Favorite Bumper Stickers
- Trishntek
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But spydy,,,, that makes sense!geospyder wrote:Along the same lines as "Save a tree, eat a beaver."Thecatman wrote:Save a cow.
Eat a vegaterian.![]()
I did'nt quite get it
RETROFROLIC, the place of Pink, Pain and Pleasure!
http://www.retrofrolic.com
Some call me Tnt,,,, works for me!
http://www.retrofrolic.com
Some call me Tnt,,,, works for me!
- geospyder
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There is a geocache hidden about five miles away titled Beaver Country. The description is "Watch your footing. It's along the Truckee River. We got the name from the nearby beaver houses." Most people make some sort of comment like "We didn't see any beavers or beaver dams." What they missed is the local brothel they passed to and from the cache.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.
- Frankenstipe
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When that happens to me, I feel like someone has said "Here. Throw this away for me."Mojojita wrote:Oh yeah - I tend to get more than snippy if anyone even puts a paper under my windshield wiper.FaeTora wrote:I won't do that. Some people ::coughs me:: would hunt you down if you put a bumper sticker on their car. She may not be a beauty but if anyone is going to deface her, its going to be me.
We break to remind us how to mend.
- capjbadger
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I'd just return the favor with one that says "My Pitbull ate your Honor Student"...Frankenstipe wrote:I really want to make like 1000 bumper stickers that say "I Brake For No Reason" or "I Can't Drive Worth Shit" and just stick them on every car I see. I swear nobody knows how to drive in this country.
Too soon?

-Badger
Arrrggg!! Avast ye fucking fluffy bunny shirtcockers! Haul your drunken hairy fat ass out of our sight or prepare to receive a hot buttered hedgehog fired up your aft quarters!
Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger don't give a shit!
Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger don't give a shit!
- knowmad
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12 BWS BDV/DPB - Location: Puget Sound
I'm in Prehab.
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You think you've got it bad? I Work agianst my will for a Texan Village idiot.
{What mad it so funny; Written in arabic on the Back of a Hummvee in Kaladar prov. Afganastan.}
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You think you've got it bad? I Work agianst my will for a Texan Village idiot.
{What mad it so funny; Written in arabic on the Back of a Hummvee in Kaladar prov. Afganastan.}
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Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri

Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri
- Zona_the_stona
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"My vacation is your worst nightmare"
I saw this on an RV a few years ago. It was the www.playatech.com guy and his family. very cool.
I saw this on an RV a few years ago. It was the www.playatech.com guy and his family. very cool.
Don't confuse Arcata with the rest of the country. I am an HSU alum and was shocked at how badly people drove in that town.Frankenstipe wrote:I really want to make like 1000 bumper stickers that say "I Brake For No Reason" or "I Can't Drive Worth Shit" and just stick them on every car I see. I swear nobody knows how to drive in this country.
4-way stops = confusion and chaos
- geekster
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I live in Cupertino. You have NO idea.David M wrote: Don't confuse Arcata with the rest of the country. I am an HSU alum and was shocked at how badly people drove in that town.
4-way stops = confusion and chaos
Man, if you have never been behind a 70yo guy who didn't learn to drive until he was 50 ... you haven't lived.
Pabst Blue Ribbon - The beer that made Gerlach famous.
- Ranger Genius
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What's Not a Miracle
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I recently saw these and liked them. I hope they don't offend anyone.
HARRY REID.
THE BEST FRIEND
an ILLEGAL ALIEN HAS.
also
BRING BACK THE ROTARY PHONE!
SO I DON'T HAVE TO PRESS ONE
FOR ENGLISH!
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HARRY REID.
THE BEST FRIEND
an ILLEGAL ALIEN HAS.
also
BRING BACK THE ROTARY PHONE!
SO I DON'T HAVE TO PRESS ONE
FOR ENGLISH!
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My cats are cuter than your grandkids!
"Government is not the solution to our problems, government is the problem." Ronald Reagan
"Government is not the solution to our problems, government is the problem." Ronald Reagan
- Elorrum
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yes, I avoid the Target parking lot on the weekends.geekster wrote:I live in Cupertino. You have NO idea.David M wrote: Don't confuse Arcata with the rest of the country. I am an HSU alum and was shocked at how badly people drove in that town.
4-way stops = confusion and chaos
Man, if you have never been behind a 70yo guy who didn't learn to drive until he was 50 ... you haven't lived.
- Fire_Moose
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