Da Mule has been kidnapped by a one-legged prostitute !!!

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Post by betrdanevr » Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:05 pm

This guy was outside my door and has volunteered to help you in communications. He said, "Gotta save Da Mule!"

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Post by ygmir » Thu Feb 26, 2009 5:20 am

brilliant Betrdanevr:

another member of the rescue, and, very necessary...........hooray.

I think we're almost ready..........a couple more members, would be nice, but........we'll go when we must...........

*the crowd begins to chant: "Save DA MULE, SAVE DA MULE"*..........to a calypso beat............
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Post by Monkeypoo » Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:09 am

I'm here to do my part in the rescue...

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Post by ygmir » Thu Feb 26, 2009 5:02 pm

Ok Troops,
it's on................lets go get 'im..........and bring him back.

"Company...............hhhhhhhhhhhoooooo" (in John Wayne voice)



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run, Toto, run, go tell the Wizard, we're going to get Da Mule......

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Post by ygmir » Thu Feb 26, 2009 5:20 pm

*sends encrpted message, via carrier bat " be ready Mule, we're coming"*


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Post by penguin » Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:24 pm

Are we certain he WANTS to be rescued? :twisted:

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Post by ygmir » Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:29 pm

I beleive he sent a message, I think to Artemis...............a cry for help as such...........
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Post by betrdanevr » Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:30 pm

Hadn't thought of that! You don't suppose that brazen woman has been going down in that hole, do you???? :shock:

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Post by ygmir » Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:32 pm

would he have sent a messag via carrier pigeon to Artemis if she were?..........
jeeze......................
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Post by betrdanevr » Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:38 pm

Sorry, ygmir! We were posting at the same time!

I feel much better knowing that Da Mule has contacted Artemis and wants to get the hell outa there~

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Post by ygmir » Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:43 pm

yes, we ride a midnight.......dark ops.................

be ready, make peace with your Dog, and, bring bacon...............

Hopefully, the next time we hear from Mule, he'll be free............
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Post by penguin » Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:44 pm

Of course I'll help -- I'm just the suspicious type -- it concerns me that this might be some sort of trap -- ONEeyeddick alerts us that a ONEleggedprostitute has kiddnapped DaMule -- they might be cohorts since they have the same first name!

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Post by ygmir » Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:49 pm

true, but...........

Dick is a great thinker, he at least has a place to keep his brain.

Da Mule has sent multiple messages, secreted out via carrier pigeon to Artemis, a person beyond reproach

the pictures are certainly pitiful, and, don't seem doctored.

With the same first names, they may be twins from different mothers............

nevertheless..............we're riding at midnight..........Join the quest, if you dare............
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Post by penguin » Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:55 pm

ygmir wrote:nevertheless..............we're riding at midnight..........Join the quest, if you dare............
Locked and Loaded Captain...

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Post by littleflower » Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:14 pm

'copter one to general yg:

darkness is certainly helpful, sir ... but what about the noise? helicopters at midnight have a way of waking an entire neighborhood ... it might get messier than expected ... over ...

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Post by ygmir » Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:15 pm

then , well met, and, welcome, comrade........

join our hearty band, as, we quest to save Da Mule............

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Post by ygmir » Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:17 pm

fear not, C1, well be in stealth mode, just like the black helicopters that are always hovering near my house................can you hear the ones near yours?
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Post by littleflower » Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:24 pm

are you kidding???

one day there were about a million helicopters flying around, at 4 am ... i finally got up to see what was going on ... and there was a restaurant burning several blocks away. every single TV station had their helicopter flying around to get "exclusive" footage. they woke up thousands of people for a few bits of film that nobody was watching.... hooray for the media.

so yes, i think it'll wake up the one-legged prostitute's friends! or do we have quieter helicopters than the news guys? hmmmmm ......

do you really have helicopters hovering over your house? what are they looking for? heee.... you have a hot mule in a ditch, perhaps?

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Post by ygmir » Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:18 pm

refer to the "We'll be in stealth mode" part of the above post...........
yes, they'll be quiet.........

and, I don't know why they'd always be circling and hovering over my house,..........

don't they do that to everyone?.............I'd think so...........
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Post by Sail Man » Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:13 pm

Hurry Everybody!! My Ambulance is closing in on Da Mule!! I need help!!!

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Post by ygmir » Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:16 pm

we're on final checklist of equipment, fueling, preparing for midnight run............

can you hold? ......over..............
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Post by oneeyeddick » Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:28 pm

I've got all the supplies on my cart.........oh shit.........uh oh..........

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Post by ygmir » Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:30 pm

the guy in the pic is looking at the mules pee pee
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Post by oneeyeddick » Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:36 pm

betrdanevr wrote:Hadn't thought of that! You don't suppose that brazen woman has been going down in that hole, do you???? :shock:

I recived some recent intelligence reports regarding the property where they are holding him hostage.

It doesn't look good..........

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Post by ygmir » Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:39 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:
betrdanevr wrote:Hadn't thought of that! You don't suppose that brazen woman has been going down in that hole, do you???? :shock:

I recived some recent intelligence reports regarding the property where they are holding him hostage.

It doesn't look good..........

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that may be a matter of opinion.......

but, he has asked, nay, begged, to be rescued, we must rally to him.........

"FOR, DA MULE!!!"
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Post by ygmir » Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:43 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:
betrdanevr wrote:Hadn't thought of that! You don't suppose that brazen woman has been going down in that hole, do you???? :shock:

I recived some recent intelligence reports regarding the property where they are holding him hostage.

It doesn't look good..........

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that may be a matter of opinion.......

but, he has asked, nay, begged, to be rescued, we must rally to him.........

"FOR, DA MULE!!!"
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Post by ygmir » Fri Feb 27, 2009 7:11 pm

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Troops........

you have all performed with bravery and distinction......
the rescue of Da Mule, was, in understated terms: Remarkable.
through rain, and sleet , and gloom of night.......*scratch that, wrong department*

while fighting through adverse conditions, and, diabolical, if not gimpy, enemy, you were able, with precision and skill, to extract Da Mule......and bring him back safely..

Congratulations!!!

A grateful Eplaya, if not the nation, nay, the world, thank you.

now,
if you choose, off to the bar for refreshments.......
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Post by Monkeypoo » Sun Mar 01, 2009 12:18 am

penguin wrote:Are we certain he WANTS to be rescued? :twisted:

Something to consider... Maybe he is happy right where he is at.

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Post by ygmir » Sun Mar 01, 2009 6:45 am

Mule is now safe and resting comfortably, but, nice pic anyway, Monkeypoo.........I hope it doesn't dredge up any PTSD issues if and when he sees it.....we don't really know what went on in his time in captivity.......
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Post by oneeyeddick » Sun Mar 01, 2009 9:56 am

I am so glad he is back,
we have been having a hell of a time plowing and planting our seeds without him.

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