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Re: WTF

Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Dec 19, 2011 7:28 pm

Well, since their friends' pajamas wouldn't match, it's probably just as well.
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Re: WTF

Post by unjonharley » Mon Dec 19, 2011 7:53 pm

Oh, Do you think it would confusing to the pajamaless one..

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Re: WTF

Post by HiBbY » Mon Dec 19, 2011 8:11 pm

(link bein stupid)

oh how many a time must i hear how the one person christmas morning walks down not wearing anything because he or she had too much to drink the night before. oh how it makes me lul quietly
c = 1 gives the sequence 0, 1, 2, 5, 26,…, which tends to infinity...

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Re: WTF

Post by unjonharley » Mon Dec 19, 2011 8:23 pm

HiBbY wrote:(link bein stupid)

oh how many a time must i hear how the one person christmas morning walks down not wearing anything because he or she had too much to drink the night before. oh how it makes me lul quietly
They are still telling that story about you??? After all this time??

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Re: WTF

Post by HiBbY » Mon Dec 19, 2011 9:01 pm

XXD you know it!!! forever and always XXD
c = 1 gives the sequence 0, 1, 2, 5, 26,…, which tends to infinity...

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Re: WTF

Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Dec 23, 2011 7:11 pm

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Re: WTF

Post by unjonharley » Fri Dec 23, 2011 7:26 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Image
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Re: WTF

Post by Sham » Sat Dec 24, 2011 12:39 pm

WTF?
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Re: WTF

Post by Ugly Dougly » Sat Dec 24, 2011 1:32 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Image
I was just cursing my USB connector. :)

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Re: WTF

Post by illy dilly » Tue Dec 27, 2011 2:20 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Image
Does Google Translator regularly let you down?
Tired of paying for expensive non earlthly translators?
Completely annoyed by not understanding Alain Spam?

Get your USB 2.0 Babel Fish today!
They're compatible with all Windows, Mac OS, and Marshen operating systems!
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Re: WTF

Post by knowmad » Tue Dec 27, 2011 3:46 pm

illy dilly wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
Does Google Translator regularly let you down?
Tired of paying for expensive non earlthly translators?
Completely annoyed by not understanding Alain Spam?

Get your USB 2.0 Babel Fish today!
They're compatible with all Windows, Mac OS, and Marshen operating systems!
Google let you down? try this out!
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Re: WTF

Post by illy dilly » Tue Dec 27, 2011 3:56 pm

knowmad wrote:
illy dilly wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
Does Google Translator regularly let you down?
Tired of paying for expensive non earlthly translators?
Completely annoyed by not understanding Alain Spam?

Get your USB 2.0 Babel Fish today!
They're compatible with all Windows, Mac OS, and Marshen operating systems!
Google let you down? try this out!
WTF!
Thats awesome!

Knowmad, thats two awesome links in 1 day!
1 more and I think I have to bake you a cake!
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Re: WTF

Post by maryanimal » Tue Dec 27, 2011 6:29 pm

Sometimes I'm confused by what I think is really obvious. But what I think is really obvious obviously isn't obvious.

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Re: WTF

Post by Elderberry » Tue Dec 27, 2011 7:18 pm

I thought this was funny first in the description: "This product is NOT an actual VW van!"
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Re: WTF

Post by Sham » Wed Dec 28, 2011 4:31 pm

I had eplaya open on my computer at work (what a surprise) and I was running an old DOS program when my computer froze with Eric's avatar prominently in the upper right corner. Everyone who came into my office asked the same question---"who's that". I must have said, "it's Eric", 10 times today. WTF!

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Re: WTF

Post by Elliot » Wed Dec 28, 2011 4:44 pm

How many of those employees resigned on the spot? :wink:

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Re: WTF

Post by Sham » Wed Dec 28, 2011 6:03 pm

Elliot wrote:How many of those employees resigned on the spot? :wink:
No one quit, but three people asked for his phone number! :roll:

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Re: WTF

Post by knowmad » Thu Dec 29, 2011 12:52 am

illy dilly wrote:

Knowmad, thats two awesome links in 1 day!
1 more and I think I have to bake you a cake!
Well just frost my butt and Call me cupcake!!!
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Re: WTF

Post by illy dilly » Thu Dec 29, 2011 9:05 am

knowmad wrote:
illy dilly wrote:

Knowmad, thats two awesome links in 1 day!
1 more and I think I have to bake you a cake!
Well just frost my butt and Call me cupcake!!!
:shock:

