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Playa Pick Up Lines - Best and Worst

Post by BlackRockCowboy » Fri May 01, 2009 9:03 am

I searched and found an old thread from 2004, but what I want to do is see if there are any actual pick up lines that you have heard or used. Also, any suggestions on what will and will not work while on the Playa.

For example:

Heard: "Do you want to see my bacon?"
Used: "I have a BM cherry that needs popped!"
Will work: "I have A/C and a hot shower in my RV!"
Won't work: "Isn't shirtcocking supposed to involve a cock?"

Keep in mind, I am a virgin so these are just examples. However, from what I have seen on here so far, I am sure Bacon has been used to try to pick up at some point in the history of BM.

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Post by chiefdanfox » Fri May 01, 2009 9:38 am

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Post by BettyBurns » Fri May 01, 2009 10:48 am

We met on "opening night" in 2008, he was wearing a funked-out Uncle Sam costume, I was just there to be crazy and greet people (ended up doing the all-night greeter shift). He asked me if I would be his American Dream!

I then told him I am a lesbian... he didn't seem to mind. I then said my girlfriend is right over there... he was unfazed. We were good friends after that. :)

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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri May 01, 2009 11:24 am

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Post by pinemom » Fri May 01, 2009 11:29 am

"Thats what he said"

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Post by mdmf007 » Fri May 01, 2009 1:03 pm

Me to hot girl at petting zoo "you have any German in you?"

"No, i am Irish" was her reply.

"Want some German in you?" I asked.

lol

yup.

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Post by lemur » Fri May 01, 2009 2:18 pm

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Post by Simon of the Playa » Fri May 01, 2009 2:26 pm

"YOU, -----------(fill in with your choice of compliment), look like you need a nice, HOT shower and your own private toidy."*


NOTE * this will generally only work on those without an RV.


this one works too...

"Hi, my name's serge and i just flew in"


and BOY, are my arms tired...
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Post by Da Mule » Fri May 01, 2009 2:29 pm

Nice Ass! 8)

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Post by Boijoy » Fri May 01, 2009 2:34 pm

Can I buy you a drink?? :)
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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Fri May 01, 2009 2:53 pm

mdmf007 wrote:Me to hot girl at petting zoo "you have any German in you?"

"No, i am Irish" was her reply.

"Want some German in you?" I asked.

lol

yup.
that's an old one. It works better if you say, "do you have a little german in you"

Your next reply to her will be, "would you like a little german in you!"

as in the "little" german guy in your pants!

I would use, "this has got to be the best ever BM that I've even been to, and I've been to many!" Works best with BM virgins!

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Fri May 01, 2009 3:35 pm

Happy Burningman!

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Post by Monkeypoo » Sun May 03, 2009 4:00 pm

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Post by Simon of the Playa » Mon May 04, 2009 5:02 am

this one works on the community college girls...

"I'm over 21, i own my own car, and i dont live with my mom"

yeah, some of you are hot and bothered already, are'nt you.
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Post by cutmeoffandcallmeshorty » Mon May 04, 2009 11:41 am

My personal favorite.
" I guess a Fuck is out of the question"

Or , The group of forty something hotties to the shirtcocker oogleing them.
"Hey look, It kinda looks like a Penis, But only smaller"

And, "You look like you need a nice hot shower and a good old fashion toe sucking. " Works every time.....
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Post by Lorgasm » Mon May 04, 2009 2:42 pm

"Can you help me find my puppy?"

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Re: Playa Pick Up Lines - Best and Worst

Post by madmatt » Mon May 04, 2009 6:59 pm

BlackRockCowboy wrote:I searched and found an old thread from 2004, but what I want to do is see if there are any actual pick up lines that you have heard or used. Also, any suggestions on what will and will not work while on the Playa.

For example:

Heard: "Do you want to see my bacon?"
Used: "I have a BM cherry that needs popped!"
Will work: "I have A/C and a hot shower in my RV!"
Won't work: "Isn't shirtcocking supposed to involve a cock?"

Keep in mind, I am a virgin so these are just examples. However, from what I have seen on here so far, I am sure Bacon has been used to try to pick up at some point in the history of BM.

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Worst: "Is that a glow stick up your ass or are you just happy to see me?" (because it might work)

Best: I've just showered.

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Post by AntiM » Mon May 04, 2009 8:18 pm

"I prefer older, more experienced ladies. And you have curves in all the right places, not like the skinny girls."

Grrrrrrrrrrrrr. It did not work on me. Only MyLarry works on me.

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Tue May 05, 2009 9:01 am

"Show me your installation piece and I'll show you my performance art."

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Post by Monkeypoo » Wed May 06, 2009 12:13 am

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Post by flatlander13 » Sun May 10, 2009 7:15 pm

Worst.....Hi, I'm Larry Harvey.....why don't you fuck me.


Best.....(Naked girl walks into our camp and sits down on the couch and says) "I could really use a good fisting.

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Mon May 11, 2009 10:54 am

Damn if you don't look like some burnable art.

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Post by tisha2 » Mon May 11, 2009 12:35 pm

works: "Wanna go lay down?"

doesn't work: "so i'm looking for someone who will let me hurt them, i mean really hurt them, while we have sex...?"

actually got that one. yah. good luck with that.

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Post by MozyBonz » Mon May 11, 2009 1:22 pm

tisha2 wrote:works: "Wanna go lay down?"

doesn't work: "so i'm looking for someone who will let me hurt them, i mean really hurt them, while we have sex...?"

actually got that one. yah. good luck with that.

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Post by dr.placebo » Mon May 11, 2009 1:36 pm

Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!
I have no idea if it works.

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Post by mdmf007 » Mon May 11, 2009 2:16 pm

Run up to someone looking over your shoulder and say
"Quick - you have to help me hide my penis, they are looking for it"

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Post by AntiM » Mon May 11, 2009 2:25 pm

mdmf007 wrote:Run up to someone looking over your shoulder and say
"Quick - you have to help me hide my penis, they are looking for it"
... and they say romance is dead.

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Mon May 11, 2009 2:27 pm

So we might as well cut through the bullshit and make sweet playa love!

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Post by oneeyeddick » Mon May 11, 2009 5:59 pm

mdmf007 wrote:Run up to someone looking over your shoulder and say
"Quick - you have to help me hide my penis, they are looking for it"
That could mean something totally different, coming from me.
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.

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Post by MozyBonz » Mon May 11, 2009 6:22 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:
mdmf007 wrote:Run up to someone looking over your shoulder and say
"Quick - you have to help me hide my penis, they are looking for it"
That could mean something totally different, coming from me.

Clearly it would be in relationship to a horrible mix up between the flame effect and the water effect on your mutant vehicle.

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