tell me a story
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tell me a story
Hi all,
so, in the Bar2 last night, a patron asked for a "bedtime story", it got started, and, seems like it might be fun.
But, seems it needs it's own thread, so, I thought I'd start it here.
I'll post below, the story so far, and, those who contributed.
seems contributions could be as long or short as wanted.
ygmir
PostPosted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 10:18 pm Post subject:
well, I'll start, maybe we can tell a group story:
Once upon a time, on a playa, far, far away, lived a..........
lonestoner916
PostPosted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 10:35 pm Post subject:
Magical dust fairy with a drinking problem. He was only visible to Burners suffering severe dehydration and psilocybin overdoses.
ragabashpup
PostPosted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 10:39 pm Post subject:
But even though he had a drinking problem he was the happiest fairy you would ever want to meet. He would sprinkle playa dust...
ygmir
PostPosted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 10:48 pm Post subject:
on campers and offer happy cigarettes to those who.........
lonestoner916
PostPosted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 10:50 pm Post subject:
Put MOOP in other people's art. The "happy cigarettes" caused immediate psychosis. Also, he sprinkled a small pinch of dust into the ass cracks of unsuspecting geriatric shirt cockers with wrinkly old balls. And into the gourmet meals of super rich snobs too stuck up to get out of their RV and share their lobsters with the poor hippie kid in his coleman tent who was camping right next to them. One day, the fairy was making his rounds, sprinkling the dust hither and yon, when...
ygmir
PostPosted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 10:55 pm Post subject:
he was accosted by a rat, a big f$%$ ing rat, with a #$*$* this long!! *holds hands two feet apart*
well,
after fending off said rat, with his..............
ragabashpup
PostPosted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 10:57 pm Post subject:
with his playa pixie tu tu tuesday power! (he had his sparkly pink tu-tu on)
so, in the Bar2 last night, a patron asked for a "bedtime story", it got started, and, seems like it might be fun.
But, seems it needs it's own thread, so, I thought I'd start it here.
I'll post below, the story so far, and, those who contributed.
seems contributions could be as long or short as wanted.
ygmir
PostPosted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 10:18 pm Post subject:
well, I'll start, maybe we can tell a group story:
Once upon a time, on a playa, far, far away, lived a..........
lonestoner916
PostPosted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 10:35 pm Post subject:
Magical dust fairy with a drinking problem. He was only visible to Burners suffering severe dehydration and psilocybin overdoses.
ragabashpup
PostPosted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 10:39 pm Post subject:
But even though he had a drinking problem he was the happiest fairy you would ever want to meet. He would sprinkle playa dust...
ygmir
PostPosted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 10:48 pm Post subject:
on campers and offer happy cigarettes to those who.........
lonestoner916
PostPosted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 10:50 pm Post subject:
Put MOOP in other people's art. The "happy cigarettes" caused immediate psychosis. Also, he sprinkled a small pinch of dust into the ass cracks of unsuspecting geriatric shirt cockers with wrinkly old balls. And into the gourmet meals of super rich snobs too stuck up to get out of their RV and share their lobsters with the poor hippie kid in his coleman tent who was camping right next to them. One day, the fairy was making his rounds, sprinkling the dust hither and yon, when...
ygmir
PostPosted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 10:55 pm Post subject:
he was accosted by a rat, a big f$%$ ing rat, with a #$*$* this long!! *holds hands two feet apart*
well,
after fending off said rat, with his..............
ragabashpup
PostPosted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 10:57 pm Post subject:
with his playa pixie tu tu tuesday power! (he had his sparkly pink tu-tu on)
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and whenever someone would approach them asking for a wiener..............
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Wales, where Larry had at the very least learned the word for freedom, and although it was just a magical journey, they added a new word to the Burning Man lexicon. So with the dolls repacked, and safe re-locked, they wondered what good the answer was when what they really were searching for was a way to bacon infuse an entire...
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the question was posed.........by a faery princess............
but, truth be told, their destination was so far removed from Wales..........
it was to an exotic land, a land of milk and honey, the land of ..........
Rochester..............wherein they encountered a denizen............who used the moniker:
but, truth be told, their destination was so far removed from Wales..........
it was to an exotic land, a land of milk and honey, the land of ..........
Rochester..............wherein they encountered a denizen............who used the moniker:
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