Favorite Bumper Stickers

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sat Jul 03, 2010 9:21 pm

USA
GET OUT
of Oakland.

FaeTora · Post by **FaeTora** » Sat Jul 03, 2010 9:41 pm

"I'm reloading." (I live in Texas)

"Thinking: Its not for everyone."

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sun Jul 04, 2010 4:05 am

Saw this on a car at Lakes of Fire:

FaeTora · Post by **FaeTora** » Sun Jul 04, 2010 6:44 am

I see this alot.

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Fri Jul 23, 2010 9:49 pm

Save a cow.
Eat a vegaterian.

I did'nt quite get it

geospyder · Post by **geospyder** » Fri Jul 23, 2010 10:23 pm

Thecatman wrote:Save a cow.
Eat a vegaterian.

I did'nt quite get it

Along the same lines as "Save a tree, eat a beaver."

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Sat Jul 24, 2010 8:17 am

geospyder wrote:
Thecatman wrote:Save a cow.
Eat a vegaterian.

I did'nt quite get it
Along the same lines as "Save a tree, eat a beaver."

But spydy,,,, that makes sense!

MisaBlue · Post by **MisaBlue** » Sat Jul 24, 2010 10:08 am

geospyder wrote:
Thecatman wrote:Save a cow.
Eat a vegaterian.

I did'nt quite get it
Along the same lines as "Save a tree, eat a beaver."

My brother got grade A for that beaver joke in biology in school...his biology teachers name was Beaver...

geospyder · Post by **geospyder** » Sat Jul 24, 2010 10:40 am

There is a geocache hidden about five miles away titled Beaver Country. The description is "Watch your footing. It's along the Truckee River. We got the name from the nearby beaver houses." Most people make some sort of comment like "We didn't see any beavers or beaver dams." What they missed is the local brothel they passed to and from the cache.

Frankenstipe · Post by **Frankenstipe** » Tue Jul 27, 2010 9:07 am

I really want to make like 1000 bumper stickers that say "I Brake For No Reason" or "I Can't Drive Worth Shit" and just stick them on every car I see. I swear nobody knows how to drive in this country. :roll:

FaeTora · Post by **FaeTora** » Tue Jul 27, 2010 9:14 am

I won't do that. Some people ::coughs me:: would hunt you down if you put a bumper sticker on their car. She may not be a beauty but if anyone is going to deface her, its going to be me.

Mojojita · Post by **Mojojita** » Tue Jul 27, 2010 11:21 am

FaeTora wrote:I won't do that. Some people ::coughs me:: would hunt you down if you put a bumper sticker on their car. She may not be a beauty but if anyone is going to deface her, its going to be me.

Oh yeah - I tend to get more than snippy if anyone even puts a paper under my windshield wiper.

FaeTora · Post by **FaeTora** » Tue Jul 27, 2010 11:23 am

Mojojita wrote:
FaeTora wrote:I won't do that. Some people ::coughs me:: would hunt you down if you put a bumper sticker on their car. She may not be a beauty but if anyone is going to deface her, its going to be me.
Oh yeah - I tend to get more than snippy if anyone even puts a paper under my windshield wiper.

When that happens to me, I feel like someone has said "Here. Throw this away for me."

capjbadger · Post by **capjbadger** » Tue Jul 27, 2010 3:37 pm

Frankenstipe wrote:I really want to make like 1000 bumper stickers that say "I Brake For No Reason" or "I Can't Drive Worth Shit" and just stick them on every car I see. I swear nobody knows how to drive in this country.

I'd just return the favor with one that says "My Pitbull ate your Honor Student"...

Too soon?

-Badger

ohCarie · Post by **ohCarie** » Tue Jul 27, 2010 10:27 pm

My all time favorite:

Don't Trash the Earth,
It's Not Uranus.

Also great:

Science flies you to the moon,
Religion flies you into buildings.

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Mon Aug 16, 2010 2:28 pm

I'm in Prehab.

and

You think you've got it bad? I Work agianst my will for a Texan Village idiot.
{What mad it so funny; Written in arabic on the Back of a Hummvee in Kaladar prov. Afganastan.}

Zona_the_stona · Post by **Zona_the_stona** » Mon Aug 16, 2010 2:46 pm

"My vacation is your worst nightmare"

I saw this on an RV a few years ago. It was the www.playatech.com guy and his family. very cool.

David M · Post by **David M** » Mon Aug 16, 2010 5:33 pm

Frankenstipe wrote:I really want to make like 1000 bumper stickers that say "I Brake For No Reason" or "I Can't Drive Worth Shit" and just stick them on every car I see. I swear nobody knows how to drive in this country.

Don't confuse Arcata with the rest of the country. I am an HSU alum and was shocked at how badly people drove in that town.

4-way stops = confusion and chaos

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Mon Aug 16, 2010 5:38 pm

David M wrote: Don't confuse Arcata with the rest of the country. I am an HSU alum and was shocked at how badly people drove in that town.

4-way stops = confusion and chaos

I live in Cupertino. You have NO idea.

Man, if you have never been behind a 70yo guy who didn't learn to drive until he was 50 ... you haven't lived.

geospyder · Post by **geospyder** » Mon Aug 16, 2010 8:00 pm

Saw this over the weekend "Homicide Division - Our day begins when your day ends."

FaeTora · Post by **FaeTora** » Mon Aug 16, 2010 8:01 pm

Geo- at least its truth in advertising.

ohCarie · Post by **ohCarie** » Tue Aug 17, 2010 11:21 pm

I saw yesterday:

VERMONT
What happens here stays here,
but nothing ever really happens.

Mosin · Post by **Mosin** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 12:29 am

Don't pray in my school and I won't think in your church.

http://www.northernsun.com/n/s/5481.html

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 12:45 am

Watch Out For the Idiot Behind Me!

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 12:48 am

We have a great one:
Bad Mormon - no planet!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 7:19 am

Ranger Genius wrote:We have a great one:
Bad Mormon - no planet!

*wiping coffee off screen*

firepoet · Post by **firepoet** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 10:47 pm

What's Not a Miracle

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Sun Sep 19, 2010 7:03 pm

I recently saw these and liked them. I hope they don't offend anyone.

HARRY REID.
THE BEST FRIEND
an ILLEGAL ALIEN HAS.

also

BRING BACK THE ROTARY PHONE!
SO I DON'T HAVE TO PRESS ONE
FOR ENGLISH!

.

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Sun Sep 19, 2010 7:19 pm

geekster wrote:
David M wrote: Don't confuse Arcata with the rest of the country. I am an HSU alum and was shocked at how badly people drove in that town.

4-way stops = confusion and chaos
I live in Cupertino. You have NO idea.

Man, if you have never been behind a 70yo guy who didn't learn to drive until he was 50 ... you haven't lived.

yes, I avoid the Target parking lot on the weekends.

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 10:57 am

Seen in Flagstaff on my way home from the burn...

I Brake for Hallucinations.