The Clown Problem

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Jul 22, 2012 11:23 am

Klown Meat.

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Major Krash · Post by **Major Krash** » Sun Jul 22, 2012 11:50 am

Clowns just need a little Love...

H.G.Crosby · Post by **H.G.Crosby** » Sun Jul 22, 2012 1:36 pm

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Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Jul 23, 2012 7:48 am

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Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Sep 20, 2012 4:54 pm

PROBLEM SOLVED!

Now I suppose we can all go on with our lives.

And oh yeah...

YOU'RE WELCOME!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Oct 11, 2012 12:59 pm

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knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Thu Oct 18, 2012 11:17 am

The CO wrote:I have been proposing for a while now that the plural for clowns (a group of 2 or more) should be "problem".

I.E. "One clown has the potential to be a problem, but as soon as there are two or more, you have a definite problem of clowns."

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Oct 18, 2012 11:43 am

I'm pretty sure a single skunk is a surfeit.

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Fri Oct 19, 2012 1:21 pm

and a single unicorn? pshja! like that's gonna happen.

Post by **Eric** » Fri Oct 19, 2012 2:24 pm

Moved to Open Discussion (yes, I know it sat in "Politics & Philosophy" for 2 years, but we're trying to clean up the board some)

skibear · Post by **skibear** » Fri Oct 19, 2012 5:47 pm

Ok to move "The Clown Problem" but I recall it added to your fame! deletion OTOH would be bad karma.

Eric wrote:HA! I'm still #1 on the Google image box for problem clown and I'm both 1 & 2 for clown problem. Ggreg Taylor is after me!

This continually makes me happy.

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Sat Oct 20, 2012 10:40 am

Who's more political and philosophical than a clown?

Post by **Eric** » Sat Oct 20, 2012 1:11 pm

knowmad wrote:Who's more political and philosophical than a clown?

A sparklepony on her first hit of e?

A monkey flinging poo while drinking vodka?

A kitten with a ball of string and a shotgun?

A bear wrestling with a loaf of bread?

A fly running away with a bottle of ketchup?

3 Jews with a check for dinner between them?

("Politics & Philosophy" is specific to the politics & philosophy of Burning Man, not in general. Hence all the national political threads being in Open Discussion as well)

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Oct 22, 2012 6:51 am

Eric wrote:
knowmad wrote:Who's more political and philosophical than a clown?

A sparklepony on her first hit of e?

A monkey flinging poo while drinking vodka?

A kitten with a ball of string and a shotgun?

A bear wrestling with a loaf of bread?

A fly running away with a bottle of ketchup?

3 Jews with a check for dinner between them?

3 Burners discussing the future and direction of the Burning Man Project and whether or not to open a HoJo's in Empire.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:10 am

Most politicians are clowns who think themselves to be philosophical. But all they really do is pontificate.

skibear · Post by **skibear** » Mon Oct 22, 2012 10:23 am

greetings from Wash DC - land of unlimited hot air.

Are we governed by Clowns ? LOL

They should all throw their briefcases into the Potomac
since they contain nothing but pages of talking points
which get totally forgotten after the election!

Post by **Savannah** » Mon Oct 22, 2012 10:25 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:
Eric wrote:
knowmad wrote:Who's more political and philosophical than a clown?
A sparklepony on her first hit of e?

A monkey flinging poo while drinking vodka?

A kitten with a ball of string and a shotgun?

A bear wrestling with a loaf of bread?

A fly running away with a bottle of ketchup?

3 Jews with a check for dinner between them?

3 Burners discussing the future and direction of the Burning Man Project and whether or not to open a HoJo's in Empire.

It's like Simon hacked my phone and published my grocery list.

wh..sh · Post by **wh..sh** » Mon Oct 22, 2012 11:54 am

Savannah wrote:It's like Simon hacked my phone and published my grocery list.

If you know of a good place for Jews with check, let me know. I have looked everywhere!

Nipple · Post by **Nipple** » Mon Oct 22, 2012 11:57 am

I was in a writer's workshop yesterday.

The one thing that I promised not to ever let out on stage is the unicycling, because I'll immediately become a clown in people's minds. I was asked for 2 truths and a lie - Suddenly everything out of my mouth is circus based bullshit. "I'm afraid of clowns, I ride a unicycle, I was supposed to run off and join the circus."

I'm not a sympathizer, but no one tell me where you hid stuff from the Nazis. They're going to need ways to get me to stop talking.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Oct 26, 2012 10:09 am

"houston, we have a problem"

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Rice · Post by **Rice** » Mon Nov 05, 2012 11:44 am

Uninvited.jpg

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Mon Nov 05, 2012 2:56 pm

stretch80 wrote:
Uninvited.jpg

He'd have had better luck if he waited for after the election.

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Wed Nov 21, 2012 12:02 am

Bizarre clown and officer brawl caught on tape

Foxfur · Post by **Foxfur** » Fri Nov 23, 2012 12:29 pm

Savannah wrote: It's like Simon hacked my phone and published my grocery list.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 23, 2012 1:21 pm

All this clown on cop violence. Doesn't anyone care about the children?

Foxfur · Post by **Foxfur** » Sun Nov 25, 2012 11:20 am

He's doin' it right.
http://news.yahoo.com/clown-nyc-thanksg ... 33840.html

Wait'll the funeral. 39 clowns are gonna pile out of the casket.

H.G.Crosby · Post by **H.G.Crosby** » Mon Mar 18, 2013 8:51 pm

smart girl.

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Wed Mar 20, 2013 6:36 am

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Mar 20, 2013 5:45 pm

He died for your burgers...

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