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Re: Best Line Today

Postby lucky.bastard » Mon Jul 25, 2011 7:47 pm

burn night at a regional after the fire conclave had been going on for a while

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Re: Best Line Today

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by rgk » Tue Jul 26, 2011 10:11 pm

go for it. jeebus spoke to me through the stars. i have no idea what the fuck he said.
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Postby cpart » Tue Jul 26, 2011 11:32 pm

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby Eric » Wed Jul 27, 2011 12:15 am

"hey, I'm your birthday cake! You can't eat me until your birthday!"

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Postby gyre » Sun Jul 31, 2011 10:32 pm

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Postby gyre » Sun Jul 31, 2011 10:44 pm

^Rhino! wrote:you said playa dirt....you need compositional data on that? Primarily quartz, calcite, and halloysite clay - gypsum on the trace side.


paspoil wrote:Hello fellow Burners,
A certain ''Godfather'' from a reknowned camp showed me what ''Black Rock'' really meant by handing me a little black rock picked up from the ground (half a inch in size) and i'm wearing it now yearound my neck but after hearing those horror stories, i doubt it was a good idea....
Don't you think ? Can anyone reply to this for the sake of us all please ?


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Re: Best Line Today

Postby tamarakay » Thu Aug 11, 2011 12:24 pm

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Postby gyre » Thu Aug 11, 2011 9:27 pm

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby illy dilly » Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:50 am

Irreverent Moniker wrote: You go into any men's section and it's all blacks and browns, walk over to the women's area and it's like getting a blow job from a rainbow.

Quote of the day!
or maybe
Quote of a few weeks ago!
Makes me think of oneeyedick's tag line.

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby Drawingablank » Wed Sep 21, 2011 7:45 am

We had our yearly physicals yesterday and the doc called with our blood test results. When he asked my wife if my son and I drank much at the burn she came up with a classic - "well, not when they were asleep".
Savannah: I don't know what it is, but no thread here escapes alive. You'll get 1 or 2 real answers at minimum, occasionally 10 or 12, and then we flog it until it's unrecognizable and you can't get your deposit back.

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby ibdave » Wed Sep 21, 2011 8:53 am

Drawingablank wrote:We had our yearly physicals yesterday and the doc called with our blood test results. When he asked my wife if my son and I drank much at the burn she came up with a classic - "well, not when they were asleep".

8) 8) 8)


Note to self:(Drawingblank) Have yearly physical before burn,




























if needed........ 8) 8) 8)
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby Drawingablank » Wed Sep 21, 2011 9:14 am

Lol, funny thing is I drank a tiny bit less than I do in defaultia while on the playa. My son on the other hand drank pretty much non stop.

Luckily our neighbors were veteran burners who took him under their wing and actually convinced him to pound back water as well. You know how it is - dad don't know jack shit, but if a total stranger tells them exactly the same thing they believe it.
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby gyre » Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:44 pm

Craig Ferguson referring to a kid's camp ...

"It's like burning man for little people."

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby MisaBlue » Sun Oct 30, 2011 4:10 pm

The man are like carpet. Lay them down good the first time and you can walk over them the whole life.
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby ygmir » Sun Oct 30, 2011 4:12 pm

MisaBlue wrote:The man are like carpet. Lay them down good the first time and you can walk over them the whole life.


oh those nutty Czech proverbs........
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Postby Foxfur » Sun Nov 06, 2011 7:36 pm

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby Foxfur » Thu Nov 10, 2011 5:08 pm

"Squirrels know what to do with their nuts. Guys don't."
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby gyre » Wed Nov 16, 2011 9:40 am

"You have to fight against every injustice
because you never know how it will end."


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Re: Best Line Today

Postby Sham » Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:19 pm

So the UPS guy comes into the office today (real story) to make a delivery and puts the box between his knees while he gets his electronic pad ready for a signature. As I walked by, I couldn't help my self and said, "nice package between your legs buddy". I am expecting some sort of legal action against me over that one. :shock:

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby Sail Man » Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:43 pm

Shambala wrote:So the UPS guy comes into the office today (real story) to make a delivery and puts the box between his knees while he gets his electronic pad ready for a signature. As I walked by, I couldn't help my self and said, "nice package between your legs buddy". I am expecting some sort of legal action against me over that one. :shock:


:lol: :lol: :lol:

So Shambala, whats it like trying to walk with a square peg shoved up your round hole?

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby gyre » Wed Dec 07, 2011 5:59 pm

Would that have been funnier with a female ups driver?


Or just more actionable?

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby knowmad » Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:07 pm

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby knowmad » Thu Dec 15, 2011 11:45 pm

You would not belive how hard it is to have a Donkey show removed from your record.
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby gyre » Fri Dec 16, 2011 3:50 am

“People who make no noise are dangerous.”


and another ...

“Dressed in the lion's skin, the ass spread terror far and wide”

and ...


Beware
so long as you live,
of judging men by their outward appearance.


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Re: Best Line Today

Postby knowmad » Fri Dec 16, 2011 6:10 pm

"dressed in a leppard suit, the tart spread ass far and wide."
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby gyre » Mon Dec 19, 2011 9:43 pm

Sometimes I don't think you're taking this seriously at all ...

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby gyre » Fri Dec 23, 2011 8:54 pm

"Please don't stow your weapons in the overhead bins."


Announcement on a commercial flight for military personnel.

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby B the B » Mon Dec 26, 2011 10:15 am

"Before you criticise someone you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you do, you are a mile away and you have their shoes."
"what if one of these times the man says f it and decides to burn us?"

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby maryanimal » Mon Dec 26, 2011 4:48 pm

I was (trying) to read that thread called "....and my mind hums", or something like that. I laffed when I read this post from UglyDougly


Hey guess what you know what? Cause I heard they have a thing where they make a big man and a bunch of old hippies and freaks they go out way out into the desert and guess what they burn it, betcha didn't know that. And guess what there's naked ladies there are drugs too. Sounds real cool, doncha think?
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby Elderberry » Mon Dec 26, 2011 6:03 pm

I stopped clicking on that thread years ago. It never made sense to me.

maryanimal wrote:I was (trying) to read that thread called "....and my mind hums", or something like that. I laffed when I read this post from UglyDougly


Hey guess what you know what? Cause I heard they have a thing where they make a big man and a bunch of old hippies and freaks they go out way out into the desert and guess what they burn it, betcha didn't know that. And guess what there's naked ladies there are drugs too. Sounds real cool, doncha think?
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