I Like Sex...

All things outside of Burning Man.
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Post by Last Real Burner » Sat Mar 20, 2004 9:39 am

ImageDo those piercing studs really make sex better (for the wearer as well as the reciever)? Is Burning Man no longer the wild sex orgy that I have heard so much about? Should I start "Blindfold Sex Camp"?

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Post by Zephryus » Sat Mar 20, 2004 1:50 pm

Ladies and Gentlemen, start your libidos....

And Blindfold Sex camp is an awesome idea.

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Post by Licentious Queen » Sat Mar 20, 2004 2:57 pm

Well,I don't know about piercings on the penis... but piercings on the clitoris go both ways. I know people that have them, and some say it's awesome, others say it's horrible. The majority of cases loses ALL feeling in that area over a period of time. Very scary....

Blindfold sex camp. Good plan. Decorations?
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Post by Kona » Sat Mar 20, 2004 6:10 pm

Zephryus wrote:And Blindfold Sex camp is an awesome idea.
You guys are a little bit late- we boys have had Jiffy Lube for years! :D

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Post by Icepack » Sat Mar 20, 2004 6:41 pm

Kona wrote:
Zephryus wrote:And Blindfold Sex camp is an awesome idea.
You guys are a little bit late- we boys have had Jiffy Lube for years! :D
I thought Jiffy Lube was for guys who like guys. This Blindfold Sex Camp sounds like it could work for heterosexuals. So, my question is, would you be blindfolding everyone? Or just the women? Or just the men?

Sounds like a kinky porn film come to life. Interesting....

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Post by Last Real Burner » Sat Mar 20, 2004 6:50 pm

I was thinking that everyone would get naked, then be blindfolded before they entered a big tent. You must find your lover by feeling around, and by voice. You would not take the blindfold off until you left the tent. There are a few issues here.

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Post by ramen » Sat Mar 20, 2004 7:22 pm

Do I slather on the Velvetta before or after I enter the tent?
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Post by Rob the Wop » Sat Mar 20, 2004 8:07 pm

ramen wrote:Do I slather on the Velvetta before or after I enter the tent?
Fromunda cheese?
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Post by Zephryus » Sat Mar 20, 2004 9:20 pm

Screw that. Why not just have a lube mister rigged over the entrance portal?

I concur, Icepack. Why can't the breeders have a little fun? (Which reminds me - for the sake of, um, prevention, we should also rig up a giant electromagnetic coil around the portal)

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for the sake of prevention

Post by Icepack » Sun Mar 21, 2004 12:21 pm

Zephryus wrote:Screw that. Why not just have a lube mister rigged over the entrance portal?

I concur, Icepack. Why can't the breeders have a little fun? (Which reminds me - for the sake of, um, prevention, we should also rig up a giant electromagnetic coil around the portal)
For the sake of safety and prevention, it could be an oral scene only. Less risk of disease and pregnancy for the breeders.

Plus with the blindfolds, the receiver wouldn't know (without doing some groping) if the giver was male or female. Could surprise a few people when they actually found out....

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Post by LeChatNoir » Sun Mar 21, 2004 4:16 pm

...it could be an oral scene only. Less risk of disease and pregnancy
Pregnancy, yes...

Disease... Um... your mouth is still vascular... better think twice and be careful.

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Post by Zephryus » Mon Mar 22, 2004 4:41 pm

Well, somebody already thought of a beaver eating competition. How about a Great American Snake Eating Competition?

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Post by Last Real Burner » Mon Mar 22, 2004 6:28 pm

A Great American Snake Eating Competition would still have the same situation as the beaver eating competition, to many guys volunteering for the wrong end of the sex act. But I guess if you're blind...folded....


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Post by Last Real Burner » Sun Jun 13, 2004 10:16 am

Has anybody here tried S&M?


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Post by Zephryus » Sun Jun 13, 2004 10:27 am

Sure. It's the best album Metallica's ever put out.

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Post by cowboyangel » Sun Jun 13, 2004 10:29 pm

what is sex?
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Post by BAS » Mon Jun 14, 2004 8:55 pm

If it is sex with Metallica, FORGET IT :!: :!: :!:

:P

(Then again, I don't care for Mettalica in the first place....)
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Post by madmatt » Mon Jun 14, 2004 9:44 pm

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I PRESENT TO YOU...

YOUR WILDEST BURNING MAN DREAM COME TRUE!!

http://www.jennifersteele.com/burningman.htm

We're going to visit her camp for sure.



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Post by madmatt » Fri Jun 18, 2004 11:02 am

Um...was it just me and my fiance that thought this was pretty radical and over the top?? I must be getting old.

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Post by cowboyangel » Fri Jun 18, 2004 6:05 pm

madmatt wrote:LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I PRESENT TO YOU...

YOUR WILDEST BURNING MAN DREAM COME TRUE!!

http://www.jennifersteele.com/burningman.htm

We're going to visit her camp for sure.



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this is a hoax website cleverly crafted to lure testosterone saturated porno heads like flies to the fire..........I'll believe it when I see it.....
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Post by madmatt » Sat Jun 19, 2004 11:45 am

Then it's a pretty elaborate hoax, because...

It's already a registered theme camp.

...and then there's only love.
You transcend from the earth leaving behind all examination of life, yourself and others...and then there's only love. Come share pure, unadulterated love with us, cause baby we've got lots to give.

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Post by Last Real Burner » Sat Jun 19, 2004 9:23 pm

Pretty Fire!!! Mongo Like Fire :shock:

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Post by BAS » Sat Jun 19, 2004 9:33 pm

:shock: I, er, uhm, that is, ah, hmm, oh, ... :!: :shock:

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Post by madmatt » Sun Jun 20, 2004 4:09 pm

I know, finally Jiffy Lube for straights.

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Post by Cooky » Sun Jun 20, 2004 4:11 pm

"The first slut in porn to breathe fire while having sex."

Hmm, I remember the porn, fire and sex combo last year a few nights at Ubercarney, but I don't remember Ms. Steele camping with us.

But of course we always welcome contributions from our fellow carnies...
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Post by AntiM » Sun Jun 20, 2004 5:21 pm

Nice boots.

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Post by madmatt » Sun Jun 20, 2004 8:36 pm

AntiM wrote:Nice boots.
By any chance, are you Boot Boy? We've been hearing stories about him.

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Post by _tears_ » Sun Jun 20, 2004 8:51 pm

Last Real Burner wrote:Has anybody here tried S&M?


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Post by cowboyangel » Sun Jun 20, 2004 9:20 pm

I hearby challenge Jennifer Steele to a "massage dual"

most blissed out wins....... open judging
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hey

Post by ferrett » Mon Jun 21, 2004 9:37 pm

id help you start the blind folded sex camp if your interested

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