DAMMIT BILL !!!

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu Mar 11, 2010 9:50 pm

OK, the reason I am starting this thread is because there are sometimes little things that piss you off or go wrong or whatever, but not necessarily so bad that you actually need to post it in the "Fuck" thread.

The fuck thread is almost as bad a reading the RIP thread sometimes, and sometimes you wanna rant, but feel like your little problems are quite pithy compared to some of the trajedy that often befalls itself onto the Fuck thread.

So here we go, you already know the rules, just be sure to say "Dammit Bill !!!" somewhere in the post.

It's always Bill's fault.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Mar 11, 2010 9:54 pm

that's "Mr. Bill" to you, bucko........

and,

"Dammit Bill"..........my car was supposed to be fixed in a couple of weeks, two months ago..........Jeeze.......

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu Mar 11, 2010 9:54 pm

Today, a simple spark plug change on my RV turned into a whole evening's worth of typical things that can go wrong on an old RV.

Dammit Bill, I guess I should have checked to make sure the spark plug wires were connected to the plugs before I drove it for a test run and got stuck on a hill in Sparks for almost an hour.

Risky · Post by **Risky** » Thu Mar 11, 2010 9:55 pm

So what do you want to rant about, dagnabbit?

Edit:
(And then I posted and realized you already dammitted about your sparkplug so I have to edit.)

I went to Ballmart to buy a bunch of crap and found Jamison's for $23.99.
I mentioned to the clerk that Raley's had it on sale for $18.99 and would they match it. They did!

Then I remembered I had to get a money order so swung by Raley's before going home (it's the last store on the way), and they had it further on sale for $17.99. Dammit Bill!

I now have 6 bottles.

(Does Dammit Bill know you started a thread about him??)

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Mar 11, 2010 9:59 pm

how about a rent/rant?

dammit Bill:

I have this nice little apartment to rent in my house, but, can't find anyone that I want to live that close to.

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Thu Mar 11, 2010 11:54 pm

We were hoping our neighbors would move out of the duplex we share. We would like to rent it ourselves for some "recreational" activities.

But dammit Bill! They feigned moving when they did not pay their garbage bill, their dumpster was removed and got our hopes engaged.

ragabashpup · Post by **ragabashpup** » Thu Mar 11, 2010 11:58 pm

Dammit Bill I was shaving the under part of my hair and some of it fell in my mouth. Still got some hair stuck on my tounge.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 12:39 am

Dammit, Bill! the ink on the prints is thick enough the paper doesn't lay flat.
Mounting/matting method 3.0 seems to be working, though.

Risky · Post by **Risky** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 12:45 am

One of our previous employees came into the gun shop to work on his firearm.
It's the type of pistol that requires you to pull the trigger for take down.
He made the incredibly stupid typical mistake of not clearing the chamber and a 9mm went thru his pinky, with entrance and exit wounds.
(He also broke rule #2 - never point a firearm at something you do not wish to destroy.)
It ricocheted thru the non-safety glass cabinet and into the ceiling. No one else was injured.
His ego is pretty damaged since he knows better.

Is it ironic that his name is Bill?

Damn You Bill!

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 12:55 am

Only if you define Irony the way Alanis Morisette does.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 1:11 am

Ahem.

You both forgot your Dammit Bill !!!s

Risky · Post by **Risky** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 1:16 am

Risky wrote: Damn You Bill!

but but but

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 1:44 am

Damnit, Bill! You didn't specify that the "Damnit, Bill" was obligatory.

teardropper · Post by **teardropper** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 6:02 am

[quote="Risky"
I now have 6 bottles.

(Does Dammit Bill know you started a thread about him??)[/quote]
Umm... Jamison's. Irish Coffee for breakfast. Dammit Bill, I still don't have any!

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 7:03 am

Dammit. Bill, I need my TP to be STRONG, not SOFT.

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 7:21 am

Dammit, Bill! It's not going to suck itself!

gerlachedNloaded · Post by **gerlachedNloaded** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 7:43 am

dammit bill, why do we wake from playa dreams...

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 7:51 am

Hahhahahaaa

Damnit BILL!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 10:27 am

Damn you, Bill W., what have you wrought?

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 3:27 pm

Dammit Bill, get your hand outa my,,,,,, QUIT IT YOU FOOL!

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sat Mar 13, 2010 8:29 am

Dammitt Bill !!!

Why didn't you tell me that I would need chains to cross Donner pass last night ?

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Sat Mar 13, 2010 8:59 am

Well,,,, DAMMIT Bill! It is still winter afterall.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Mar 13, 2010 9:14 am

Dammit Bill!!!! Why didn't you tell OED that he's need to bring food if he was going to cross Donner Pass last night!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Mar 13, 2010 9:16 am

Dammit Bill!!!! Why did you sell me a charger that's dieing for $15!!!!

Dammit Bill!!!! Why did you move my pinkie wrong so I wrote 15 instead of 25???

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Sat Mar 13, 2010 2:53 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:Dammitt Bill !!!

Why didn't you tell me that I would need chains to cross Donner pass last night ?

Dammitt Bill!!!!

why did I have to get up at 1:30 this morning to make
sure the Nevada side of I80 was safe, ice and snow free?

and for six measly hours! DAMMITT BILL!!!!

dr.placebo · Post by **dr.placebo** » Sat Mar 13, 2010 11:35 pm

Dammit Bill! I'm a doctor, not a magician!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Mar 14, 2010 4:21 am

Dammit Bill, if we push her any harder, she'll come apart, she can-noh take much more!!

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Sun Mar 14, 2010 5:25 pm

DAMMITT BILL!!!

Is this another one of Obamas bills

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:38 am

Dammit Bill! It's almost 3AM, my body says 2 and it's Monday!!!! OOOOoooooooohhhhhh NnoooooooOOOOOO!!

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 8:45 am

DAM IT BILL!!!!!!

The water is getting through!