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Post by pinemom » Thu Sep 30, 2010 8:07 pm

I know if your reading this, hopefully you have seen a survival guide at some point of your life.

If your a B'irgin, go find one, read it , go at least twice, and still dont come in here with your theory.


So ...ah...Burners...

Have you ever noticed in the survival guide....somewhere, as its different every year, that there is a Bubble, that contains the statement...

" burningman is an experiment in a temporary civilization "

Ok...ya Ive only been posting in here for 5 or so yrs...so this thread, may have come and gone and wasnt a good idea for a thread after all?

But I have funny thoughts at times...

Here's my conspiracy theory: laugh if you wish, because Im not serious...am I.


The federal super secret societal service, took their best agent,
#86-L.Harvey and sent him to San Francisco to see where all this drug and free love thing was going...."ie...to see if it was a national threat"...

L. Harvey was so good at getting in good with the locals, that he had a party to get them to invite more and more people. (observation purposes only, mind you)
Well after much success in getting in really deep undercover,numerous gatherings on Bakers beach. All the while reporting to the government.
Making a secret meeting for handing over pertinent information, a fellow "friend" see's this transaction, and is just sure he is the FUZZ....

...He assures her that he is not, The FUZZ, but was being harassed by The FUZZ.. as they had certain information that he was the leader of this new cult on Bakers beach.

He also told "friend" that to prove it, he would take the Party somewhere to where The FUZZ wouldnt know where they went.

So this is how the Party moved to Black Rock dessert.

Now their really watching the hell out of us....


















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Post by Eric » Thu Sep 30, 2010 8:23 pm

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Post by Trishntek » Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:18 pm

Did ya see those silent helicopters above us during burn nights? Hell they were probably there every night and we just never look up while in the city.

And think of all the stool samples they get via JOTS.

Then there's that whole "inspection" thing at the gate. While one distracts you with opening and closing your shit boxes, there's another one with xray goggles trying to determine if you have any weapons of mass destruction. Not that they would prevent you from entering with WMD on board,,,, no no NO! They would simply place a special agent on your ass posing as that one daily visitor to your camp with a gift to gab and honestly demonstrates a desperation for something to do while doing nothing but talk.

But upon further contemplation, there must be something said for the overall study of human behavior in a hostile environment while psychologically AND physiologically challenged. Kind of like a real-time testing facility for worst-case-scenario model of post-apocalyptic human conditions.
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Post by ygmir » Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:24 pm

hey, maybe the "Power to the Playa" group was part of that?
I've heard of using foreign operatives, to get around the constitution........

also, I'm told, the military and others have or do study BRC for info about high density, severe conditions, enclosed areas..........high concentrations, of people, as such........
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Post by Fire_Moose » Fri Oct 01, 2010 7:35 am

Shit, I'm calling in the big guns to get to the bottom of this!


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Post by Simon of the Playa » Fri Oct 01, 2010 8:03 am

look away, there is nothing to see here.
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Fri Oct 01, 2010 8:04 am

Trishntek wrote:Did ya see those silent helicopters above us during burn nights? Hell they were probably there every night and we just never look up while in the city.

And think of all the stool samples they get via JOTS.

Then there's that whole "inspection" thing at the gate. While one distracts you with opening and closing your shit boxes, there's another one with xray goggles trying to determine if you have any weapons of mass destruction. Not that they would prevent you from entering with WMD on board,,,, no no NO! They would simply place a special agent on your ass posing as that one daily visitor to your camp with a gift to gab and honestly demonstrates a desperation for something to do while doing nothing but talk.

But upon further contemplation, there must be something said for the overall study of human behavior in a hostile environment while psychologically AND physiologically challenged. Kind of like a real-time testing facility for worst-case-scenario model of post-apocalyptic human conditions.

I SAID, LOOK AWAY, THERE IS NOTHING TO SEE HERE.
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Post by oneeyeddick » Fri Oct 01, 2010 8:07 am

Piney shouldn't drink the Kool-Aid before she feeds her chickens.
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.

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Post by Simon of the Playa » Fri Oct 01, 2010 8:13 am

CHICKENS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS.


ITS THE TURKEYS THAT ARE GOING TO BE EATEN.
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Post by H.G.Crosby » Fri Oct 01, 2010 8:17 am

i think the boys at Haa-vaahd and MIT might have something to do with this, No?



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Post by Jerome Templaugh » Fri Oct 01, 2010 8:21 am

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Post by ZeroandOne » Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:49 am

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:54 am

Concentration camps have discovered a new model.
Sobibor and Manzanar were way too obvious.

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Post by Lassen Forge » Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:59 am

It's even better when the inmates not only travel there willingly, but WANT to go.

And pay no attention to those helicopters. They are not there. Nor were they ever there. Infrasound-generated hallucinations. Which didn't exist either Just like the F-18's with chemical injection aft of the turbine outlet, makes dispersal of agents easy, quick, and as an added bonus, people look UP when they fly over.

But like I said, none of this exists.

Nice subject & control group, however, if someone DID want to do a study. Which they don't. And never did.

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Post by Snowah Zark » Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:59 am

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Post by Lassen Forge » Fri Oct 01, 2010 10:04 am

THAT was a sad fucking movie.

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Post by geospyder » Fri Oct 01, 2010 10:11 am

BBS - For years I use to get a letter from the DOD once a year saying that if I had certain symptoms I would have priority at the VA but I could not say where I had been or what I had did when I wasn't there. I stopped getting those letters about five years ago. Hmmm - based on your post maybe things have been declassified :shock:
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Post by Liz Estrada » Fri Oct 01, 2010 10:19 am

WIKILEAKS, EAT YOUR FUCKING HEART OUT!!!
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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Oct 01, 2010 10:26 am

I don't know who to thank more, ZeroandOne for that cool Eye in the Sky cover, or Liz Estrada for finding a bit of Spy Magazine.

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Post by Simon of the Playa » Fri Oct 01, 2010 10:27 am

you know how i love puns, and Triple Entendres.
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Post by Lassen Forge » Fri Oct 01, 2010 10:31 am

geospyder wrote:BBS - For years I use to get a letter from the DOD once a year saying that if I had certain symptoms I would have priority at the VA but I could not say where I had been or what I had did when I wasn't there. I stopped getting those letters about five years ago. Hmmm - based on your post maybe things have been declassified :shock:
You know this, but I can neither confirm nor deny that. Sorry. As none of the above exists (it was all taken off consporacy theory sites) it is all fun conjecture. Or not... um... never mind.

BTW - hope you held on to those letters, because when your medfile vanishes (yeah, St Louis Fire my butt!) , you'll need something to show the VA. Someone may even confirm their validity and save your life. Just saying...

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Post by Snowah Zark » Fri Oct 01, 2010 10:33 am

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Post by adam link » Fri Oct 01, 2010 10:49 am

DJ NLP !!!


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Post by Elorrum » Fri Oct 01, 2010 12:03 pm

make the prisoners, strike that, customers, strike that, participants... yes, participants. Make them feel that they are controlling their own experience.

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Post by thisisthatwhichis » Fri Oct 01, 2010 12:13 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:Piney shouldn't drink the Kool-Aid before she feeds her chickens.
Ohhh Shit!!!.... I think she took the Red Pill...........
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Post by Nitevenus » Fri Oct 01, 2010 12:17 pm

....and to think that all those whimpy facemasks are a poor excuse of filtering out what's really blowing around in the playa dust.....as it coats your skin and gets absorbed anyway. AND the participants take it home with them to get dosed all year long when they longingly shake it up to fondly remember home.

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