Another parody...

[Monkeypoo]

~ to the tune of "I Walk The Line" by the king Johnny Cash

I keep a close watch on this burner land
I look for trash all over - it's my plan.
I pick up MOOP up all day and through the night
Because you MOOPed, Yer ass is MINE...

I find it very, very easy to NOT MOOP
I find myself all sad when I see MOOP
Yes, I'll admit I'm a fool for all the MOOP
Because you MOOPed, Yer ass is mine!!!!

As sure as we will burn until morn' light
I watch your moves both day and through the night
And when you leave no trace, makes my heart so proud
But if you MOOP, Yer ass is mine!!!!

When you pack up and pack out, I scream loud
I wanna hug you all over ~~ oh-so PROUD
For you I know that I've done my job so well
But if you MOOP...YOU'LL GO TO HELL !!!!!!!!!!!



Disclaimer: Monkeypoo doesn't believe in hell. She's a pagan.

She believes in Karma. If you MOOP, bad things will happen to you.

[Monkeypoo]

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THROW MOOP AWAY

~ to the tune "Not Fade Away" by the Grateful Dead ~

I'm gonna tell you how it's gonna be!
You're gonna pick up MOOP with me!
It'll make us happy - all night and day
Well MOOP is trash; throw it all away
Well MOOP is trash; throw it all away

Our MOOP’s heavy in this Hefty sack
Any more trash will break my back
Your hate for MOOP has got to be real
For you to know just how I feel
MOOP is trash; throw it all away
Well MOOP is trash; throw it all away

I'm gonna tell you how it's gonna be
You're gonna pick up MOOP with me
Make my heart happy; throw it away
Well MOOP is trash; throw it all away
Well MOOP is trash; throw it all away
Well MOOP is trash; throw it all away

MOOP, MOOP is trash; throw it all away
Throw it all away
Throw it all away

[Monkeypoo]

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(a song to inspire folks to volunteer for Greeter shifts at Burning Man and other events)

WE'LL SPANK YOU HAPPY ~ to the tune of "C'mon Get Happy" by the Partridge Family ~

Welcome Home!
Show your ass and we’ll spank you!
C'mon get happy!
A whole lotta greetin’ is what we'll be doin'
We'll spank you happy!

Miss Kitten said I could spank your ass silly
Then give your ass a rubbin’,
Then it’s time to move on!
Somethin' always happens whenever I'm a-greetin’
I get a happy feelin' when I'm snappin’ yer thong!

Greeters, that's us!
Here’s our song that we're singin',
C'mon get happy!
A whole lotta greetin’ is what we'll be doin’,
We'll spank you happy!!
We'll spank you happy!!
We'll spank you happy!!!!!!