2009 Talk like a Pirate Day

Oldguy · Post by **Oldguy** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 3:08 pm

http://talklikeapirateday.com/howto.html

Avast ye me hearties! All hands on deck. Lubbers to dockside. Standby ford'and aft to let go. Prepare to make sail. Capstan crew fetch yer spars.

"Time and tide wait for no man"

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 4:37 pm

arrrr!

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 6:14 pm

Arrr. I be off to Port Royal to fetch the King's pardon from the Gov'nor. Then we be bound for the Carolinas. If you spy The Revenge, ne'er speak of a seein' me. Blackbeard's after me hide. I should a never taught that accursed parrot to laugh and say "Your beard's on fire, poopy head."

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 8:00 pm

Riddle: What's a pirate's favorite fast food place?

Answer: Arrrrrrrrrrrrbies !!!!

munney · Post by **munney** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 12:07 pm

Avast Ye Scoundrells , Pilfering Booty at the end of the Sea, whar da Wedge meets da Land, Seems da Scroggs of the Sweet Trade Been a little Loaded to the Gunwales, So me Wench and me felt a wee bit Lily Livered, too much Grog, By the powers of me own Jack, this Buccaneer challenges all ye sons of Biscuit eaters to keelhaul scallywags till youve had yer fill.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 2:38 pm

Ar, if I could but foind me keel I'd keelhaul the lot of ya, just to say that I've been after having done that thing.