Plz help...

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 6:25 am

I needed a ticket for Burning Man so I went and got one myself...and then I needed a ride, so I went and found one myself, and I need stuff for my camp, and food, and I got it all by myself...I used the power of the internet and radical self-reliance, and now I am all set to go to Burning Man...

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 6:53 am

and you have been active and contributed to the fun and the snark here.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 7:45 am

do you need help making this next week go faster?

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:04 am

littleflower wrote:do you need help making this next week go faster?

Ugh, quite the opposite...!!! I have yet to start packing...decorate my bike...drive to Atlanta...ride a bus for three days...

I was just tired of all needy posts, asking for stuff people could easily do with just a few minutes and google.

Post by **AntiM** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:19 am

One of us! One of us!

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:27 am

AntiM wrote:One of us! One of us!

What do I win?

...a secret bacon handshake? A barbarian's spear? Something else involving bacon and/or penii?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:29 am

C.f.M. wrote:
AntiM wrote:One of us! One of us!
What do I win?

...a secret bacon handshake? A barbarian's spear? Something else involving bacon and/or penii?

bacon coated barbarian penis spear .........

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:32 am

ygmir wrote:
bacon coated barbarian penis spear .........

Isn't that just a given? I mean, I'm bringing the eggs.

A-ha ha ha ha ha...ha.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:33 am

*making sure spatula is in "fun kit"*

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:34 am

looks kinda like fudge in soft ball stage.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:36 am

C.F.M.
You win the Virgin of the year award...no really!
Lots of fun participation on this board...and you DID IT! YOU did it yourself!!!!

See ya at brc!

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:52 am

pinemom wrote:C.F.M.
You win the Virgin of the year award...no really!
Lots of fun participation on this board...and you DID IT! YOU did it yourself!!!!

See ya at brc!

SWEET! I never win ANYthing!!

My veteran friend (and BM employee) said I was the most prepared virgin ever, too. I honestly feel like I've been there...so many of my real-life friends are helpful veterans (like Tess, who camped in Hushville last year, she of the megapink hair), regional contacts, etc.

While I'm thinking about it, if anyone is interested in putting faces with internet , here are several ways to identify me.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:34 am

That explains why you're in disguise.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:56 am

I loved the 2 opening paragraphs, CFM....especially the "I gots a vagina"!!!!!

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:10 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:That explains why you're in disguise.

"That" = ?

I'm always in disguise. I'm a spy. Ok, actually, I'm Larry Harvey. Got you all!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:18 am

no im the real Larry Harvey.....

hahaha isnt there a thread like this already?

Post by **AntiM** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:10 pm

C.f.M. wrote:
pinemom wrote:C.F.M.
You win the Virgin of the year award...no really!
Lots of fun participation on this board...and you DID IT! YOU did it yourself!!!!

See ya at brc!
SWEET! I never win ANYthing!!

My veteran friend (and BM employee) said I was the most prepared virgin ever, too. I honestly feel like I've been there...so many of my real-life friends are helpful veterans (like Tess, who camped in Hushville last year, she of the megapink hair), regional contacts, etc.

While I'm thinking about it, if anyone is interested in putting faces with internet , here are several ways to identify me.

Tess is a dear friend of mine. We don't get much face time in RL, but she's family at heart.

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:27 pm

[quote="AntiMWe don't get much face time in RL, but she's family at heart.[/quote]

Ditto. I was so sad when she left us (the Carolinas) for Boston! She's been commenting on my blog and giving advice.

flatlander13 · Post by **flatlander13** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:37 pm

Yo CFMâ€¦â€¦â€¦if you are Larry Harvey are you THAT Larry Harvey who tells everyone, â€œHiâ€¦â€¦Iâ€™m Larry Harveyâ€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦Why donâ€™t you have sex with me?â€

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:12 pm

Lol C.f.M. I too am tired of the needy virgin posts, but there is something complelling about those threads. Kind of like slowing down to look at a car crash on the side of the road ("I bet they weren't wearing their seatbelts.") and wondering if you have the opportunity to mention "seatbelts, dickhead" once more before the next guy heads off down the road. You said it well, "I needed it, and I got it myself."

Generic Anonymity · Post by **Generic Anonymity** » Sat Aug 22, 2009 3:23 pm

I think I'm going to call it Veteran Virgin Syndrome, or VVS, for short.
We need more syndromes that are actually good.

The only annoying thing about VVS is that your friends who have actually been there will start asking you, "Hey - you remember that thing at Burning Man, right? Wasn't that awesome?!"
And then you get to say... "No. I wasn't there yet."
This has honestly happened to me twice, irl.

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Sat Aug 22, 2009 5:05 pm

Generic Anonymity wrote:I think I'm going to call it Veteran Virgin Syndrome, or VVS, for short.
We need more syndromes that are actually good.

The only annoying thing about VVS is that your friends who have actually been there will start asking you, "Hey - you remember that thing at Burning Man, right? Wasn't that awesome?!"
And then you get to say... "No. I wasn't there yet."
This has honestly happened to me twice, irl.

Ha! VVS. That sound dirty. Which means I like it.

It is funny, I know the lingo, the antonyms, many in jokes and references...like seeing clips of a movie until you're convinced you've seen it.

I was thinking...the big difference between this and the burns I'm used to: I'm leaving the South! I will have an ACCENT. Like I don't stick out enough already, what with my huge cock and Ranger hat.

Oldguy · Post by **Oldguy** » Sat Aug 22, 2009 5:45 pm

Just remember, If you are average; half the people you meet are dumber than you, and half the people are smarter than you. If you ask a question, half the answers are wrong.

Ok, there you have it, my old man platitude of the day.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Sat Aug 22, 2009 6:33 pm

Generic Anonymity wrote:I think I'm going to call it Veteran Virgin Syndrome, or VVS, for short.

lol ... i feel like i have this, can't wait to get rid of it ... ! one week ... !!!!!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sun Aug 23, 2009 7:19 am

hahahaaaaa There is something about a VVS'r...

Yeah just be careful girls...or our newest VVS'rs...

One year your a over prepared Virgin(not that there is anything wrong with that...)
...the next your building and starting your own damn theme camp...
that's when your "VVS" status changes into "OAS" "Over-Achiever Status"!

heheee...
yes thats where I was in 2006...I lurked the boards for years...I watched the peeps migrate from one end of the planet to BRC for a decade.

Knew I had to go...I just had tooo......

the rest...is playa majix history!

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Sun Aug 23, 2009 10:12 am

Clowns scare me

like

John Gacey

Post by **AntiM** » Sun Aug 23, 2009 11:11 am

Our first year we were asked several times how often we had attended. Got surprised looks when we said it was our first year. MyLarry tends to prepare for nuclear winter. or maybe it was the cooler cozies.

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Mon Aug 24, 2009 7:50 am

I'll just reply, "What's BM?"

Here's the laugh of the day, as I am having second thoughts about going.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Aug 24, 2009 7:58 am

everything and everyone will come together, as planned.

pun intended.