Best Line Today

All things outside of Burning Man.
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Postby goathead » Thu May 26, 2011 6:03 am

Best food review.

needless to say, the pneumatic diner is THE place to go in reno for cunt-drippingly delicious vegetarian and vegan foods. on my scale of one to awesome i give it a fuck yeah.


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Ffwcio eich diwrnod
Jebem ti dan
Tpaxhnte ball aehb
Nasrat na vas den
Namaste, zkurvysynu

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Postby gyre » Sun May 29, 2011 8:55 pm

"True.

My shallowness is only skin deep."


repartee at a rave.


Inspector Lewis series
Life Born of Fire

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Postby gyre » Fri Jun 10, 2011 5:29 am

To understand how much we have, that others made possible, isn't just an obligation, it's part of the enjoyment of being human.


-David McCullough, on history

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Postby illy dilly » Fri Jun 10, 2011 12:07 pm

BBadger wrote:You dumb shit post-necromancer. The last post was from 2004!
Why don't ya stick your head in that hole and find out? ~piehole
Plan for the worst, expect the best. Make the most out of it under any conditions. If you cannot do that you will never enjoy yourself. ~CrispyDave

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Postby FIGJAM » Sat Jun 11, 2011 6:23 pm

If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything.
"Don't buy ur Burn...........Build ur Burn!"

"If I can't find an answer, I'll create one!!!"

Fuck Im Good Just Ask Me

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Postby Tamino » Sat Jun 11, 2011 8:39 pm

A woman talking to a news reporter about the senator that twitted pics of himself:

People in Tin Houses shouldn't throw can openers!

yeah!
Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a night.
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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Postby theCryptofishist » Sat Jun 11, 2011 9:58 pm

Life is nasty, british and short--graidawg
The Lady with a Lamprey

"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Postby gyre » Sun Jun 12, 2011 1:46 pm

oh now i understand.... germans don't use the restroom... they just hold it in.

- Ace


from another forum

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Postby delle » Sun Jun 12, 2011 3:56 pm

"Now THAT was a great example of perfectly sufficient cowbell"

My daughter, bopping to Taj Mahal's "Eighteen Hammers" while we were making supper tonight
Worry is a misuse of imagination

She had blue skin, And so did he.
He kept it hid And so did she.
They searched for blue Their whole life through,
Then passed right by- And never knew.”

Shel Silverstein

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Postby Rabbette » Sun Jun 12, 2011 5:04 pm

- That will put a little zip if your do da

lois lane smallville
Smile, who cares if you don't have all your teeth.

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Postby delle » Mon Jun 13, 2011 10:23 am

I was working in the kitchen.
Ken was at the table working on a project that potentially needed 4 hands from time to time.

He exclaimed somethingorother

I asked if he needed me.

"Of course I do. Just maybe not so much for this right yet."

:-)



I truly apologize for having best lines only from my daily life. Not much happens to me in English outside these 8 walls (that's 4 solid for my house and 4 virtual for here). So it's pretty much all I've got.
Worry is a misuse of imagination

She had blue skin, And so did he.
He kept it hid And so did she.
They searched for blue Their whole life through,
Then passed right by- And never knew.”

Shel Silverstein

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Postby MisaBlue » Mon Jun 13, 2011 3:10 pm

When google calls, you answer!

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Postby LostinReno » Mon Jun 13, 2011 10:09 pm

Is your ass jealous of all that shit coming out of your mouth?

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Postby MisaBlue » Fri Jun 17, 2011 7:21 am

You only need two friends, poor so you feel rich and fat so you feel thin.

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Postby gyre » Fri Jun 17, 2011 7:49 am

MisaBlue wrote:You only need two friends, poor so you feel rich and fat so you feel thin.

Where is that from, Misa?

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Postby MisaBlue » Fri Jun 17, 2011 7:56 am

gyre wrote:
MisaBlue wrote:You only need two friends, poor so you feel rich and fat so you feel thin.

Where is that from, Misa?


Gyre, it is from My name is Earl ... and it seems as universal truth :D I laughed my ass off :D

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Postby gyre » Fri Jun 17, 2011 8:03 am

That's a good one, for sure, Misa.

