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Postby Fire_Moose » Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:28 am

"I'm a lumberjack baby
I'm gonna cut you down to size
I'm a lumberjack baby
And you're the one that gets my prize
And when you hear my motor running
You know I surely be coppin' a rise
So I'm gonna crank it up and cut it down

I'm a lumberjack baby
I'm a lumberjack now baby
I'm a lumberjack baby
I'm a lumberjack baby
But I ain't jacked my lumber baby
Since my chain saw you"
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2K9 Camp Envy 2k12 Fucking Flamingoes
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Postby gyre » Fri Oct 29, 2010 11:53 pm

"Come as you are.
Leave as who you always wanted to be."


from the Parking Lot Movie

Love the film.
They also mention temporary autonomous zone.
And this was made in Virginia.

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Postby ygmir » Sat Nov 06, 2010 11:41 pm

From Mindy, at Doc Pyro's party, while Looneytunes was setting off his "poofer":


" and, remember, fire can't play with itself".........


I thought that was brilliant!!

good one Mindy!
YGMIR

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Postby gyre » Sat Feb 05, 2011 7:44 pm

"Life is like an analogy."

- Aaron Allston

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Postby themightyaghabheegy » Sat Feb 05, 2011 8:11 pm

'go fuck a fruit basket'

my brother
Let us go forth, the tellers of tales, and seize whatever prey the heart
long for, and have no fear.
Everything exists, everything is true, and the
earth is only a little dust under our feet.
~Yeats

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Postby TomServo » Sat Feb 05, 2011 8:22 pm

"you see commercials for casino's, with a guy who just struck it rich. Thats false advertising! Its like a fast food restaurant showing a person choking on a hamburger...'see this can happen!'"

-some girl
anything worth doing is worth overdoing..

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Postby graidawg » Sun Feb 06, 2011 12:06 am

heres one from my youth. Walking home from school two attractive girls in front of me (about 14 years old) have a little chat and i hear ".....fucked by a horse"

i would love to know how that came about
FREE THE SHERPAS
Burners with torches is right and natural and just.-fishy.
CATCH AND RELEASE.

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Postby gyre » Mon Feb 28, 2011 2:06 pm

"I didn't do anything wrong."

Bernie Madoff


"My people love me all."

Gaddafhi

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Postby gyre » Thu Mar 10, 2011 5:45 pm

Basic Flying Rules:

"Try to stay in the middle of the air. Do not go near the edges of it.

The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space.

It is much more difficult to fly there."

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Postby tamarakay » Thu Mar 10, 2011 6:49 pm

You might have a beautiful mouth, you might have beautiful eyes
But sooner or later it all goes south when you tell too many lies

Lucinda Williams, from Buttercup
When the only tool you got is a hammer, every problem looks like a hippie.

Mmmmmm I love the smell of Burning Man - Token

Getting overly dramatic about the ticket sale process is so 2012. - Maladroit


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Postby graidawg » Tue Mar 15, 2011 1:11 pm

I got this in a pm yesterday and i am still giggling


I feel like such a dick (which is quite a mouthful for a girl, let me tell you!!!) (groan)


thanks Delle
FREE THE SHERPAS
Burners with torches is right and natural and just.-fishy.
CATCH AND RELEASE.

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from "We From A Far"

Postby Rusted Iron » Sun Mar 20, 2011 12:07 am

"Maggots are fly-babies," Santa says. "I have something in my bag for them, too."

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Postby FIGJAM » Wed Mar 23, 2011 4:10 pm

"It could take months to lose that wieght, but you can be naked right now and thats just as good."
"Don't buy ur Burn...........Build ur Burn!"

"If I can't find an answer, I'll create one!!!"

Fuck Im Good Just Ask Me

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Postby Thecatman » Wed Mar 23, 2011 5:02 pm

FIGJAM wrote:"It could take months to lose that wieght, but you can be naked right now and thats just as good."

well,
there's nothing skinny about me skinny dipping
My cats are cuter than your grandkids!

