Predictions...

H.G.Crosby · Post by **H.G.Crosby** » Sun Jul 26, 2009 7:59 am

The Buffalo Bills will FINALLY win the fucking Super Bowl.

redemption at last...

if i we're you, i'd place a bet now with your favorite bookie, i imagine the odds are astronomical at this point.

and besides, it's only one-ply.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sun Jul 26, 2009 9:20 am

It will rain this winter.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Jul 26, 2009 9:57 am

I will move to Ukiah/Potter Valley and..

1. eventually become a pot farmer
2. join a hippie commune (if I can find one)
3. be swept away by some handsome old hippie mountain man, never to be seen again

SilverOrange · Post by **SilverOrange** » Sun Jul 26, 2009 10:06 am

Monkeypoo wrote:I will move to Ukiah/Potter Valley and..

1. eventually become a pot farmer

I predict that you will get ripped off. It's not a question of if, but when, because it happens to pretty much everyone up there at one point or another. Speaking openly about it will increase the odds and frequency of it happening greatly. Just a little advice from someone who spent a long time living in Mendo.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Jul 26, 2009 10:10 am

so what's oregon? Chopped liver?

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sun Jul 26, 2009 10:13 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:so what's oregon? Chopped liver?

More like the cracker to Washington's pate

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Sun Jul 26, 2009 10:14 am

I Predict that Simon will have his best time ever on the Playa..

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Sun Jul 26, 2009 10:16 am

Sail Man wrote:
Simon of the Playa wrote:so what's oregon? Chopped liver?
More like the cracker to Washington's pate

that can mean two very different things if you swap the french for olde english ...

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sun Jul 26, 2009 11:09 am

I predict that the air around my head is going to get smokey.

Then I will eat some food.

afterwards, hopefully, time will allow me some time for a nap.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Sun Jul 26, 2009 11:13 am

OneEyedDick;

That's not a prediction - that's what happens every day!

I predict OED will now blush.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sun Jul 26, 2009 11:16 am

I seriously doubt than anything can make me blush

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Sun Jul 26, 2009 11:54 am

I should have predicted that OED will respond within 5 minutes!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jul 26, 2009 12:16 pm

dang, see, I was about to predict, that, you were going to predict, that same thing.........

*takes picture of "amazing Kreskin" off wall......*

djsiago · Post by **djsiago** » Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:16 pm

i predict burning man festival happens on 12.21.2012 the biggest event on the planet , with 2 million people having the biggest party on the planet !

Absolut Jeenyus · Post by **Absolut Jeenyus** » Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:42 pm

^^^^Blah blah blah...

I predict your never going to shut up about that.

Post by **mdmf007** » Sun Jul 26, 2009 8:45 pm

I predict 12 22 2012 will come like billions of days before, and billions of days after.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sun Jul 26, 2009 9:06 pm

I predict the Playa surface will be wet and undrivable on 12-21-2012.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Jul 26, 2009 9:08 pm

I predict that sometime in about 2015, when it's totally obvious that nothing happened in 2012, the lunatic fringe will start obsessing about a new year and telling us about how the world will change then.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sun Jul 26, 2009 9:13 pm

I hope so, because after 2012 we are all going to need a new reason to party like it's 1999.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jul 26, 2009 9:43 pm

nuh uh......the BeeGees will come back, and, through the magic of reincarnation, all be there........

then, and only then, can the ramp up to 1999 begin, again.......

just ask Finnegan........

Absolut Jeenyus · Post by **Absolut Jeenyus** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 3:55 am

Ah-ha-ha-ha...
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ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 7:11 am

ah ha!!
I was right!

although, I believe it might be a masterfully made puppet, created by that dynamic impersonation suit duo of Ed Gein and Martha Stewart.
........

Now, those two can make anyone look like someone else.......

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 8:33 pm

DVD Burner will NOT attend Burning Man this year... Again....

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 10:13 pm

I predict that if my cats do not stay off my kitchen counters.........
.............................................THEY WILL GET SHAVED BALD...............

..............and I shall enjoy shaving the little pussies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mwahhh haaa haaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 11:09 pm

be sure to post pics if you shave 'em........

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 6:55 am

I predict that most people will be in denial of what is about to happen in 2012

They will be covered with national health care that won't cover what will happen in 2012

Oldguy · Post by **Oldguy** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 12:40 pm

I predict that only one person reading this will live to be 113, but she will not make it to 114. No one will live to be 115. Ever.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 5:09 pm

"The common house cat will eat you before you're cold."

Something to look forward to.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 3:27 pm

Psychic Monkeypoo here (or psychotic - you make the call...)

I PREDICT:

Burners will cry during Exodus cuz they don't wanna go home to Defaultia.
Many will be sunburnt cuz they didn't use sunscreen.
Some will get their boobies and winkies burned.
Many will swear off booze and dope forever, but then go back after a week.
Some will not unpack in anticipation of BM 2010.
Car Wash establishments will rejoice with all the new new business.
Many will come back hooked on electronica.
Many will come home with wonderful stories to tell us.
Some will come home telling us horror stories.
Many will not wear clothing for a week when they get home.

Give me a minute. I'll have more.

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 11:42 pm

Something will happen to Death Guild's "Thunderdome" sign...