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Re: tell me a story

Postby FIGJAM » Wed Mar 12, 2014 10:50 am

There was a bump bump bump noise
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Re: tell me a story

Postby AntiM » Wed Mar 12, 2014 11:47 am

and the batteries in my flashlight were dead
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Re: tell me a story

Postby ygmir » Thu Mar 13, 2014 9:52 am

luckily, "someone" had a 24 cell "B.O.B." with them, and could replace said batteries, and those of the LED's wrapped around the giant.......
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Re: tell me a story

Postby FIGJAM » Thu Mar 13, 2014 12:11 pm

ZOMBEAVER who had been prowling the neighborhood looking for...
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Re: tell me a story

Postby ygmir » Thu Mar 13, 2014 4:03 pm

Zomboner. the only true superhero, bringer of pain and pleasure, contentment and strife.
Once she found him, he stood at attention and.........
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Re: tell me a story

Postby FIGJAM » Thu Mar 13, 2014 6:07 pm

pointing at Retrofrolic said "I'm camping with them. Won't you come inside?" To which she responded...
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Re: tell me a story

Postby ygmir » Thu Mar 13, 2014 7:53 pm

and of course, her response, trite as ever:
"I will if you will" and with that, launched herself into a dervish like dance of passion, climbed the nearby diving platform, and performed a full twisting gainer with a help back, and landed, instead on direction on Zomboner, on.................
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Re: tell me a story

Postby FIGJAM » Thu Mar 13, 2014 8:28 pm

Image

Which (being zombies) caused a flying of parts in all directions, and....................................
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Re: tell me a story

Postby goathead » Sun May 04, 2014 4:41 pm

was it the zombies or just the locals having to much fun?
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Re: tell me a story

Postby BeeWeeDee » Wed May 07, 2014 12:06 pm

It was difficult for the locals to tell just then. Parts of Zomboner and parts of Zombeaver that had been haphazardly strewn about in a gory mess, suddenly began to pulsate and synchronize in a wavy motion. The locals became awestruck at the sight and they began to fall into a mesmerizing trance as Zomboner and Zombeaver pieces coalesced into one giant....
The next morning you will wake up pretty much your old self except that a very unusual 16 hours will have been added to your store of life experience.

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Re: tell me a story

Postby FIGJAM » Wed May 07, 2014 1:05 pm

TRANZOMBIE!!!!!

Who immediately started a relentless search for something FABULIOS to wear on burn night.
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