It takes 46 muscles to frown....

[TomServo]

...but only 4 to flip them the bird.

[LostinReno]

...but only 4 to flip them the bird.

.....and some days....there just aren't enough middle fingers!

[Sham]

How do you flip the bird when you only have 4 fingers?

[teardropper]

So, Mickey and Minnie were in front of the judge in divorce court and the judge tells Mickey, "...but I don't see how that makes her crazy?"

And Mickey says, "Judge, I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was fuckin' Goofy."

[goathead]

but how many to pull the trigger?
or light the fuse?

[MistressSybs]

...but only 4 to flip them the bird.

.....and some days....there just aren't enough middle fingers!

pffffft! Some days???? Shiiiit! I wasn't born with enough middle fingers!

[Ugly Dougly]

It only takes me a margarita, half a bowl of pot and some illicit sex to turn my frown into a smile.