Pat Robertson warns against Demonic Halloween Candy

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Pat Robertson warns against Demonic Halloween Candy

Post by Elderberry » Fri Oct 30, 2009 6:02 pm

BEWARE!!!
During this period demons are assigned against those who participate in the rituals and festivities. These demons are automatically drawn to the fetishes that open doors for them to come into the lives of human beings. For example, most of the candy sold during this season has been dedicated and prayed over by witches.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Oct 30, 2009 6:07 pm

Wont someone tell him that lwoas prefer hard liquor?
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Post by gyre » Fri Oct 30, 2009 6:33 pm

There're european chocolates with liquid spirits inside.
Whiskey, brandy and so on.
The first bite is quite a shock.
Tasty though.

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Post by TomServo » Sat Oct 31, 2009 12:28 am

gyre wrote:There're european chocolates with liquid spirits inside.
Whiskey, brandy and so on.
The first bite is quite a shock.
Tasty though.
For my 9 year birthday party, while living in Hamburg, my folks got me a box of chocolates with that tastey stuff inside. If I remember correctly, the candy was shaped like small bottles. Guess understanding the ingredients wouldn't have helped...
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Post by Deb Prothero » Sat Oct 31, 2009 12:36 am

TomServo wrote:
gyre wrote:There're european chocolates with liquid spirits inside.
Whiskey, brandy and so on.
The first bite is quite a shock.
Tasty though.
For my 9 year birthday party, while living in Hamburg, my folks got me a box of chocolates with that tastey stuff inside. If I remember correctly, the candy was shaped like small bottles. Guess understanding the ingredients wouldn't have helped...
Unless you're a leap year baby those are very enlightened parents (or possibly naive???)

I just want chocolate so I'm giving the wee goblins bubblegum, lollipops, tootsie rolls and rolls of sugar candies and hoarding the chocolate bars til last. Then if there's any left, I might get some chocolate.

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Post by theCryptofishist » Sat Oct 31, 2009 11:42 am

So, wait, are these satinic candies made in 3rd world candy sweatshops, with local witches? Cause I'm pretty sure that American Witches make a pretty hefty salary.
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Post by gyre » Mon Nov 02, 2009 3:05 pm

I bet demonic cinnamon peppermints are good!

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Demonic peppermint!

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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Nov 02, 2009 4:02 pm

Here they are:
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