and 4 types of fruit all liquified. There used to be a thread about it on the show's forum where he goes into more detail but it appears to be gone now. I seem to remember him saying he made it in big batches and adds a bottle of wine to act as a preservative. Then it all goes into ziplock bags and gets frozen. He thaws it out then drinks it straight out of a hole cut in the bag, much to the horror of those around him.

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:53 pm

Now there's SPAM with bacon in it....

...that's all. Okay, and maybe some water so you don't get cranky. no, on second thought, PBR has water IN it. Now, if you dissolved the SPAM in the PBR....it'd be better than Brawndo!

Glittering Clitoris · Post by **Glittering Clitoris** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 9:11 pm

new and improved Manwich

More man, less wich

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 9:23 pm

looking for my wheat bread sleeping bag............

GREENPENIS · Post by **GREENPENIS** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:07 pm

I think this is close enough.........

klondike_bar · Post by **klondike_bar** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:42 am

isnt a bag of trailmix [with bacon bits liberally sprinkeled in] sufficient?

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:32 am

klondike_bar wrote:isnt a bag of trailmix [with bacon bits liberally sprinkeled in] sufficient?

Too sweet. How about a generous helping of chili powder to boot?