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Re: What's my conspiracy?

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Re: What's my conspiracy?

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. . . Yeah. This is relevant. I don't have a will, but I should. Because the very few relatives I even have, don't want or need my money.

Therefore, I've thought for many years, as a very basic and new driver . . . I need a will.

I hate that. :cry:
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Re: What's my conspiracy?

Post by Simon of the Playa » Tue Apr 21, 2020 4:49 am

Protests against state stay-at-home orders have attracted a wide range of fringe activists and ardent Trump supporters. They have also attracted a family of political activists whom some Republican lawmakers have called "scam artists."

A family-run network of pro-gun groups is behind five of the largest Facebook groups dedicated to protesting the shelter-in-place restrictions, according to an NBC News analysis of Facebook groups and website registration information.

The groups were set up by four brothers — Chris, Ben, Aaron and Matthew Dorr — and have amassed more than 200,000 members collectively, including in states where they don't reside, according to an NBC News analysis based on public records searches and Facebook group registrations.


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Re: What's my conspiracy?

Post by Molotov » Tue Apr 21, 2020 8:09 am

Oh well, Simon, when in doubt, blame the guns, because, well...... guns!

To me, I think all of these people ignoring stay at home orders in states where case counts continue to increase are merely lemmings in search of a cliff to jump off.

I live in a rural county with no recorded cases, but I still mask up before going to get my mail at the post office, wear gloves, and practice social distancing because I don't know what little viral present somebody else has left behind.

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Post by Miura-7 » Tue Apr 21, 2020 8:50 am

I'm back in the culinary trench. Started work yesterday. If your employer gets his employees back to work, they get a grant instead of a loan. While I struggle with my conscience, I know it sounds stupid, and it is without a doubt. I'm happy to be back. I got addicted to watching homemade rat traps, and kind of found a parallel likeness to this current pandemic. People are like rats. At first they are apprehensive, but when the majority of the group climbs into the bucket, the rest easily follow. I'm mean this shit is worldwide, but because it doesn't directly effect them. Trump is a hero for paying them off, and everybody else is a whiney liberal. When did so many people become so mindnumbing, mentally challenged???

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P.S. I was rooting for the last Rat that tried not to go in the bucket, but eventually gave into peer pressure, or greed. I was also cheering for the baby iguana that escaped the beach that was overpopulated with a gang of 8 foot long snakes. It was being tactful while it's sibling was being dinner. Suddenly it was noticed, and it ran through the team of predators, like Jerry Rice with a football. Yeah! I needed to get back to work.

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Post by Miura-7 » Tue Apr 21, 2020 10:38 am

I'm one of those stupid rats.

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Post by Miura-7 » Tue Apr 21, 2020 10:40 am

Hopefully I'll survive my stupidity, long enough to do something meaningful.

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Post by ^Rhino! » Tue Apr 21, 2020 10:53 pm

Indeed, Miura-7. I sincerely hope you make it, and do so in a prosperous manner.

Here in the midwestern state of Missouri, our city is under a lockdown. I'm following it, and minimizing any and all contact with anyone. I've got another month of food even without the additional grocery shopping I do on a weekly basis to pick up meds (pharmacy is in the grocery store, but I'm using the drive-thru whenever possible. I've gone through a pile of books, and I still have a stack of DVDs yet to go. COVID-19 would kill me since I'm diabetic and have COPD. I go outside to the mailbox after 10 at night. Very little mail, if any. Oh, yeah, the garbage gets put out to the curb once a week too.

Please stay safe. all!
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Re: What's my conspiracy?

Post by FIGJAM » Wed Apr 22, 2020 5:57 am

A simple riddle.

Choose health or wealth.

The answer means life or death!!!
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Do you kids remember the grand old days of "Saturday Night's Main Event"? Back in the heyday kids were entranced and I shook my head in disbelief as I heard Terry Bollea a.k.a. Hulk Hogan push his spiel of "say your prayers, take your vitamins and believe in yourself" during the WWF steroid trial. From then on, when I heard the 'take you vitamins' part , I always said, "orals or injectables?" Hulk ended up looking like a fool, and Vincent McMahon Jr. looked even more like one.

And now Vinnie Mac is a huge Trump supporter = which means you'll never see me watch another WWE product ever again. Vinnie also gets hit pretty hard in the latest series from Vice TV - "The Dark Side of Wrestling". Any way to make a buck for old Vinnie Mac, putting asses in seats and getting the marks to buy the merchandise. And I was hoping a long time ago for New Jack to show up one day and teach Vinnie all about extreme.
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^Rhino! wrote:
Tue Apr 21, 2020 10:53 pm
Indeed, Miura-7. I sincerely hope you make it, and do so in a prosperous manner.