You'd like that woudn't you?!?! :wink:
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Re: WTF

Post by wh..sh » Thu Dec 29, 2011 9:10 am

Shambala wrote:I had eplaya open on my computer at work (what a surprise) and I was running an old DOS program when my computer froze with Eric's avatar prominently in the upper right corner. Everyone who came into my office asked the same question---"who's that". I must have said, "it's Eric", 10 times today. WTF!
Running old DOS program and computer froze... hmm... can you just admit that Eric's photo is your desktop background?
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Re: WTF

Post by Gonzo Frothwood » Wed Jan 04, 2012 7:59 pm

A sneeze is as good as an orgasm to a Sparklepony on E.
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Re: WTF

Post by cowboyangel » Wed Jan 04, 2012 9:03 pm

A Klingon Cloaking Device...who gets it is the question and for what?
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By David BrownThe Washington Post

A team of physicists at Cornell University has created a wrinkle in time. Inside it things can occur that are entirely undetectable, at least to ordinary observers. It's as if they never happened.This phenomenon, known as "temporal cloaking," shows how researchers can manipulate the perception of time.Temporal cloaking is not magic. It follows all the ironclad laws of physics. Whether it will have a use isn't known, as the hole in time created by the Cornell team lasts only 50 trillionths of a second.In their experiment, detailed Tuesday in the journal Nature, the Cornell team sent a laser beam down a fiber-optic cable. At the starting end of the cable, they pulsed the beam with a second laser that changed the light from a single wavelength to a range of wavelengths, essentially different colors.The beam then entered a section of cable that had the property of carrying light of different wavelengths at different speeds, specifically blue light faster than red. As a consequence, the two colors separated until there was a space between them with no light at all. This blip of total darkness -- one centimeter wide and lasting 50 picoseconds -- is what the researchers called a "time gap" or "time hole."To show that an event occurring in the "time gap" was undetected, the researchers pulsed a ray of light through it.When the ray went through the time gap and then the beam was reassembled successfully, the detector at the end of the cable perceived no change.

Read more here: http://www.star-telegram.com/2012/01/04 ... rylink=cpy
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Re: WTF

Post by ygmir » Wed Jan 04, 2012 9:23 pm

Gonzo Frothwood wrote:A sneeze is as good as an orgasm to a Sparklepony on E.
with good timing, a sneeze by a sparkle pony, can create an orgasm : So say I .
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Re: WTF

Post by Elliot » Wed Jan 04, 2012 9:30 pm

Or make nasty and painful teeth marks? :shock:

(I already regret posting that. :wink: )

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Re: WTF

Post by ygmir » Wed Jan 04, 2012 9:33 pm

Elliot wrote:Or make nasty and painful teeth marks? :shock:

(I already regret posting that. :wink: )

knowing Elliot realizes, one can lead to the other.
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Re: WTF

Post by ygmir » Sun Jan 08, 2012 10:22 am

well, I had to post it somewhere.........
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Re: WTF

Post by bigdane » Sun Jan 08, 2012 11:12 am

ygmir wrote:well, I had to post it somewhere.........
+2 :wink:
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Re: WTF

Post by Ugly Dougly » Mon Jan 09, 2012 4:39 pm

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Eierlegende Wollmilchsau (auch eierlegendes Woll(milch)schwein) ist eine umgangssprachliche Redewendung, mit der etwas (eine Sache, Person oder Problemlösung) umschrieben wird, das „nur Vorteile hat, alle Bedürfnisse befriedigt, allen Ansprüchen genügt“[1]. Die Redensart evoziert hierzu in Form eines impliziten Vergleichs ein imaginäres Hybridwesen, ein Nutztier, das Eigenschaften von Huhn (Eier legen), Schaf (Wolle liefern), Kuh (Milch geben) und Schwein (Fleisch) in sich vereint.

Die Züchterphantasie von einem „eierlegenden Wollschwein“, einem „Schwein, / das Merinowolle trägt / und dazu noch Eier legt“, ist bereits 1959 in einem humoristischen Gedicht belegt.[2] In der Form (eierlegendes) Wollschwein[3] oder Wollmilchschwein[4] tritt die Fügung seit Ende der 1960er-Jahre als Redensart auf.

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Re: WTF

Post by bigdane » Mon Jan 09, 2012 4:47 pm

is that how we get bacon and eggs???
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Re: WTF

Post by Ugly Dougly » Mon Jan 09, 2012 4:51 pm

Ich kenn' nicht.

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