The Older I Getâ€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦.

flatlander13 · Post by **flatlander13** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 9:38 am

The Older I Getâ€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦.the more my nipples stick out. No, reallyâ€¦â€¦I turn 50 and boom; if itâ€™s below 72Â° my nipples are sticking out. Is this karmic for all those years of staring at nipples?

misfit · Post by **misfit** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:17 pm

The Older I Get,,, the more i find hair in places that it shouldn't be.

Post by **Sham** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 1:32 pm

The older I get.... the more I get the urge to wear plaid Bermuda shorts with a white belt, pulled up to my tits.

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 1:48 pm

the more I notice loose skin...

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 1:51 pm

I have been noticing some long grey hairs in my eye brows...that's pretty sweet if ya ask me...

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:14 pm

me in 30 years....

Boijoy · Post by **Boijoy** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:21 pm

I just got a "creek" in my right knee cap last week.. still creeking... WTF?

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:53 pm

Boijoy wrote:I just got a "creek" in my right knee cap last week.. still creeking... WTF?

Try massaging it with some sour cream

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 4:13 pm

Boijoy wrote:I just got a "creek" in my right knee cap last week.. still creeking... WTF?

there's got to be a joke about injections and zirc fittings, along with lube...........

somewhere in there.......

Post by **Sham** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 4:50 pm

The older I get.....the more I want to buy a Buick and drive it through the front of a Walmart and up to the service desk. (of course the right blinker will be on the entire time)

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 5:31 pm

the less novel I find myself aging

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 5:54 pm

i'm getting more absent minded ... forgetting stuff ... saying or writing one thing while thinking another ... yikes ...

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 6:02 pm

the more I want a toaster.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 3:42 am

Shambala wrote:The older I get.....the more I want to buy a Buick and drive it through the front of a Walmart and up to the service desk. (of course the right blinker will be on the entire time)

I suggest driving a golf cart through nordstrom's for you.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 9:27 am

the more I laugh at you damn brats talking about aging..

Post by **Sham** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 11:01 am

The older I get...... the more I look forward to talking down to the young whipper snapper brats, based simply on the fact that I had the good fortune of not dying.

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 7:43 pm

...the more I hate pugs.

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 4:46 pm

The older I get, the more I hate the alarm clock.
One October morning when the alarm went off, I swore I was retired even though I have 12 more years to go

malikaziani · Post by **malikaziani** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 5:09 pm

The older I get...I thank whoever and whatever because if I was not getting older, Iwould be dead. On a more practical note on getting older, I find myself to help people, insects, birdies and whatnot even more. Especially ones that others might criticize as not bein deserving (which gets more of an "whatever attitude " as I grow older. Thank goodness. I love following my heart and remembering jugdement is not perfect...EVER)

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:58 pm

The older I get, the stupider the rest of society seems to be.

Especially the young ones.

I wasn't that damn dumb, no, really, I wasn't !

And now that I think of it, neither were the rest of the people my age when I was a youngin.

What in tarnation is this world coming to ?

Other than that, I now have a nose and ear hairclipper.

I use it for my ears mostly, as Nevada boogers seem to do the job on the nosehairs.

You are never too old to enjoy a good nosepicking, right Unjon ?

Risky · Post by **Risky** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 7:11 pm

oneeyeddick wrote: You are never too old to enjoy a good nosepicking, right Unjon ?

Did you mean to direct that at mdmf007, as well?

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 7:16 pm

the older I get ... and the more "people" I meet, the more I love my cats.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 7:23 pm

Risky wrote:
oneeyeddick wrote: You are never too old to enjoy a good nosepicking, right Unjon ?
Did you mean to direct that at mdmf007, as well?

He is just scratching his brain.

flatlander13 · Post by **flatlander13** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 8:39 am

The older I get the more I use the â€œDonâ€™t ask, donâ€™t careâ€

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 8:54 am

[quote="flatlander13"]The older I get the more I use the â€œDonâ€™t ask, donâ€™t careâ€

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 9:18 am

oneeyeddick wrote:The older I get, the stupider the rest of society seems to be.

Especially the young ones.

I wasn't that damn dumb, no, really, I wasn't !

And now that I think of it, neither were the rest of the people my age when I was a youngin.

What in tarnation is this world coming to ?

Other than that, I now have a nose and ear hairclipper.

I use it for my ears mostly, as Nevada boogers seem to do the job on the nosehairs.

You are never too old to enjoy a good nosepicking, right Unjon ?

You can pick your nose.

You can pick your friends.

You can't pick your friends nose.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 9:43 am

... the more I appreciate the everyday miracle of the dawning sun.