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Post by Fire_Moose » Wed Sep 22, 2010 11:13 am

I'm looking for a big tittied goth girl with a high lung capacity and less then 40% of her body tattooed. If any one has any leads please PM me.
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Post by Eric » Wed Sep 22, 2010 12:40 pm

leave Scottsdale. Come to SF.

You will find what you seek. Everywhere. Some of them are even straight.

(I grew up in Scottsdale. It's a lovely place to be from....)
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Post by Homiesinheaven » Wed Sep 22, 2010 12:44 pm

hahaha, happy honest huntings!

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Post by Fire_Moose » Wed Sep 22, 2010 1:18 pm

Eric, i don't know how i could cope with only getting one desert party a year.


Any one visit the Jameson pub on 4:30 and C? They had a cute goth girl with great knockers...
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Post by flatlander13 » Wed Sep 22, 2010 8:02 pm

Thanks Moosey…..that’s the first good story I have heard for 2010.
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Post by Trishntek » Thu Sep 23, 2010 12:54 am

That tat thing would be a tall order, unless you find a yungun' I know of some prospects,,,, one of them my youngest daughter (25) in Denver. But she is in a LTR. The other is in Vancouver, BC.

What you seek seems to be in high demand,,,, but they do exist! It seems in my post pubescent years, it was at the time I gave up finding someone special that my search would be fulfilled. Kind of a paradox I guess.
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Post by gyre » Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:25 am

I know this girl.
Don't know how to quantify tattoos though.

Hey, have you tried burning singles?

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Post by velocirafter » Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:42 am

well if noone else is going to ask....

....what are you going doing?
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Post by gerlachedNloaded » Thu Sep 23, 2010 5:48 am

ask Doc Pyro :D we had one materialize in BDC this year with a penchant for Liquor and the back end of RV's.. as long as that's not a problem. just sayin...
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Post by C.f.M. » Thu Sep 23, 2010 6:11 am

gerlachedNloaded wrote:ask Doc Pyro :D we had one materialize in BDC this year with a penchant for Liquor and the back end of RV's.. as long as that's not a problem. just sayin...
She's going to blog and post about it in a year or so, though, so be sure the camera in the back of the RV is working when you need evidence of what happened.

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Re: Looking for...

Post by Sail Man » Thu Sep 23, 2010 7:44 am

Fire_Moose wrote:I'm looking for a big tittied goth girl with a high lung capacity and less then 40% of her body tattooed. If any one has any leads please PM me.
Oh great. Now I'm sitting at work fantasizing about big titties goth girls with strategically placed tat's :lol:
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Post by pinemom » Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:36 am

try suicide girls ....yes....dot com
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Post by Token » Thu Sep 23, 2010 2:14 pm

By the end of winter I'll have some nice titties and I only have a couple tatts.

I goth up real well.

What you got in mind?

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Post by Fire_Moose » Thu Sep 23, 2010 2:54 pm

pinemom wrote:try suicide girls ....yes....dot com
Well Duhr, the problem is none of them are willing to meet me after i message them, Can't figure out why...

Token wrote:By the end of winter I'll have some nice titties and I only have a couple tatts.

I goth up real well.

What you got in mind?

You, me, a baby lamb, a 20 foot pentagram, and a copy of the necronomicon....need i say more?
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Post by MisaBlue » Thu Sep 23, 2010 3:01 pm

High lung capacity?

What are you up to? :)

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Post by gyre » Thu Sep 23, 2010 6:14 pm

Underwater demolition.



What else?

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Post by ygmir » Thu Sep 23, 2010 8:16 pm

my dad was UDT.......landed on Omaha Beach.........
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Post by gyre » Thu Sep 23, 2010 8:47 pm

Pretty serious place to work.

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Post by ygmir » Thu Sep 23, 2010 8:55 pm

yeah......
hazardous job, but, at least the pay was bad and so was the food.
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Post by Dr. Pyro » Fri Sep 24, 2010 7:43 am

GerlachNLoaded, you know as well as I that she wasn't a goth chick. She was a Goddamned vampire!

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Post by gerlachedNloaded » Fri Sep 24, 2010 8:10 am

low iron count Doc? Just that much easier to catch the Playa buzz eh :D
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Post by Fire_Moose » Mon Sep 27, 2010 12:49 pm

'nother weekend down. 'nother weekend wasted.
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Post by googbox » Mon Sep 27, 2010 3:01 pm

Damn, you just described me.

Big boobed, yup.
Goth... well I prefer the term burner chick. Actually, yup, not goth.
Less than 40% tattoos- I have 5 small, strategically placed ones. Getting 3 more in the next year. Hopefully one day I'll come into enough mad money to get my full back piece done... ok so the 40% thing is temporary.
high lung capacity- I used to be able to hold my breath for 90 seconds. Haven't tried since I became one of those non smokers who actually bums cigarettes from strangers after 3 or 4 beers.

Dammit, and I thought I had all the criteria.

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Post by Fire_Moose » Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:56 am

Close enough, get in the van.
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Post by gerlachedNloaded » Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:59 am

QUIETLY. you weren't followed, right?! :shock:
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Post by gyre » Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:04 am

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