Voicemail

[Fire_Moose]

/Ring ring ring
/pause

"You have reached ePlaya. There is no one here to take your call because we were all out drinking too much whiskey and sake bombs. Oh man, we were WASTED, we set up this geo dome that was left on playa and did off season Thunder Dome, it was epic. once we got too drunk to bounce around that much we turned it into an orgy dome and DISRESPECTED the playa, we shoulda put a tarp down...in retrospect. Anyways leave a message...or help us out and respond to some of our messages. See ya on the playa!"

/BEEEEEP





Hey eplaya, it's F_M, just wanted to let you know that I've been thinking about it, and I don't think we are right for each other, it's not you, it's just that i really liked the IDEA of you, and once that idea became reality, it was too much, i hope you understand.

[Fire_Moose]

/beeep


This is an associate of your local library, you are now 3 weeks late to return your copy of "The joys of sex" please return it immediately.

[junglesmacks]

This is precisely what iPhone visual voicemail is for.. selective deletion.