Terrans Vs. Spacemen

[Boijoy]

yea.. poor kid has terrible skin. But I like his outfits. hes kinda naughty.

[Eric]

It's not the skin. I'm a bit better than thinking someone is unattractive because they have bad skin- it's the fact he's plucked & manufactured to an inch of his life.

And his music sucks.

*blech*

[adam link]

[ZeroandOne]

http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/phoen ... index.html

[fuck-head.]

[Simon of the Playa]

http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/11/09/california.contrails/

[Snowah Zark]

http://www.embedstock.com/video/68810/T ... al-Messiah

[fuck-head.]

eschaton (ES-ka-ton)

A dramatic transformation of reality from what we know or imagine it to be. Literally, the end of the world.

[Simon of the Playa]

[Simon of the Playa]

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/11/17/scien ... 7dark.html

[knowmad]

A bat that was clinging to space shuttle Discovery’s external fuel tank during the countdown to launch the STS-119 mission remained with the spacecraft as it cleared the tower, analysts at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center concluded.A bat that was clinging to space shuttle Discovery’s external fuel tank during the countdown to launch the STS-119 mission remained with the spacecraft as it cleared the tower, analysts at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center concluded. NASA



See we are not the only ones that wanna get off this rock.

or get their rocks off...

[adam link]

[Simon of the Playa]

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[knowmad]

As a Bunny, I just wanna say; oor sad humans.

Edit fo dumb dub post.

[knowmad]

As a Bunny, I just wanna say; poor sad humans.

[Snowah Zark]

VS.





i think the choice is obvious.

[moonrise]

Uh Oh, S.o.t.p. (and all his other zany "braniacs"...excluding Liz Estrada-wtf Liz? why are you here? You unmedicated bitch!?...oh oops, was thinking outloud...Liz, you frighten me, get out of my dreams!)
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Ok, now this a "camp rant, got it?" Nothing set in stone...just fun conjecture in a nut shell
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"Um, Simon you dun' got the moon all riled up now!...in a good way though...it is my understanding spacemen/spacewomen must be 100% healthy, therefore LEAVING THE INJURED, SICK AND PERFECTLY-IMPERFECT terran humans BEHIND TO ROT AWAY right? Yes, you do. (F you, you pricks!...unless you get back with cures and pronto!)

(I think you can guess the moon's camp by now, but wait there's more!)

Let's say fuck you to the SPACEMEN...for now and STOP WASTING gaziilions of dollars trying to send the HEALTHY terran humans to other planets, WE CAN DO THAT LATER! AFTER YOU FIX THE INJURED AND SICK and then you can TAKE US WITH YOU!...DUH... and don't give me that crap about the Earth needing eco help or when we find the endless other other inhabitable planets needin' it either...(I spoke to some and they said "no worries moon, there are endless ones you can gobble up, afterall, life has a way of making life better for itself and we are endless and we like you terran humans, go ahead, gobble all you want"...I told them, "Reveal yourselves! and hurry the fuck up!" "As in a New York minute, huh?" we had more words but I won't waste time going there)

To quote Max Moore "...genetic engineering seems to be one of the most moral things we can do..." (yes, he used the word thing, lmao, the Marhta Stewart of science I guess...ok, fine Maxy, just hurry up! It is a "good thing"..."now get 'er done!")

To quote this lovely lady, Natasha Vita More, in not so many words but close enough "...imagine a designer Versace body, shimmering marble one minute and then silvery and then back to marble, something about light as a feather and flying..bla bla bla..." ok pretty lady but GET OUT OF MAX MOORES WAY!
HE NEEDS TO FIX THE FRIGGIN' BROKEN PEOPLE FIRST!
You can make us into pretty shimmering floating angles LATER! (Unless moonrise is too riled up to realize Nathasha does work with beauty from the inside out first...then sorry nice lady)

Very basic analogies but moonrirse joins Terran camp...plays fun games with spaceman camp because moonrise does know we'll want more endless planets to enjoy later.

Terrans all the way!

@Zeroandone...nice pretty photos of outter space but I am sure you understand....we'll get to those planets after we fix our bodies eg brain, spinal injury, cancer, artificial limbs etc, first,,,, ok?!

Costume idea for a human terran? Shitloads of robotic gadgets all over the body and virtual reality screens if front of his face...but wait, won't that interefere with my "tin foil hat?!?!" (mini PANIC!) I'm willing to lose the tin foil hat for a couple of weeks I suppose, at least while on the Playa...I feel safer there...hmmm, or maybe a giant tin foil...and maybe I can buy it in bulk at....

[Jerome Templaugh]

http://www.csmonitor.com/Innovation/One ... et-to-Mars

[moonrise]

http://www.csmonitor.com/Innovation/One ... et-to-Mars

You're a Spacemanwomen eh? Welp, at least you figured out how to save 80% of the zillions of $'s that could go toward fixing the Human Terran diseases and injuries.

Maybe throw us a bone if you find one that'll help, aim for the blue marble, ok?
(at least you're thrifty, grumble grumble, space cadets if they only knew...I tell ya'...now where's that tin foil?... my hat is getting all loose...)

[Simon of the Playa]

it is our evolutionary destiny.

we will transform as a species, evolve into Techno-Humanoids, and we will travel the universe looking for hot alien chicks to bang.


accept this transition or you will not score any hot alien chicks.



did i mention the hot alien chicks?

[Simon of the Playa]

[ZeroandOne]

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[moonrise]

Okay, If I wanna change my mind and get on board, can I wear my tin foil hat?


Hopefully we can get our injuries and diseases fixed on the ship....and send the cures and fixes down to Earth. They'll need to be as healthy as possible for more spaceship building. (can't take them all from the git go you know, or can we?)

[Simon of the Playa]

good....

sorry i had to use the power of BOOBIES to persuade you, but i'm afraid it was nipplary, oops, i mean necessary.

now go outside, look to the heavens, and dream of the day when we travel to the Areola Boneralis.

[Simon of the Playa]

[moonrise]

"We have seen you on the sacred box, the sacred box with the pictures........we do not speak it's name...."

"We know you're Simon; from outter space"






(...the fringes... the paper hat crowd...) hahaha

[Simon of the Playa]

at about 7:30 into video is the kicker...


"C'mon honey, tell Uncle Simon what is the most BEAUTIFUL thing in the ENTIRE world?".....



"Disco"

[moonrise]

Yes, yes........the precious DISCO...mmmm.mmm good, mmm mmmm good, that's what Campbell's soup is mmm mmmm good
(and where are the royalties, huh? nts, must cal SAG...hahaha )

[Simon of the Playa]

God is an Astronaut.

[ygmir]