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Postby Eric » Sat Nov 13, 2010 11:34 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:what i really love is if you google 'clown problem" / images you come up with eric's face as the fifth hit.


*BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*

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Postby theCryptofishist » Sat Nov 13, 2010 6:22 pm

Dr. Pyro wrote:You bozos can say what you want, but I often dress up in my clown costume and hang out in crawl spaces.

Didn't you perform for the jcs a couple of years ago?

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Postby Mosin » Sat Nov 13, 2010 11:54 pm

“To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.â€
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Postby junglesmacks » Sun Nov 14, 2010 1:00 pm

Eric wrote:
Simon of the Playa wrote:what i really love is if you google 'clown problem" / images you come up with eric's face as the fifth hit.


*BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*

I win.


Ohhhh myyyyyyyyyyy goddddddddddddddddddddddd.. wow. This pretty much fucking kicks ass. Congrats..
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Postby lucky.bastard » Mon Dec 13, 2010 3:50 pm

"what i really love is if you google 'clown problem" / images you come up with eric's face as the fifth hit."

i had to check... sorry i doubted you.
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Postby knowmad » Mon Dec 13, 2010 4:27 pm

For those afraid of balloons

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Postby Isotopia » Tue Dec 14, 2010 1:21 pm

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From Best of Craigslist:

Seeking Adult Drunk Clown for 30th Birthday party

We need an Adult Drunk Clown who is good at getting drunk and stupid. No need to do any clown tricks, just hang out and drink a shit load. We will be hopping around to different bars and want a clown to tag a long and drink heavely. He doesn't even need to socialize with anyone, just drink.

the birthday is on Friday, Sept. 5th in Bucktown. Oh, did I mention that the clown needs to get shitfaced. Don't worry, we will purchase all the drinks.




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Postby snake » Tue Dec 14, 2010 1:52 pm

wow we know a famous person...congrats eric!

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Postby ygmir » Tue Dec 14, 2010 3:02 pm

ygmir wrote:and still, no one pulls the "Kinko" card............

am I alone, in this wilderness?


ok then...........

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Postby Aiee! It burns! » Tue Dec 14, 2010 4:23 pm

Nambla?

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Postby Eric » Tue Dec 14, 2010 6:24 pm

Nambla would never wear an outfit that tacky.
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Seriously?

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sat Dec 18, 2010 6:38 pm

i beg to differ.


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Re: Seriously?

Postby Eric » Sat Dec 18, 2010 9:29 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:i beg to differ.


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Nope. Stand by what I said- not tacky. Classic clown. The stuff dreams (or nightmares) are made of. I'm still shocked at how often he got picked up dressed like that.

The dude in the video looks like he went shopping at the Budget Clown Store & hit the discount rack.
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Postby Eric » Sat Dec 18, 2010 9:49 pm

Always loved the candle look, but my favorite is the black "Elizabethan" outfit. Never understood how he kept from sweating his make-up off.



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Kranky The Klown

Postby Mister Jellyfish Mister » Tue Dec 21, 2010 1:30 pm

A billion years ago, my brother and I used to torture truckers on the CB radio with our character "Kranky, The Methamphetamine Clown".

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Postby snake » Tue Dec 21, 2010 1:59 pm

oh and georgie boy was alive then!

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Re: Kranky The Klown

Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Dec 21, 2010 2:34 pm

Mister Jellyfish Mister wrote:A billion years ago, my brother and I used to torture truckers on the CB radio with our character "Kranky, The Methamphetamine Clown".

Enjoy:

http://krankytheklown.tripod.com/cranky.htm



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Postby Isotopia » Tue Dec 21, 2010 4:19 pm

Eric, should we ever meet in person remind me to spin you my tales of Nambla and I when we were in ACT UP/San Francisco and Queer Nation.

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Postby Eric » Tue Dec 21, 2010 5:13 pm

Iso- I'd actually enjoy that.

I didn't meet him until the mid-90's in the club scene, probably at Klubstitute. I only know I met him before Product, but I didn't really get to know him until the late 90's.
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:03 am

Aren't clowns scary enough? :)

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the Scariest clown ever.

Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:10 am

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Postby Ugly Dougly » Wed Dec 22, 2010 3:13 pm

Jack Nicholson Joker
Cesar Romero Joker
Joker
Simpsons Clown
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Jack in the Box
?
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Postby Eric » Wed Dec 22, 2010 3:37 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:Jack Nicholson Joker
Cesar Romero Joker
Joker
Krusty
?
?
"Pennywise" from Stephen Kings "It"
"Billy" from Saw
Jack in the Box
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Homey
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Postby Bounce530 » Wed Dec 22, 2010 3:42 pm

Eric wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:Jack Nicholson Joker
Cesar Romero Joker
Joker
Krusty
?
?Capt. Spaulding- House of 1000 Corpses
"Pennywise" from Stephen Kings "It"
"Billy" from Saw
Jack in the Box
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Homey
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Postby Bounce530 » Wed Dec 22, 2010 3:48 pm

Maybe between Krusty and Capt. Spaulding might be the clown from Poltergeist..??
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Postby TomServo » Wed Dec 22, 2010 3:53 pm

Jack Nicholson Joker
Cesar Romero Joker
Dead guy Joker
Krusty the clown
?
House of 1000 corpses guy
IT clown
Saw clown
jack in the box
jack in the box
homey the clown
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Postby shykat » Wed Dec 22, 2010 3:55 pm

Jack Nicholson Joker
Cesar Romero Joker
Heath Ledger as joker from dark knight
Simpsons Clown Krusty the clown
?
Captain Spaulding from house of a 1000 corpse
bozoo the clown
billy from saw movies
Jack in the Box
Homey D. Clown from in living color
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John Wayne Gacy, Jr
Ronald McDonald

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Postby Boijoy » Wed Dec 22, 2010 4:01 pm

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Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed Dec 22, 2010 6:17 pm

unicorn beats clown every time.


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