playa town hall meeting

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trenton
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playa town hall meeting

Post by trenton » Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:55 pm

Lets get President Obama out to the playa for a town meeting, Think about how great this would be!
1 The place would be crawling with the Secret Service so it would save BM the expense of hiring out-side law-enforcement
2 We could have roudy discussions on health care in full costume because you dont get eplaya on the playa.
3 Any un-solvable disputes could be setteled by MV wars in the middle
4 Nancy Pelosi and Bill O'rielly will be caught in a near-by tent having sex!
5 Obama will say he is sorry for everything that goes on out on the playa.So nobody will feel like our goverment screwed us.
6 The water trucks will be opperating 24/7
7 Bill Clinton would have a gas!
8 Dick Cheney will be the MC of critical dicks parade!
9 George Bush SR can Parachute in.
10 Nancy Grace will material for her show for years to come.
11 Sherley Jackson will be out of cell phone range
12 Republican Governors will feel right at home
13 Al Gore can control MOOP
14 It will leave George Jr stuttering permantly
15 We can have a hockey team led by Sara Palin in Kidsville
16 Condalisa Rice will be taking cuts in line on the orgasmatron
17 Artica will be led by Hilliary she has fridigity built in.



Boy this is going to be fun!

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Ugly Dougly
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Fri Aug 14, 2009 2:30 pm

I am going to whine and shout until I get my way.

Temper tantrums worked when I was two.

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