Strange musings...

[pinemom]

I know if your reading this, hopefully you have seen a survival guide at some point of your life.

If your a B'irgin, go find one, read it , go at least twice, and still dont come in here with your theory.


So ...ah...Burners...

Have you ever noticed in the survival guide....somewhere, as its different every year, that there is a Bubble, that contains the statement...

" burningman is an experiment in a temporary civilization "

Ok...ya Ive only been posting in here for 5 or so yrs...so this thread, may have come and gone and wasnt a good idea for a thread after all?

But I have funny thoughts at times...

Here's my conspiracy theory: laugh if you wish, because Im not serious...am I.


The federal super secret societal service, took their best agent,
#86-L.Harvey and sent him to San Francisco to see where all this drug and free love thing was going...."ie...to see if it was a national threat"...

L. Harvey was so good at getting in good with the locals, that he had a party to get them to invite more and more people. (observation purposes only, mind you)
Well after much success in getting in really deep undercover,numerous gatherings on Bakers beach. All the while reporting to the government.
Making a secret meeting for handing over pertinent information, a fellow "friend" see's this transaction, and is just sure he is the FUZZ....

...He assures her that he is not, The FUZZ, but was being harassed by The FUZZ.. as they had certain information that he was the leader of this new cult on Bakers beach.

He also told "friend" that to prove it, he would take the Party somewhere to where The FUZZ wouldnt know where they went.

So this is how the Party moved to Black Rock dessert.

Now their really watching the hell out of us....


















hahahaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Eric]

No ones supposed to know!

[Trishntek]

Did ya see those silent helicopters above us during burn nights? Hell they were probably there every night and we just never look up while in the city.

And think of all the stool samples they get via JOTS.

Then there's that whole "inspection" thing at the gate. While one distracts you with opening and closing your shit boxes, there's another one with xray goggles trying to determine if you have any weapons of mass destruction. Not that they would prevent you from entering with WMD on board,,,, no no NO! They would simply place a special agent on your ass posing as that one daily visitor to your camp with a gift to gab and honestly demonstrates a desperation for something to do while doing nothing but talk.

But upon further contemplation, there must be something said for the overall study of human behavior in a hostile environment while psychologically AND physiologically challenged. Kind of like a real-time testing facility for worst-case-scenario model of post-apocalyptic human conditions.

[ygmir]

hey, maybe the "Power to the Playa" group was part of that?
I've heard of using foreign operatives, to get around the constitution........

also, I'm told, the military and others have or do study BRC for info about high density, severe conditions, enclosed areas..........high concentrations, of people, as such........

[Fire_Moose]

Shit, I'm calling in the big guns to get to the bottom of this!

[Simon of the Playa]

look away, there is nothing to see here.

[Simon of the Playa]

Did ya see those silent helicopters above us during burn nights? Hell they were probably there every night and we just never look up while in the city.

And think of all the stool samples they get via JOTS.

Then there's that whole "inspection" thing at the gate. While one distracts you with opening and closing your shit boxes, there's another one with xray goggles trying to determine if you have any weapons of mass destruction. Not that they would prevent you from entering with WMD on board,,,, no no NO! They would simply place a special agent on your ass posing as that one daily visitor to your camp with a gift to gab and honestly demonstrates a desperation for something to do while doing nothing but talk.

But upon further contemplation, there must be something said for the overall study of human behavior in a hostile environment while psychologically AND physiologically challenged. Kind of like a real-time testing facility for worst-case-scenario model of post-apocalyptic human conditions.

I SAID, LOOK AWAY, THERE IS NOTHING TO SEE HERE.

[oneeyeddick]

Piney shouldn't drink the Kool-Aid before she feeds her chickens.

[Simon of the Playa]

CHICKENS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS.


ITS THE TURKEYS THAT ARE GOING TO BE EATEN.

[H.G.Crosby]

i think the boys at Haa-vaahd and MIT might have something to do with this, No?



"and there is good old Boston,
the home of the bean and the Cod.
Where the Cabots speak only to Lowells,
And the Lowells speak only to God"



rotflmao...

a deep hearty laugh, as in he who does it last.

[Jerome Templaugh]

[ZeroandOne]

[Ugly Dougly]

Concentration camps have discovered a new model.
Sobibor and Manzanar were way too obvious.

[Lassen Forge]

It's even better when the inmates not only travel there willingly, but WANT to go.

And pay no attention to those helicopters. They are not there. Nor were they ever there. Infrasound-generated hallucinations. Which didn't exist either Just like the F-18's with chemical injection aft of the turbine outlet, makes dispersal of agents easy, quick, and as an added bonus, people look UP when they fly over.

But like I said, none of this exists.

Nice subject & control group, however, if someone DID want to do a study. Which they don't. And never did.

[Snowah Zark]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Day_the_Clown_Cried

[Lassen Forge]

THAT was a sad fucking movie.

[Liz Estrada]

[adam link]

[geospyder]

BBS - For years I use to get a letter from the DOD once a year saying that if I had certain symptoms I would have priority at the VA but I could not say where I had been or what I had did when I wasn't there. I stopped getting those letters about five years ago. Hmmm - based on your post maybe things have been declassified

[Liz Estrada]

WIKILEAKS, EAT YOUR FUCKING HEART OUT!!!

[theCryptofishist]

I don't know who to thank more, ZeroandOne for that cool Eye in the Sky cover, or Liz Estrada for finding a bit of Spy Magazine.

My crusty little heart is melting.

[Simon of the Playa]

you know how i love puns, and Triple Entendres.

[Lassen Forge]

BBS - For years I use to get a letter from the DOD once a year saying that if I had certain symptoms I would have priority at the VA but I could not say where I had been or what I had did when I wasn't there. I stopped getting those letters about five years ago. Hmmm - based on your post maybe things have been declassified :shock:

You know this, but I can neither confirm nor deny that. Sorry. As none of the above exists (it was all taken off consporacy theory sites) it is all fun conjecture. Or not... um... never mind.

BTW - hope you held on to those letters, because when your medfile vanishes (yeah, St Louis Fire my butt!) , you'll need something to show the VA. Someone may even confirm their validity and save your life. Just saying...

But what fun times we had. Oh yes we did.

[Snowah Zark]

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[H.G.Crosby]

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[adam link]

DJ NLP !!!


motherfuckers.

[Simon of the Playa]

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[Elorrum]

make the prisoners, strike that, customers, strike that, participants... yes, participants. Make them feel that they are controlling their own experience.

[thisisthatwhichis]

Piney shouldn't drink the Kool-Aid before she feeds her chickens.

Ohhh Shit!!!.... I think she took the Red Pill...........

[Nitevenus]

....and to think that all those whimpy facemasks are a poor excuse of filtering out what's really blowing around in the playa dust.....as it coats your skin and gets absorbed anyway. AND the participants take it home with them to get dosed all year long when they longingly shake it up to fondly remember home.