Here in the midwestern state of Missouri, our city is under a lockdown. I'm following it, and minimizing any and all contact with anyone. I've got another month of food even without the additional grocery shopping I do on a weekly basis to pick up meds (pharmacy is in the grocery store, but I'm using the drive-thru whenever possible. I've gone through a pile of books, and I still have a stack of DVDs yet to go. COVID-19 would kill me since I'm diabetic and have COPD. I go outside to the mailbox after 10 at night. Very little mail, if any. Oh, yeah, the garbage gets put out to the curb once a week too.

Please stay safe. all!
I do the late night P.O. check now. There are a few good things about going back to work in the good service business. Plenty of latex gloves, hand sanitizer, food, and my derilic co-workers I actually missed.

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Miura-7 wrote:
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P.S. I was rooting for the last Rat that tried not to go in the bucket, but eventually gave into peer pressure, or greed. I was also cheering for the baby iguana that escaped the beach that was overpopulated with a gang of 8 foot long snakes. It was being tactful while it's sibling was being dinner. Suddenly it was noticed, and it ran through the team of predators, like Jerry Rice with a football. Yeah! I needed to get back to work.
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^Rhino! wrote:
Tue Apr 21, 2020 10:53 pm
Indeed, Miura-7. I sincerely hope you make it, and do so in a prosperous manner.

Here in the midwestern state of Missouri, our city is under a lockdown. I'm following it, and minimizing any and all contact with anyone. I've got another month of food even without the additional grocery shopping I do on a weekly basis to pick up meds (pharmacy is in the grocery store, but I'm using the drive-thru whenever possible. I've gone through a pile of books, and I still have a stack of DVDs yet to go. COVID-19 would kill me since I'm diabetic and have COPD. I go outside to the mailbox after 10 at night. Very little mail, if any. Oh, yeah, the garbage gets put out to the curb once a week too.

Please stay safe. all!
I was actually headed your way back in October. I found a pair of 1943 PT23 Fairchild airplanes I could've got for cheap on EBay. I was going to use them for a mutant vehicle. Unfortunately I let my F350 sit too long, and the trip progressively lapsed into unaffordable at the time. It's been a landslide of disappointment since. Fortunately building a mutant vehicle with no place to go, wasn't one of them. The man I was dealing with was very cool about my situation, and I appreciated that. But damn I had so many ideas up my sleeve, I didn't know where to start. But hey! Everything happens for a reason. "The sky is bluer."

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Post by Miura-7 » Wed Apr 22, 2020 9:34 am

^P.S. It wasn't going to be an airplane, it was going to be a rolling abstraction.^

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Re: What's my conspiracy?

Post by Simon of the Playa » Thu Apr 23, 2020 6:02 am

Harrison, 37, was an unusual choice, with no formal education in public health, management, or medicine and with only limited experience in the fields. In 2006, he joined HHS in a one-year stint as a “Confidential Assistant” to Azar, who was then deputy secretary. He also had posts working for Vice President Dick Cheney, the Department of Defense and a Washington public relations company.

Before joining the Trump Administration in January 2018, Harrison’s official HHS biography says, he “ran a small business in Texas.” The biography does not disclose the name or nature of that business, but his personal financial disclosure forms show that from 2012 until 2018 he ran a company called Dallas Labradoodles.


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Post by Zona » Thu Apr 23, 2020 5:49 pm

Well the directed energy is telling me to post this.

I think you are going to be very mad, but hey not me, I was in the Navy and we had drills all the time.

So here it is, something larger, a bigger than you can see it.

Think about it all, the sound of it, for years and years.

(Hiding my ass there.)

It's from space.

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corona_(satellite)]
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Post by Molotov » Thu Apr 23, 2020 11:21 pm

Zona wrote:
Thu Apr 23, 2020 5:49 pm

..... EXCERPT: So here it is, something larger, a bigger than you can see it.

It's from space.

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corona_(satellite)]
Zona-

Those Corona satellite target markers In Casa Grande, AZ are still visible on Google Earth.

GPS: 32.835477, -111.860061

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Post by Simon of the Playa » Fri Apr 24, 2020 8:43 am

“WH call. Really want to flood Ny and NJ with treatment courses. Hospitals have it. Sick out patients don’t. And can’t get. So go through distribution channels as we discussed. If we have 29 million perhaps send a few million ASAP? WH wants follow up in AM.
We can get a lot more of this. Right Bob? Millions per week?“


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“ The Food and Drug Administration warned consumers Friday against taking malaria drugs chloroquine and hydroxychloroquine to treat Covid-19 outside a hospital or formal clinical trial setting after “serious” poisoning and deaths were reported. ”


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Re: What's my conspiracy?

Post by BBadger » Fri Apr 24, 2020 9:19 pm

I've totally figured out why Trump wants people to ingest disinfectant: he's secretly a pro-abortion advocate!