"Government is not the solution to our problems, government is the problem." Ronald Reagan

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Postby gyre » Thu Mar 24, 2011 7:36 am

"Waking a person unnecessarily should not be considered a capital crime.
For a first offense, that is."


Robert Heinlein

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Postby tamarakay » Thu Mar 24, 2011 9:54 am

My five year old grandson Corbin said this morning as a big horse trailer passed by, "OH! I want a trailer like that with 12 long horsepower!!"
When the only tool you got is a hammer, every problem looks like a hippie.

Mmmmmm I love the smell of Burning Man - Token

Getting overly dramatic about the ticket sale process is so 2012. - Maladroit


http://www.dyewithdignity.com

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Postby lonestoner916 » Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:52 pm

gyre wrote:"Come as you are.
Leave as who you always wanted to be."


from the Parking Lot Movie

Love the film.
They also mention temporary autonomous zone.
And this was made in Virginia.


I just saw the Parking Lot Movie recently (Thanks, Netflix Instant!) and loved it. On the surface it's just a movie about a bunch of guys working in a corner parking lot but it goes MUCH deeper than that. Highly recommend it!!


Best line today: "I laugh too loudly and have trouble with eye contact."

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Postby gyre » Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:13 pm

"They are the soft bunny rabbits that will kill you if they get a hockey stick in their hands."

Craig Ferguson
on Canadians

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Postby delle » Fri Mar 25, 2011 5:34 am

Tom Waits listing off jobs he'd had:

"and then I was a labor organizer in a maternity ward"



(probly an old one, but new to me)
Worry is a misuse of imagination

She had blue skin, And so did he.
He kept it hid And so did she.
They searched for blue Their whole life through,
Then passed right by- And never knew.”

Shel Silverstein

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Postby gyre » Sun Mar 27, 2011 9:11 pm

"We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming."


Wernher von Braun

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Postby maryanimal » Sun Mar 27, 2011 9:57 pm

I have 2:

My brother Bob would say this, "Go take a flying fuck through a rolling donut".

And I heard this years ago, "You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose"'
Sometimes I'm confused by what I think is really obvious. But what I think is really obvious obviously isn't obvious.

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Postby TomServo » Sun Mar 27, 2011 10:26 pm

who says you cant pick your friends nose?
anything worth doing is worth overdoing..

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Postby FIGJAM » Mon Mar 28, 2011 10:58 am

If you count your chickens before they hatch, you can still make a nice omlette.
"Don't buy ur Burn...........Build ur Burn!"

"If I can't find an answer, I'll create one!!!"

Fuck Im Good Just Ask Me

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Postby Thecatman » Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:30 pm

Don't pick your peaches before they get all fuzzed up
My cats are cuter than your grandkids!

"Government is not the solution to our problems, government is the problem." Ronald Reagan

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Postby gyre » Thu Apr 14, 2011 5:34 pm

Isotopia wrote:You're probably confusing your spiritual euphoria with tetanus.

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Postby tamarakay » Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:47 pm

Our new CEO of 38 days, pointing at the rest of upper management at the back of the room during an employee meeting:

"THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE. We will NOT do this to our employees again. Do your jobs"

WOOT! Previous management did not require that these guys WORK lol
When the only tool you got is a hammer, every problem looks like a hippie.

Mmmmmm I love the smell of Burning Man - Token

Getting overly dramatic about the ticket sale process is so 2012. - Maladroit


http://www.dyewithdignity.com

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Postby gyre » Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:24 am

Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.

-Will Rogers

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Postby roanokejim » Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:08 pm

Hi Will Rogers. Yeah right. I like your lines. I pick it so fast. :D

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Postby gyre » Fri Apr 29, 2011 5:02 pm

directons to Beverly Hills

"Just go east on Sunset until you reach the gates of hell..."

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