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Re: WTF

Post by Patsh » Wed Nov 23, 2011 7:29 pm

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Triken wrote:FIGJAM,
You're a riot!

(screen wipes, please)
I believe that the request for screen wipes has be accompanied by naming the substance that landed on the screen.



I suppose if it's really gross, you can just say "milk".
Just got back from a store run with my son, and now I'm supposed to remember what that was!!
I do believe this time it was blue stuff coming from the other side of the screen...
possibly some blended smurf delicacy.
(seems to be something funny with the blender!!)
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Re: WTF

Post by BBadger » Thu Nov 24, 2011 10:28 am

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Re: WTF

Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Nov 24, 2011 1:34 pm

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Re: WTF

Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Nov 24, 2011 1:36 pm

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"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
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Re: WTF

Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Nov 24, 2011 1:47 pm

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Re: WTF

Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Nov 24, 2011 1:48 pm

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Re: WTF

Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Nov 24, 2011 1:56 pm

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Come full circle, haven't I?
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Re: WTF

Post by BBadger » Thu Nov 24, 2011 2:28 pm

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Re: WTF

Post by Ugly Dougly » Fri Nov 25, 2011 2:18 pm

Euna's the hot one.

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Re: WTF

Post by Patsh » Fri Nov 25, 2011 4:31 pm

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Post by maryanimal » Fri Nov 25, 2011 8:46 pm

Triken wrote:Try this on for size....

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/25BHem/ww ... OR9-FXdIm0


LMAOOh Triken! That's so funny and so cute!! Poor l'il weiner! I'm glad he got some!! bI had to watch it twice!
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Re: WTF

Post by Ugly Dougly » Sat Nov 26, 2011 10:44 pm

That got me more excited that I wanted to be.

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Re: WTF

Post by Patsh » Sat Nov 26, 2011 10:54 pm

OOPS!!! :oops:

(*chuckle*)
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Re: WTF

Post by Patsh » Mon Nov 28, 2011 9:30 am

Hey Foxfur...

That doesn't really look like a 'regular' cigarette, now, does it?? :?
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Re: WTF

Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Nov 28, 2011 9:35 am

Well, considering that the kid stole it from that chicken, I'd say it's an early 20th-century chicken cigar.
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Re: WTF

Post by Patsh » Mon Nov 28, 2011 9:38 am

You're probably right, there, Fishy!
It's the only logical conclusion!! :D
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Re: WTF

Post by Nipple » Mon Nov 28, 2011 9:40 am

I'd never steal from a chicken.

Not only would they cut you for your wallet... they'd cut you purely for the love of cuttin'.

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Re: WTF

Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Nov 28, 2011 9:44 am

Doubly true when they have their fighting knives on...
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Re: WTF

Post by lucky420 » Mon Nov 28, 2011 8:16 pm

:lol: :lol: Who knew porcupines were so damn cute and awesome?
Oh my god, it's HUGE!

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Post by Drawingablank » Mon Nov 28, 2011 8:58 pm

That is really cool. I never knew porkys would eat corn, all I've ever seen them eat is tree bark and plywood (plywood is a delicacy to them apparently - they like the salt in the glue supposedly). I never heard one make a sound either, although I've been that close to a few.
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Tue Nov 29, 2011 9:49 am

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Re: WTF

Post by maryanimal » Wed Nov 30, 2011 5:35 pm

I'm so glad this has a happy ending! Kudos for the Sheriffs!

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Re: WTF

Post by illy dilly » Fri Dec 02, 2011 10:47 am

maryanimal wrote:I'm so glad this has a happy ending! Kudos for the Sheriffs!

http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/ ... -old-woman
Thats fucking awesome!

I hope there is follow up coverage.
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Re: WTF

Post by Ugly Dougly » Fri Dec 02, 2011 12:35 pm

See? Just wait 50 years and you'll be off the hook.
I think 90 is the automatic "isn't that cute" cutoff age. ;)

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Re: WTF

Post by Sham » Fri Dec 02, 2011 1:38 pm

WTF, I was sitting in a funeral service today, and pulled out my smart phone and checked eplaya.
Then, I come back to my office and find in the mail a settlement check for a class action lawsuit against eBay Motors. The check from J.P Morgan/Chase Bank is in the amount of 5 cents. Yes, all the rest of the money from the settlement went to lawyers and court fees. (I did call the 800 number on the letter and had the rep spend a half hour explaining the details of the settlement to me) What the FUCK!

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Post by illy dilly » Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:33 pm

What the fuck!
Thats bull shit!
They spent more on mailing you the check than the check is worth. Total bull shit!

And sadly, it will likely cost you more than 5 cents to drive to the bank and cash the check.
I'm sure they figure that if they cut 1 million 5 cent checks, only 10% of the recipients will actually cash the check, and they will get to keep $45k.
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Re: WTF

Post by knowmad » Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:28 pm

What the Tort?
Lawyers that lie, cheat and steal. Then become judges that help them do it better.
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