Back in the Great America era of the 1940s to 1960s, women used Lysol and other disinfectants as a type of birth control! It was the most common form of "birth control" until the pill was available!

So this is really just a ploy to bring us back to the good ol' days before women had reproductive freedom, or at least the kind that didn't cause chemical burns (and actually worked for that matter).

(read more about this here at Mother Jones)
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Post by some seeing eye » Fri Apr 24, 2020 11:26 pm

increasing the signal to noise ratio with compassion

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Post by Simon of the Playa » Sat Apr 25, 2020 6:28 am

"I got toilet bowl cleaner, carpet cleaner, Swiffer WetJet refills — you name it — just so me and my family will be ready if the president announces one of these things can treat Chinese virus,” made-up man Troy Mitchell said in the fictional story. "You never know what might work in a pinch!”
That suddenly less-funny March 25 article eerily foreshadowed a press conference the president held Thursday, where he suggested cleaning agents might knock out the virus that has killed more than 193,000 people worldwide in roughly five months, according to Johns Hopkins University.


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Post by Miura-7 » Sun Apr 26, 2020 11:10 am

DON'T DO IT!!!

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Post by Molotov » Sun Apr 26, 2020 8:20 pm

And that cleaning agent he referred to is UV light of a specific frequency. Not any other type of consumable item. Get the facts straight.

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Molotov wrote:
Sun Apr 26, 2020 8:20 pm
And that cleaning agent he referred to is UV light of a specific frequency. Not any other type of consumable item. Get the facts straight.
good luck there.
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Mon Apr 27, 2020 6:01 am

i got your facts right here...

Trump’s activities since taking office—the gutting of the State Department, the jackals in the Oval Office, Helsinki, Mueller obstruction, Ukraine skulduggery, and his willful non-response to the covid pandemic—make clear that the longtime mob money launderer has spent most of his presidency doing Putin’s bidding, just as Clinton predicted. Allow cyberattacks against the United States? Check. Encourage espionage against our people? Check. Spout the Putin line? Always. Sign up for his wish list? Like a porn addict on OnlyFans. Break up NATO? Western Europe is as divided now as it’s been since the forties. Continue to get help from him? Every fucking day.


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“ So Trump needs money that doesn’t ask a lot of questions. He’s happy to pay extra—and pay it he will—because in his mind interest comes without cost: he can write it off his taxes, or he can flush it in bankruptcy, or he can pass it on to his customers, or he can get his investors to give him enough to wash it all out, or he can refinance if and when the straight lending world comes back to him. He’s happy to take Russian money because in his mind, it’s an asset to him to have Russian lenders; it makes him more likely to play the real estate market in Russia.

But he knows that if his name and a Russian lender’s appear on the same finance document, that’s discoverable: by the IRS, by the agencies he probably reports to, by the gaming commissions, by the state regulators, by his ex-wives, by his last set of creditors, by the next bankruptcy trustee he has to deal with. So how does he get money from a Russian bank into his pocket, and how does he repay money to the Russian bank, without leaving that paper trail?

Simple. He does not borrow directly from the Russian bank. He borrows from a straw-man bank, like Deutsche, and has the Russian bank act as a silent guarantor.

The Mazars and Deutsche Bank documents almost certainly contain damning information that confirms all of this, and that will collapse his Trump Tower of Cards—which is why Trump has moved heaven and earth to keep them secret.”
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Post by lucky420 » Tue Apr 28, 2020 6:46 am

ygmir wrote:
Sun Apr 26, 2020 8:36 pm
Molotov wrote:
Sun Apr 26, 2020 8:20 pm
And that cleaning agent he referred to is UV light of a specific frequency. Not any other type of consumable item. Get the facts straight.
good luck there.
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Post by Perpetual Burn » Tue Apr 28, 2020 8:35 pm

It's not even a conspiracy since it's true... but lemme try to reword it...

There is an organization that determines what products are safe and effective for human consumption...

They have a Boss with a great tan that assures he is well aware that their decisions will be fabulous in his opinion...

So this guy knows which products are gonna succeed... and he may or may not let his former financial advisors know which ones to invest his former portfolio in... that he'll never get back till he's done leading the free world into debt and a war on Chinese food.

Don't worry, Congress gets a cut-I mean say on these medications too...

If I wasn't a righteous American with great faith in our benevolent rulers... I'd say this sounds like insider trading...

Good thing for that tan guy all the police work for him too.

But don't fret! The Blue team doesn't do this... minus it's their job to review all FDA approvals... but they don't usually have much money, I mean only like 97% of them are millionaires. No need to deal with investment bankers... cause they're too busy giving money to guys who need karate lessons cause Ninjas killed their parents. :mrgreen:
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