Stop posting so much

Bounce530 · Post by **Bounce530** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 8:00 pm

Heres the waffles, pancakes, and bacon-

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Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 8:07 pm

Don't tell not to post and get your finger out of your nose damn it.

And that bunny's hips are to fat for Hefner

Post by **Elderberry** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 8:40 pm

Post by **Sham** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 5:22 am

mmmmmm, bunnies!

betrdanevr · Post by **betrdanevr** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 5:29 am

Damn! Did they have to leave the cute little FACES on them???

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:52 am

Box Burner wrote:
Sail Man wrote:
"Hi, my name is Sail Man, and I'm a poster.
Ahh... a new poster. where are my fucking thumb tacks?

I thought you were using them as pasties?

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:59 am

ygmir wrote:
Da Mule wrote:
Sail Man wrote:I am afraid to close my eyes anymore because I see Da Mule and ygmir together, doing strange, unholy things to each other. Posting helps take my mind off of it oops, dammit!"
umm....perhaps we should tell them the truth. I AM Ygmir. You haven't figured out yet that I'm his sock? So if we're doing anything with each other, it's just yg playing with himself AGAIN....
how could it be "again", more like "still"..........

hey, if you are me, then I am we........or, are you the Walrus?.......

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OMG!!! ygmir and da mule? 1 and the same?!! I'm.......stunned at the revelation....

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:18 pm

someone protesteth to much, methinks.............

for, were I Da Mule, I could not ride myself, through the desert, with out a name (as referenced long ago in the Bar)...........

hhhhmmmm. I wonder who...............

betrdanevr · Post by **betrdanevr** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:27 pm

I can name that tune in two notes.

(Yeah, I know. Substitute "mule." LOL)

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ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:30 pm

ding, ding, ding.........you, sir are a winner.........

and, darn it, people like you,and,you deserve to be............

(senatorial joke)

betrdanevr · Post by **betrdanevr** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 2:20 pm

. . . just for the benefit of some of the younguns who may never have heard the song.

(Like there are REALLY people who don't know who John Lennon is?

)

My candy-coated goodness is still intact, but I must admit, I just bought a can of spray polyurethane to take care of the occasional crack that starts.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 10:08 pm

betrdanevr wrote:. . . just for the benefit of some of the younguns who may never have heard the song.

(Like there are REALLY people who don't know who John Lennon is? )

My candy-coated goodness is still intact, but I must admit, I just bought a can of spray polyurethane to take care of the occasional crack that starts.

he is a ghost, but, was a good musician...........

watch the polyurethane and cracks.............

Post by **mdmf007** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 10:40 pm

Seriously - get off my page

betrdanevr · Post by **betrdanevr** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 11:05 pm

But I CAN'T get off your page and not fess up to my grievous error of saying that John Lennon is an IS, since John Lennon really is a WAS, which ygmir kindly pointed out!

SonOfUgly · Post by **SonOfUgly** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 11:18 pm

Post by **mdmf007** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 11:30 pm

Son of Uglys avatar looks like one of the cavemen from that Colin Farrel movie - 10000BC

SonOfUgly · Post by **SonOfUgly** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 11:45 pm

just my everyday-self there...have got the caveman thing b4

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sun Feb 08, 2009 12:14 am

Do you call Ugly Dougly "uncle" ?

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sun Feb 08, 2009 2:08 am

I just tried to say that while drunk and I think I hurt my tongue.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Feb 08, 2009 8:35 am

toy boat, toy boat, toy boat, toy boat, toy boat toy boat toy boat.........

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Sun Feb 08, 2009 8:41 am

When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles
and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles...
...they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle
bottle paddle battle.

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Sun Feb 08, 2009 1:25 pm

littleflower wrote:When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles
and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles...
...they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle
bottle paddle battle.

Yeah. What she said.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sun Feb 08, 2009 2:20 pm

mdmf007 wrote:Seriously - get off my page

mdmf007, there will be none of that talk young burner. Now I want you to march your behind right down to your fire hall, and un-roll and re-roll all of the hose 100 times, and that includes the LDH or you won't be getting any dessert with supper tonight.

And not a word out of you, or I will tell your father, so help me dog.

And stop pouting.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Feb 08, 2009 2:24 pm

I bet Artemis has a procedure to get his "Mind Right"..........

Post by **mdmf007** » Sun Feb 08, 2009 3:12 pm

Sail Man wrote:
mdmf007 wrote:Seriously - get off my page

mdmf007, there will be none of that talk young burner. Now I want you to march your behind right down to your fire hall, and un-roll and re-roll all of the hose 100 times, and that includes the LDH or you won't be getting any dessert with supper tonight.

And not a word out of you, or I will tell your father, so help me dog.

And stop pouting.

PSsssssssssssssssssaaaah thats a rookie bitch job. One of the other best ways to haze rookies is to make them stand in a row and brush their teeth by holding the brush still against the wall - very comical.

NOW GET OUT OF HERE AND DONT READ MY POSTS!

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sun Feb 08, 2009 3:19 pm

mdmf007 wrote:
Sail Man wrote:
mdmf007 wrote:Seriously - get off my page

mdmf007, there will be none of that talk young burner. Now I want you to march your behind right down to your fire hall, and un-roll and re-roll all of the hose 100 times, and that includes the LDH or you won't be getting any dessert with supper tonight.

And not a word out of you, or I will tell your father, so help me dog.

And stop pouting.

PSsssssssssssssssssaaaah thats a rookie bitch job. One of the other best ways to haze rookies is to make them stand in a row and brush their teeth by holding the brush still against the wall - very comical.

NOW GET OUT OF HERE AND DONT READ MY POSTS!

Neener Neener Neener!

Post by **mdmf007** » Sun Feb 08, 2009 3:30 pm

Im all caught up on the posts, no new yellow flags -

This means you have to stop posting to any of the threads for the love of god.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Feb 08, 2009 3:59 pm

are you referring to one person here, or, all in general?

Post by **Sham** » Sun Feb 08, 2009 6:18 pm

Out of all the threads I love, I think I love this one the best.
You are all a bunch of im-posters by the way!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Feb 08, 2009 6:25 pm

you post-ulate...............