Da Mule has been kidnapped by a one-legged prostitute !!!

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Post by penguin » Wed Mar 18, 2009 5:46 pm

Just in... it was recently learned that the local Jack in a Box security camera captured the rescue operation!

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(He looks much bigger in person, doesn't he?)

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Post by Da Mule » Thu Mar 19, 2009 7:19 am

Yeah, well, did anyone tell you that YG is actually 12 feet tall? Of course on his shoulders, I look a little smaller....

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Post by oneeyeddick » Thu Mar 19, 2009 9:04 am

Isn't that Kernul Killbuck on the far left leading the rescue operation ?
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Post by Da Mule » Thu Mar 19, 2009 9:45 am

Those guys are actually miles away. That's why it's not obvious how tall YG is.

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Post by Sail Man » Thu Mar 19, 2009 12:29 pm

Da Mule wrote:Those guys are actually miles away. That's why it's not obvious how tall YG is.
I here he's even taller laying down.

Not that I'd know anything about that, It's all second hand information (not to be confused with the saying it takes 2 hands to handle a whopper)

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Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Mar 19, 2009 4:21 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:Isn't that Kernul Killbuck on the far left leading the rescue operation ?
I think a little W.S. Gilbert is called for here.

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Post by ygmir » Thu Mar 19, 2009 8:18 pm

Sail Man wrote:
Da Mule wrote:Those guys are actually miles away. That's why it's not obvious how tall YG is.
I here he's even taller laying down.

Not that I'd know anything about that, It's all second hand information (not to be confused with the saying it takes 2 hands to handle a whopper)

:P
hey now. that's all privileged information, or, innuendo...........

funny, I thought, when carrying Mule, he had brought a baseball bat with him during the escape.............boy, was my back sweating.............
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Post by Bounce530 » Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:49 pm

This is going to be one of those "useless without pix" reply but...
I am closing in on finding the one legged hooker, I have her tracked down to a small town in northern California. This is because yesterday I was driving behind a small white import sedan that had a window sticker that read: "Got Mule?" We will find her and make her pay for the things she did to you, well, unless you enjoyed it....

(I really did try to get a pic of said sticker, but my crappy little cell phone camera couldn't zoom in close enough while driving on the hiway)
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Post by Da Mule » Fri Mar 27, 2009 4:01 pm

THAT'S HER!!!

I wonder how she got all the way from Rochester to there? I did tell her that my friends from Northern California would come to save me one day...

Ha! My plan of obfuscation worked.

*tries to rub two front hooves together and laugh slyly, but ends up falling over*

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Post by ygmir » Fri Mar 27, 2009 8:48 pm

Bounce530 wrote:This is going to be one of those "useless without pix" reply but...
I am closing in on finding the one legged hooker, I have her tracked down to a small town in northern California. This is because yesterday I was driving behind a small white import sedan that had a window sticker that read: "Got Mule?" We will find her and make her pay for the things she did to you, well, unless you enjoyed it....

(I really did try to get a pic of said sticker, but my crappy little cell phone camera couldn't zoom in close enough while driving on the hiway)
I think I've seen that same sticker, and, I'm not that far from you.............

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Post by Da Mule » Thu Sep 30, 2010 10:22 am

Who the FUCK LET the HOOKERS OUT?????!!!!!

I blame that flamingMoose!

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Post by Fire_Moose » Thu Sep 30, 2010 11:05 am

If ANY of you touch ONE HAIR on my one legged hooker's head I shall have you all excommunicated from the playa!
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Post by Sail Man » Thu Sep 30, 2010 3:07 pm

Fire_Moose wrote:If ANY of you touch ONE HAIR on my one legged hooker's head I shall have you all excommunicated from the playa!
OopS! :roll:

Hey Fire-Moose, wanna sniff my finger? :lol:
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Post by K-mom » Thu Sep 30, 2010 10:26 pm

Here's an update with a recent picture of the PegLeg Hooker and the Flaming Moose!

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She thought she could fool us by changing her hair color and getting wasted during chocolate moose sex, but now we've got a name! Apparently she's some kind of actress ... must be porn
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Post by ygmir » Fri Oct 01, 2010 5:49 am

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Post by Fire_Moose » Fri Oct 01, 2010 7:29 am

Phew! My missing one leged hooker is safe
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Post by Da Mule » Thu Oct 07, 2010 2:53 pm

bit of a cutie there....but one wonders is it a 3 legged mule OR a mule without one leg? Inquiring minds want to know!

PS: You, dear Mr. Moose can have that one-legged bitch. Just remember:

cute little moose:
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Post by oneeyeddick » Thu Oct 07, 2010 5:40 pm

this gooeyduck has a bigger dick than the Moose !!

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Post by Fire_Moose » Fri Oct 08, 2010 8:36 am

Robot moose needs no dick.


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Post by ygmir » Fri Sep 30, 2011 8:04 am

bump, because, some of us are wondering............and concerned.
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Post by pinemom » Fri Sep 30, 2011 10:15 am

Rumor has it that Da Mule knocked up some Neopolitan Mastiff, back east...Prolly cant afford the web anymore, as they usually have 20+ pups!

Ya that Horrible Halloween costume party, That Bitch was in heat and dressed up like a SparklePony....Wont Da Mule EVER learn!
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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Sep 30, 2011 1:43 pm

Neopolitan mastiffs are the brown, white and pink ones, aren't they?
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Post by pinemom » Fri Sep 30, 2011 1:50 pm

GAAAAFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Post by oneeyeddick » Fri Sep 30, 2011 5:17 pm

Bad news folks.

It appears that DaMule has not payed for any of the child support for those 22 Neopolitin Mastiff/Mule hybrids.

this is a SERIOUS offense in the state of Florida.

Here is some fresh footage of DaMule being deported back to Cuba.

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Post by hookahdude » Fri Sep 30, 2011 5:22 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:Bad news folks.

It appears that DaMule has not payed for any of the child support for those 22 Neopolitin Mastiff/Mule hybrids.

this is a SERIOUS offense in the state of Florida.

Here is some fresh footage of DaMule being deported back to Cuba.

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....um....

Shouldn't this be under WTF? lol
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Post by ygmir » Fri Sep 30, 2011 7:15 pm

we may need to launch another rescue mission..........gotta find where they're keeping Da Mule......
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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:34 pm

We may need to ascertain that's where he is.
Rumor in the dive bars is that he's been snatched by Tom Waits who's low on inspiration.
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Post by ygmir » Sat Oct 01, 2011 8:24 am

theCryptofishist wrote:We may need to ascertain that's where he is.
Rumor in the dive bars is that he's been snatched by Tom Waits who's low on inspiration.
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egad!!! Tom Waits has snatched DA Mule!!! looking for a funny anagram there.......
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Post by Sail Man » Sun Oct 02, 2011 1:23 pm

OMG!!! I was just sent this picture in the mail!

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They are demanding, OMG I cannot believe this, the horror! **shudder** that all of the radio stations in the US begin playing, jeezus, I think I'm gonna throw up.....

All Barry Manilow, ALL THE TIME! Or else they will ship Da Mule to the White House to replace the First Lady. :shock:



Hope Da Mule likes the new digs :mrgreen:
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Post by Da Mule » Fri Sep 27, 2013 8:00 pm

the one legged prostitute played Tom Waits 24 hours

and she was obsessed with saran wrap

putting it in a bucket, lowering it down once a week

"it puts the saran wrap all over"

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