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Postby gyre » Fri Jun 17, 2011 8:42 am

A youtube comment, from out of nowhere -

"Please to meet you!
I am from the Moscow.
I am have 6 feet in the tallness.
I have the blue bedroom eyes.
I love to make the love with womens.
Hometown:Kiev
Country:Russia
Occupation:I make the tires for big truck factory.
Companies:Putin Tavarish
Schools:I learn the English very hard.
I not understand why I park in driveway, and then I drive in parkway. Why I cut tree down, and then I cut it up?
What farking ice-hole he make this language?
Idiot, not Russian my ass."

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Postby FIGJAM » Fri Jun 17, 2011 11:42 am

Vegimite, bacon will!
"Don't buy ur Burn...........Build ur Burn!"

"If I can't find an answer, I'll create one!!!"

Fuck Im Good Just Ask Me

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Postby graidawg » Fri Jun 17, 2011 12:01 pm

MisaBlue wrote:
gyre wrote:
MisaBlue wrote:You only need two friends, poor so you feel rich and fat so you feel thin.

Where is that from, Misa?


Gyre, it is from My name is Earl ... and it seems as universal truth :D I laughed my ass off :D


i do like this misa, sadly my best friend is bother thinner and richer than me. still it makes me happy to think i give something unknown to his life
FREE THE SHERPAS
Burners with torches is right and natural and just.-fishy.
CATCH AND RELEASE.

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Postby Ugly Dougly » Fri Jun 17, 2011 2:55 pm

“This is the Captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.â€

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Postby Jax Dee » Fri Jun 17, 2011 6:29 pm

delle wrote:I was working in the kitchen.
Ken was at the table working on a project that potentially needed 4 hands from time to time.

He exclaimed somethingorother

I asked if he needed me.

"Of course I do. Just maybe not so much for this right yet."

:-)



I truly apologize for having best lines only from my daily life. Not much happens to me in English outside these 8 walls (that's 4 solid for my house and 4 virtual for here). So it's pretty much all I've got.


Don't apologize delle! I quite enjoyed your quotes :)

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Postby gyre » Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:12 pm

On getting pregnant, and having sex -


"I didn't know you could get drunk on fruity wine coolers."


Bristol Palin

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Postby Drawingablank » Fri Jun 24, 2011 8:39 am

"Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying "End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH," the paint wouldn't even have time to dry."

Terry Pratchett
Savannah: I don't know what it is, but no thread here escapes alive. You'll get 1 or 2 real answers at minimum, occasionally 10 or 12, and then we flog it until it's unrecognizable and you can't get your deposit back.

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Postby MyDearFriend » Fri Jun 24, 2011 8:27 pm

"We have this friendship that so sustains our spirits because, very simply, we have earned it."

Steven Brust
"You can be whoever you want to be, and sometimes people laugh and sometimes they clap, and mostly and beautifully they don't really care."

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Postby Foxfur » Fri Jun 24, 2011 8:36 pm

Her: I'd totally make out with you!
Me: What??!!?! :oops:
Her: Sorry, I was talking to her (points at the girl next to her). :shock: :shock: :shock:


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Re: Best Line Today

Postby Patsh » Mon Jul 18, 2011 7:45 am

Striving for excellence is motivating;

striving for perfection is demoralizing.
formerly, Triken

keep on triken' Mamma!
Triken' ma blues away....
.


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Cinema is Art
Television is Furniture

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby FIGJAM » Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:48 pm

"I gave you two bites at that apple, if you did'nt eat, fuck you!"
"Don't buy ur Burn...........Build ur Burn!"

"If I can't find an answer, I'll create one!!!"

Fuck Im Good Just Ask Me

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby ibdave » Mon Jul 25, 2011 4:56 pm

SOLD OUT
I was Born OK the 1st Time....

Don't bring defaultia to Burning Man, take Burning Man to defaultia...... graidawg

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby MyDearFriend » Mon Jul 25, 2011 7:06 pm

ibdave wrote:SOLD OUT


8)
"You can be whoever you want to be, and sometimes people laugh and sometimes they clap, and mostly and beautifully they don't really care."


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